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from Craig Kilbourn last night:

 

 

when Sammy's bat broke and the cork popped out, the Cubs didn't know what to do because they have never heard corks pop before

 

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What Sammy has done gives a bad message to all the youth of America: steroids alone aren't enough.

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How about Captain Cork? SportsCenter did that one. You know Captain Kirk on Star Trek? Yeah, that's where they got "Captain Cork" from.

 

I know it ain't good....but it would make a hell of a shirt. I should have one made like that. That'd be the s***. :headbang

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