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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jun 28, 2006 -> 04:13 PM)
DLEE finally f***ing wakes up for my fantasy team.

 

BTW, when the season started everyone raved about how great of a closer Dempter was, I said I didnt agree because his stuff isnt that impressive. But they continued to talk about his 1 blown save blah blah blah.

 

1-4 4.46 ERA

 

lol Rock don't you know all the cubs fans boast about how they got him signed for a mere 15mil, Dempster is a l337 SuX0r.

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Jun 28, 2006 -> 04:13 PM)
DLEE finally f***ing wakes up for my fantasy team.

 

BTW, when the season started everyone raved about how great of a closer Dempter was, I said I didnt agree because his stuff isnt that impressive. But they continued to talk about his 1 blown save blah blah blah.

 

1-4 4.46 ERA

I suggested Wood would eventually take Dempster's role. Dempster struggled sure enough, but now Wood may not be healthy enough to even pitch in relief. I still think Wood, if he survives in the MLB at all, will end up a reliever, probably a closer.

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I suggested Wood would eventually take Dempster's role. Dempster struggled sure enough, but now Wood may not be healthy enough to even pitch in relief. I still think Wood, if he survives in the MLB at all, will end up a reliever, probably a closer.

And that may not neccesarily be a bad thing. The Cubs are stupid for not even trying it. He did a pretty decent job in relief last year before surgery.

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QUOTE(THEWOOD @ Jul 6, 2006 -> 10:02 PM)
Capuano has eaten the cubs up all season.

 

MILWAUKEE (AP) -- Chris Capuano pitched a six-hit shutout to continue his mastery of the Cubs as Milwaukee beat Chicago 2-0 on Thursday night.

 

Capuano (10-4) struck out six and walked none for his second career shutout and complete game. The left-hander has not allowed a run in 26 innings against the Cubs this season in three starts -- all wins. He shut out Chicago in a 9-0 victory on April 30.

 

That, my friend, is what you called being owned.

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QUOTE(soxman352000 @ Jul 6, 2006 -> 10:50 PM)
LOL, WOW it just goes to show you how s***ty the Cubs are when it comes to money

 

That's nothing, the Cubs have 6x the payroll of the Marlins and the Marlins are 6.5 games better than the Cubs. That's terrible.

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Did you guys see Aramis making the first out of the inning at third while trying to turn a double into a triple? The funny part is that he watched the ball and did a mini home run jig, then jogged down to first and finally decided to stop jogging after he rounded first. That is why the Cubs are worthless.

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QUOTE(whitesoxin @ Jul 7, 2006 -> 12:11 AM)
Did you guys see Aramis making the first out of the inning at third while trying to turn a double into a triple? The funny part is that he watched the ball and did a mini home run jig, then jogged down to first and finally decided to stop jogging after he rounded first. That is why the Cubs are worthless.

 

I just loved the s*** eating grin he had on his face when he thought it was gone and then was later thrown out at third, and then in the AB when lee was on second and he SO he looked pissed :)

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Ahhhh, this makes me feel much better.

 

danman031 (7:27:09 PM): two grand slams in an inning? only the cubs would give it up

Keers075 (7:28:16 PM): it's true

Keers075 (7:28:40 PM): nice call

 

Talking to a cub fan friend of mine online. Pretty hilarious stuff.

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NY Mets Inning Summary

- C. Woodward flied out to center

- C. Beltran safe at first on T. Walker's fielding error

- C. Delgado singled to center, C. Beltran to second

- D. Wright singled to right, C. Beltran to third, C. Delgado to second

- C. Floyd homered to deep left, C. Delgado, C. Beltran and D. Wright scored

- X. Nady walked

- R. Novoa relieved S. Marshall

- R. Castro reached on fielder's choice, X. Nady to second on T. Walker's fielding error

- E. Chavez hit for P. Feliciano

- E. Chavez singled to right, X. Nady scored, R. Castro to third

- E. Chavez stole second

- J. Valentin singled to shortstop

- C. Woodward grounded into fielder's choice, R. Castro out at home, E. Chavez to third, J. Valentin to second

- C. Beltran homered to deep left center, E. Chavez, J. Valentin and C. Woodward scored

- C. Delgado doubled to deep left

- D. Wright homered to deep right, C. Delgado scored

- W. Ohman relieved W. Ohman

- C. Floyd walked

- X. Nady walked, C. Floyd to second

- R. Castro flied out to deep center

- End of Inning (11 Runs, 8 Hits, 2 Errors)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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NY Mets Inning Summary

- C. Woodward flied out to center

- C. Beltran safe at first on T. Walker's fielding error

- C. Delgado singled to center, C. Beltran to second

- D. Wright singled to right, C. Beltran to third, C. Delgado to second

- C. Floyd homered to deep left, C. Delgado, C. Beltran and D. Wright scored

- X. Nady walked

- R. Novoa relieved S. Marshall

- R. Castro reached on fielder's choice, X. Nady to second on T. Walker's fielding error

- E. Chavez hit for P. Feliciano

- E. Chavez singled to right, X. Nady scored, R. Castro to third

- E. Chavez stole second

- J. Valentin singled to shortstop

- C. Woodward grounded into fielder's choice, R. Castro out at home, E. Chavez to third, J. Valentin to second

- C. Beltran homered to deep left center, E. Chavez, J. Valentin and C. Woodward scored

- C. Delgado doubled to deep left

- D. Wright homered to deep right, C. Delgado scored

- W. Ohman relieved W. Ohman

- C. Floyd walked

- X. Nady walked, C. Floyd to second

- R. Castro flied out to deep center

- End of Inning (11 Runs, 8 Hits, 2 Errors)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

:headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang :headbang

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