NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Said that Moranatti had a "senseless, inane column". LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HAWK!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoeLessRob Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 the one on the left is Hawk and the right is The losser. >>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 anybody have the link to that Moronaotti column? my favorite Hinney Bird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 (edited) EDIT: Nevermind, I just got it.. I'm so slow. Edited May 21, 2006 by TitoMB345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Saw this one coming a mile away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Not quite sure why Hawk waited until the 8th inning to do this. Have no fear though Hawk, immediately after you said the stuff, the Cubs started their rally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(fathom @ May 21, 2006 -> 05:18 PM) Not quite sure why Hawk waited until the 8th inning to do this. Have no fear though Hawk, immediately after you said the stuff, the Cubs started their rally. Yeah, there's a direct correlation there. :rolly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:19 PM) Yeah, there's a direct correlation there. :rolly Never said there was....just that it's funny Hawk waited until that point of the game to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted May 21, 2006 Author Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(fathom @ May 21, 2006 -> 04:20 PM) Never said there was....just that it's funny Hawk waited until that point of the game to do it. He just had more important things on his mind than what the Sun Times's week-old douchebag Moronatti had to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:30 PM) He just had more important things on his mind than what the Sun Times's week-old douchebag Moronatti had to say. Like stories about Carl Yaz or Jim Rice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted May 21, 2006 Author Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(fathom @ May 21, 2006 -> 04:32 PM) Like stories about Carl Yaz or Jim Rice? LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 (edited) I don't know how many times I've sworn I'd never read his work again, but I'm doing it again. His lame ass effort to twist the facts so that "god fearing" Barret is the victim and AJ is the "punk" instigator is just breathtaking in its ignorance and bias. Edited May 21, 2006 by The Ginger Kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I thought Hawk sounded like a jackass, myself. He was rambling. It reminded me of listening to a drunk after he came back from fishing: "I tell you, it was the biggest fish I ever did see!" or like George Bush talking about his best moment as President. (If you call, he claimed it was catching a fish nearly twice as big as the biggest ever caught on the record of that species.( Mariotti's column is absurd, sure, but Hawk was sputtering and seemed totally incoherent in his rant. The only thing that came out being clear in that segment was that a "hineybird" is a bird that winds up flying up its own ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 Anybody got a link to this column? I couldn't find it in the Trib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 QUOTE(TheBigHurt @ May 21, 2006 -> 06:23 PM) Anybody got a link to this column? I couldn't find it in the Trib. That's because he writes for the Sun-Times. http://www.suntimes.com/output/mariotti/cst-spt-jay21.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I thought he was always in the trib. I need to read the paper more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I read the column today, and I find it rather amazing how Mariotti was able to reach the conclusions he did. It's almost as if he wasn't watching the same game we all were.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 If the Cubs were a porn movie, Mariotti would be a fluffer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuck the Cubs Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Why Hawk even bothers to read Moronotti is beside me. They should just slug it out. I'm one of the few people here who likes Mariotti more than Hawk. Mariotti's style is actually pretty nice, and the one I want to emualte, just the content is bad. Hawk is just very annoying on the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:18 PM) Why Hawk even bothers to read Moronotti is beside me. They should just slug it out. I'm one of the few people here who likes Mariotti more than Hawk. Mariotti's style is actually pretty nice, and the one I want to emualte, just the content is bad. Hawk is just very annoying on the air. To me, Hawk is like a Carnie and Mariotti is a sleazy used car salesman. Mariotti grates on me more, but I don't care for Hawk, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:18 PM) Why Hawk even bothers to read Moronotti is beside me. They should just slug it out. I'm one of the few people here who likes Mariotti more than Hawk. Mariotti's style is actually pretty nice, and the one I want to emualte, just the content is bad. Hawk is just very annoying on the air. Mariotti rips on the Cubs, that is why you like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:18 PM) Why Hawk even bothers to read Moronotti is beside me. They should just slug it out. I'm one of the few people here who likes Mariotti more than Hawk. Mariotti's style is actually pretty nice, and the one I want to emualte, just the content is bad. Hawk is just very annoying on the air. So let me get this right. You want to be a jackass, fair weather, dumbass who likes to play both sides depending on whose doing better in the standings? :banghead :banghead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 QUOTE(NUKE_CLEVELAND @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:37 PM) So let me get this right. You want to be a jackass, fair weather, dumbass who likes to play both sides depending on whose doing better in the standings? :banghead :banghead I don't think he mentioned John Kerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phuck the Cubs Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 Mariotti rips on the Cubs, that is why you like him. So let me get this right. You want to be a jackass, fair weather, dumbass who likes to play both sides depending on whose doing better in the standings? :banghead :banghead No. I admire his style. He speaks his mind to the fullest, which is always flip-flopping, and he ignores critics. You know poeple have been giving him hell for 15 years and he hasn't backed down. That's why I admire him. I don't admire the content of his work, however, I admire his style, one I want to emulate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 QUOTE(Cuck the Fubs @ May 21, 2006 -> 09:42 PM) No. I admire his style. He speaks his mind to the fullest, which is always flip-flopping, and he ignores critics. You know poeple have been giving him hell for 15 years and he hasn't backed down. That's why I admire him. I don't admire the content of his work, however, I admire his style, one I want to emulate The funny thing about him is that he does not speak his mind at all, he actually takes the exact opposite side of what everyone thinks is correct on purpose so people will read his column either to rip him for being a dumb ass or for "speaking his mind" as some actually think he believes the s*** he writes. Either way the Sun-Times does sell papers and a whole lot of people sure do talk about his column, so it must be working for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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