Soxy Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Amuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Soxy @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 08:23 AM) Amuse me. shall I strip naked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted June 1, 2006 Author Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 12:30 PM) shall I strip naked? I said amuse, not horrify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Soxy @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 11:38 AM) I said amuse, not horrify. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 11:06 AM) Oh my.. was that man was having a seizure...? QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 11:08 AM) If he was, I'm sure someone in that neighborhood would find something to shove in his mouth... That is awful I should be ashamed for writing that... and ashamed...I am. :headshake Early entry for QOTM from the Cubs protest video thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Soxy @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 09:23 AM) Amuse me. A priest, a rabbi and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 02:37 PM) A priest, a rabbi and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar... And cutting to the punch line [snip] . . . So then the rabbi says to Chomsky, "Well, how much did you expect a priest was going to know about cunning linguists anyway?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Jun 1, 2006 -> 01:54 PM) And cutting to the punch line [snip] . . . So then the rabbi says to Chomsky, "Well, how much did you expect a priest was going to know about cunning linguists anyway?!?" If it wasn't already in the QOTM, it would have been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I'm just happy to be the straight man in that exchange. That's right, you heard me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Jun 2, 2006 -> 11:30 AM) I'm just happy to be the straight man in that exchange. That's right, you heard me. I'm just glad I didn't go with the alternate punchline. . . So then the Priest turns to the Rabbi and says, "Silly Rabbi, licks are for kids!" . . . because that would be bad. Edited June 2, 2006 by FlaSoxxJim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 11, 2006 Share Posted June 11, 2006 QUOTE(Greg The Bull Luzinski @ Jun 11, 2006 -> 03:39 AM) * I don't much care if the guy killed his wife and drove away in a Ford Bronco. As long as he pitches better than Cliff Politte, I will tolerate him. Greg the Bull with a priceless gem right here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 12, 2006 Share Posted June 12, 2006 QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Jun 11, 2006 -> 10:05 AM) 52 user(s) active in the past 15 minutes 31 guests, 21 members 0 anonymous members Gregory Pratt, hitlesswonder, southsider2k5, OfficerKarkovice, Cuck the Fubs, Dick Allen, itsnotrequired, maggsmaggs, Steff, marsh, Wedge, MSHAWKS, SoxFan101, kapkomet, JimH, Scwible, pcullotta, Tony82087, Soxpranos, Credepopsup, THEWOOD, Google.com What is that all about? QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 11, 2006 -> 10:08 AM) The search engine catelogues the site for later searches. It happens all of the time. QUOTE(The Critic @ Jun 11, 2006 -> 10:15 AM) Of course, Hangar will tell you that Google only catalogues negative Sox references.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 From the angles of the seats thread... QUOTE(zach23 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) Why don't the Sox just realize that there are some things that need to be done so that ALL fans are happy ALL the time. They just need to do the following: Change all the seats so that they change color depending on the person looking at them. So if someone likes blue or green or red, or whatever else, the seats will read their mind and change to that color just for them. Others looking at them will see the color they like. Charge only what each individual person is willing to pay for admission and personally deliver the tickets to them when it is convienent for them. If someone doesn't want to pay, let them in free and they should be able to sit in the best seat even if there is someone else that wants to sit there. The Sox just have to figure out how to get everyone into the seat they want at all times. Make it so that all seats point in the direction that all people like at all times with no obstructions. The seats must be soft enough for those that like soft and firm enough for those that like firm. Get every player that every fan wants regardless of cost or roster size. If that player then doesn't perform to the satisfaction of any fan anywhere, get rid of him and get better players. The Sox should have a team that always goes 162-0 and wins every World Series. Every fan in the park should see the lineup they want to see even if that means 30 guys must be in the starting lineup. The Sox must simply figure out how to get that to work. Everyone must get to park for free right next to the stadium. Everyone should be allowed to show up 5 minutes before game time and still be able to get in to see the first pitch. There should also be lots of bars and restaurants real close to the park, but there must still be parking lots for everyone as well, and the bars and restaurants must not turn the neighborhood into Wrigleyville. For those that hate bars and restaurants, they must be invisible. For those that walk to the park and hate parking lots, the lots must be invisible and they should be able to see nice houses and trees. The Sox should have every announcer and commentator on earth on the payroll doing their own play-by-play and commentary. The fans can then choose from 1000 different radio stations to hear only the play-by-play and color commentator that they want to hear. Same with TV. Every newspaper must write only about the Sox. Every sports radio station must only talk about the Sox. The stadium must be willing to morph into different stadiums for each fan's taste. If one person likes the old Comiskey better then it should morph into that. If they like the old park but with the new park's concourse, then it should do that. If someone likes seeing the skyline, then the park must rotate so they can. Nobody should wait in any line for anything. Vendors should be able to read everyone's mind and bring them the food they want immediatley. Each fan should have a personal vendor for each type of food and beverage and their own personal restroom. Every type of food and beverage ever created should be available with a vendor to personnaly serve it to each fan. The fans should decide if they want to pay anything or eat and drink for free. If the Sox would just stop being so cheap and address these things then everyone would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 16, 2006 Share Posted June 16, 2006 The following discussion deserves a group "lol". QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:40 PM) Consider this a McDonalds wake up call to Agustin Montero and Cliff Politte. QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:42 PM) Worst reference in recent Soxtalk history? QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:55 PM) Chances of that are... remote QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ Jun 15, 2006 -> 02:58 PM) I hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 Palehosefan with a sold one on the Ben Roethlisberger thread: Ben should be fine for the season. Saying he got lucky is a big understatement. Hopefully he learned his lesson. You don't need to be driving around trying to break people's windows with your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 21, 2006 Share Posted June 21, 2006 From the thread about Cardinals fans being by and large pretty classy. QUOTE(Guillen @ Jun 21, 2006 -> 11:06 AM) I would have to say Philadelphia fans are probably the most polite of all in this country. All you have to do is look back to when J.D. Drew's walkman died and everyone in the stadium donated their batteries to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 QUOTE(Contreras @ Jun 21, 2006 -> 08:01 PM) I get home from work, I sit down to watch a glorious Sox game, and what do I get? A RERUN!!!! This game was on yesterday! POST OF THE CENTURY HERE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Rangercal QUOTE(rangercal @ Jun 22, 2006 -> 12:52 AM) 144 articles written on ozzie today. This one is from gay.com QUOTE(Jordan4life_2006 @ Jun 22, 2006 -> 12:57 AM) Um, what are you doing on a site called gay.com? QUOTE(Contreras @ Jun 22, 2006 -> 01:31 AM) This post has been edited by the Soxtalk staff to remove objectionable material. Soxtalk encourages a free discussion between its members, but does not allow personal attacks, threats, graphic sexual material, nudity, or any other materials judged offensive by the Administrators and Moderators. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 21, 2006 -> 09:00 AM) http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13272368/?GT1=8211 LOL. I'm sorry, but all I picture is a guy looking at that sign and since he DOESN'T SPEAK ENGLISH, proceding with his order. "Una hamburguesa, una Coca Cola, y papas fritas por favor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I'm gonna go with "Mariotti is a piece of sh*t f*g." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 BeWare takes a thread directly to its natural conclusion: QUOTE(soxwon @ Jun 21, 2006 -> 08:31 PM) Who saw the trophy woman at the game monday night. Dressed in Gold surrounded by the trophy. I must get a picture of her Does anyone have one? QUOTE(3 BeWareTheNewSox 5 @ Jun 22, 2006 -> 01:04 AM) I haven't even seen her and I already know that I want to sleep with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 I shudder to think at the damage a pussy like Al Gore or John Kerry would have allowed to be inflicted on this country. Pussies like that want to sing songs and "give peace a chance" while Islamo-fascist terrorists plot and execute attacks on our country. QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Jun 23, 2006 -> 08:42 AM) Yes, I remember John Kerry's sing "Give Peace a Chance" plank in his foreign policy platform well. I think I remember it being next to George Bush's "Eat the Old" program proposal as a way to save money on school lunches. I luuuuv Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 22, 2006 -> 03:37 PM) Bring me back a nice rock! QUOTE(mreye @ Jun 23, 2006 -> 09:48 AM) You can't take rocks from a Communist country - it's government workers' pay. From Balta's thread about leaving for China Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 QUOTE(My Dixie Normus @ Jun 23, 2006 -> 10:36 AM) "Baseball is a social institution with responsibility to set appropriate tone and example. Conduct or language that reflects otherwise will not be tolerated. The use of slurs embarrasses the individual, the club and the game." - Bud Selig. Hey Bud, Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Jun 23, 2006 -> 10:50 AM) Amen. Eh, you beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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