sox-r-us Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 Top Ten Sammy Sosa Explanations 10. "My mind was clouded by the anabolic steroids" 9. "Damn Al-Qaeda" 8. "I may be a strong guy, but those bats is heavy" 7. "I wanted to catch the premiere of 'American Juniors' -- man, those kids can sing!" 6. "Hans Blix checked my bat for three months without finding any cork" 5. "Wanted to do something to take the heat off my girlfriend, Martha Stewart" 4. "Threat of rain necessitated a more buoyant bat" 3. "If you hit home runs you get paid $20 million a year, dumb ass" 2. "I was Punk'd" 1. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iguana Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Be Good Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 I saw it live, it was a little funny, he has done much better top 10's MY Fav: 10. "My mind was clouded by the anabolic steroids" 8. "I may be a strong guy, but those bats is heavy" 7. "I wanted to catch the premiere of 'American Juniors' -- man, those kids can sing!" 6. "Hans Blix checked my bat for three months without finding any cork" 5. "Wanted to do something to take the heat off my girlfriend, Martha Stewart" 1. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it" DIDN'T get: 4. "Threat of rain necessitated a more buoyant bat" 2. "I was Punk'd" BE GOOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxfaninbeverly Posted June 5, 2003 Share Posted June 5, 2003 DIDN'T get: 4. "Threat of rain necessitated a more buoyant bat" 2. "I was Punk'd" Cork floats on water, doesn't sink Punk'd is a TV show where celebrities have pranks pulled on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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