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This lost in the 60s chick wanders too close to an Army base and starts with her peace and love crap. This Army Sargeant comes over, all straight backed and irritated at the sox bullpen and liberals on soxtalk, and starts ripping her back. She looks at him and says he's not getting enough loooove.

"when did you make love last?"

"1955"

"1955! OMG, that's why you're so hung up and tense"

She grabs him by the hand and leads him back to her microbus and starts to relax him. After a couple intense lovemaking sessions, she exclaims

"wow, you haven't forgotten a move in all that time"

"I don't think I would have, it's only 2230 now"

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QUOTE(Texsox @ Jun 4, 2006 -> 08:47 AM)
This lost in the 60s chick wanders too close to an Army base and starts with her peace and love crap. This Army Sargeant comes over, all straight backed and irritated at the sox bullpen and liberals on soxtalk, and starts ripping her back. She looks at him and says he's not getting enough loooove.

"when did you make love last?"

"1955"

"1955! OMG, that's why you're so hung up and tense"

She grabs him by the hand and leads him back to her microbus and starts to relax him. After a couple intense lovemaking sessions, she exclaims

"wow, you haven't forgotten a move in all that time"

"I don't think I would have, it's only 2230 now"

 

 

Just found this thread now.

 

 

LMFAO!!!!!!!

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