YASNY Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) :headshake No, actually, that was one helluva post Zach! Edited June 13, 2006 by YASNY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allsox Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(zach23 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 04:48 PM) Why don't the Sox just realize that there are some things that need to be done so that ALL fans are happy ALL the time. They just need to do the following: Change all the seats so that they change color depending on the person looking at them. So if someone likes blue or green or red, or whatever else, the seats will read their mind and change to that color just for them. Others looking at them will see the color they like. Charge only what each individual person is willing to pay for admission and personally deliver the tickets to them when it is convienent for them. If someone doesn't want to pay, let them in free and they should be able to sit in the best seat even if there is someone else that wants to sit there. The Sox just have to figure out how to get everyone into the seat they want at all times. Make it so that all seats point in the direction that all people like at all times with no obstructions. The seats must be soft enough for those that like soft and firm enough for those that like firm. Get every player that every fan wants regardless of cost or roster size. If that player then doesn't perform to the satisfaction of any fan anywhere, get rid of him and get better players. The Sox should have a team that always goes 162-0 and wins every World Series. Every fan in the park should see the lineup they want to see even if that means 30 guys must be in the starting lineup. The Sox must simply figure out how to get that to work. Everyone must get to park for free right next to the stadium. Everyone should be allowed to show up 5 minutes before game time and still be able to get in to see the first pitch. There should also be lots of bars and restaurants real close to the park, but there must still be parking lots for everyone as well, and the bars and restaurants must not turn the neighborhood into Wrigleyville. For those that hate bars and restaurants, they must be invisible. For those that walk to the park and hate parking lots, the lots must be invisible and they should be able to see nice houses and trees. The Sox should have every announcer and commentator on earth on the payroll doing their own play-by-play and commentary. The fans can then choose from 1000 different radio stations to hear only the play-by-play and color commentator that they want to hear. Same with TV. Every newspaper must write only about the Sox. Every sports radio station must only talk about the Sox. The stadium must be willing to morph into different stadiums for each fan's taste. If one person likes the old Comiskey better then it should morph into that. If they like the old park but with the new park's concourse, then it should do that. If someone likes seeing the skyline, then the park must rotate so they can. Nobody should wait in any line for anything. Vendors should be able to read everyone's mind and bring them the food they want immediatley. Each fan should have a personal vendor for each type of food and beverage and their own personal restroom. Every type of food and beverage ever created should be available with a vendor to personnaly serve it to each fan. The fans should decide if they want to pay anything or eat and drink for free. If the Sox would just stop being so cheap and address these things then everyone would be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(zach23 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) Why don't the Sox just realize that there are some things that need to be done so that ALL fans are happy ALL the time. They just need to do the following: Change all the seats so that they change color depending on the person looking at them. So if someone likes blue or green or red, or whatever else, the seats will read their mind and change to that color just for them. Others looking at them will see the color they like. Charge only what each individual person is willing to pay for admission and personally deliver the tickets to them when it is convienent for them. If someone doesn't want to pay, let them in free and they should be able to sit in the best seat even if there is someone else that wants to sit there. The Sox just have to figure out how to get everyone into the seat they want at all times. Make it so that all seats point in the direction that all people like at all times with no obstructions. The seats must be soft enough for those that like soft and firm enough for those that like firm. Get every player that every fan wants regardless of cost or roster size. If that player then doesn't perform to the satisfaction of any fan anywhere, get rid of him and get better players. The Sox should have a team that always goes 162-0 and wins every World Series. Every fan in the park should see the lineup they want to see even if that means 30 guys must be in the starting lineup. The Sox must simply figure out how to get that to work. Everyone must get to park for free right next to the stadium. Everyone should be allowed to show up 5 minutes before game time and still be able to get in to see the first pitch. There should also be lots of bars and restaurants real close to the park, but there must still be parking lots for everyone as well, and the bars and restaurants must not turn the neighborhood into Wrigleyville. For those that hate bars and restaurants, they must be invisible. For those that walk to the park and hate parking lots, the lots must be invisible and they should be able to see nice houses and trees. The Sox should have every announcer and commentator on earth on the payroll doing their own play-by-play and commentary. The fans can then choose from 1000 different radio stations to hear only the play-by-play and color commentator that they want to hear. Same with TV. Every newspaper must write only about the Sox. Every sports radio station must only talk about the Sox. The stadium must be willing to morph into different stadiums for each fan's taste. If one person likes the old Comiskey better then it should morph into that. If they like the old park but with the new park's concourse, then it should do that. If someone likes seeing the skyline, then the park must rotate so they can. Nobody should wait in any line for anything. Vendors should be able to read everyone's mind and bring them the food they want immediatley. Each fan should have a personal vendor for each type of food and beverage and their own personal restroom. Every type of food and beverage ever created should be available with a vendor to personnaly serve it to each fan. The fans should decide if they want to pay anything or eat and drink for free. If the Sox would just stop being so cheap and address these things then everyone would be happy. POST.OF.THE.YEAR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(zach23 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) Why don't the Sox just realize that there are some things that need to be done so that ALL fans are happy ALL the time. They just need to do the following: Change all the seats so that they change color depending on the person looking at them. So if someone likes blue or green or red, or whatever else, the seats will read their mind and change to that color just for them. Others looking at them will see the color they like. Charge only what each individual person is willing to pay for admission and personally deliver the tickets to them when it is convienent for them. If someone doesn't want to pay, let them in free and they should be able to sit in the best seat even if there is someone else that wants to sit there. The Sox just have to figure out how to get everyone into the seat they want at all times. Make it so that all seats point in the direction that all people like at all times with no obstructions. The seats must be soft enough for those that like soft and firm enough for those that like firm. Get every player that every fan wants regardless of cost or roster size. If that player then doesn't perform to the satisfaction of any fan anywhere, get rid of him and get better players. The Sox should have a team that always goes 162-0 and wins every World Series. Every fan in the park should see the lineup they want to see even if that means 30 guys must be in the starting lineup. The Sox must simply figure out how to get that to work. Everyone must get to park for free right next to the stadium. Everyone should be allowed to show up 5 minutes before game time and still be able to get in to see the first pitch. There should also be lots of bars and restaurants real close to the park, but there must still be parking lots for everyone as well, and the bars and restaurants must not turn the neighborhood into Wrigleyville. For those that hate bars and restaurants, they must be invisible. For those that walk to the park and hate parking lots, the lots must be invisible and they should be able to see nice houses and trees. The Sox should have every announcer and commentator on earth on the payroll doing their own play-by-play and commentary. The fans can then choose from 1000 different radio stations to hear only the play-by-play and color commentator that they want to hear. Same with TV. Every newspaper must write only about the Sox. Every sports radio station must only talk about the Sox. The stadium must be willing to morph into different stadiums for each fan's taste. If one person likes the old Comiskey better then it should morph into that. If they like the old park but with the new park's concourse, then it should do that. If someone likes seeing the skyline, then the park must rotate so they can. Nobody should wait in any line for anything. Vendors should be able to read everyone's mind and bring them the food they want immediatley. Each fan should have a personal vendor for each type of food and beverage and their own personal restroom. Every type of food and beverage ever created should be available with a vendor to personnaly serve it to each fan. The fans should decide if they want to pay anything or eat and drink for free. If the Sox would just stop being so cheap and address these things then everyone would be happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach61 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(rudylaw @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 01:23 PM) Do we really have a 4 page 55 post thread about angled seats? WOW!!! Actually, this is about the seats not on an angle. Somebody has their head up their ass and can't see home plate from the current seats in the park because they aren't angled properly. And sitting in a blue seat makes you go blind or something when you watch the game on tv and the blue seats are empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 10:45 AM) Can you do something about my cat that won't leave me alone during the game? Pods has a surprise for you when you get home... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 01:59 PM) Pods has a surprise for you when you get home... Damn, the funny thing is that it looks JUST like him... well except being about 15 pounds too small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoRowand33 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 LOL this threads making me laugh makes me glad that soxtalk is normally a lot better than wsi (where I got banned for no reason anyways) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(GoRowand33 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:17 PM) LOL this threads making me laugh makes me glad that soxtalk is normally a lot better than wsi (where I got banned for no reason anyways) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSox35 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(zach23 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 12:48 PM) Why don't the Sox just realize that there are some things that need to be done so that ALL fans are happy ALL the time. They just need to do the following: Change all the seats so that they change color depending on the person looking at them. So if someone likes blue or green or red, or whatever else, the seats will read their mind and change to that color just for them. Others looking at them will see the color they like. Charge only what each individual person is willing to pay for admission and personally deliver the tickets to them when it is convienent for them. If someone doesn't want to pay, let them in free and they should be able to sit in the best seat even if there is someone else that wants to sit there. The Sox just have to figure out how to get everyone into the seat they want at all times. Make it so that all seats point in the direction that all people like at all times with no obstructions. The seats must be soft enough for those that like soft and firm enough for those that like firm. Get every player that every fan wants regardless of cost or roster size. If that player then doesn't perform to the satisfaction of any fan anywhere, get rid of him and get better players. The Sox should have a team that always goes 162-0 and wins every World Series. Every fan in the park should see the lineup they want to see even if that means 30 guys must be in the starting lineup. The Sox must simply figure out how to get that to work. Everyone must get to park for free right next to the stadium. Everyone should be allowed to show up 5 minutes before game time and still be able to get in to see the first pitch. There should also be lots of bars and restaurants real close to the park, but there must still be parking lots for everyone as well, and the bars and restaurants must not turn the neighborhood into Wrigleyville. For those that hate bars and restaurants, they must be invisible. For those that walk to the park and hate parking lots, the lots must be invisible and they should be able to see nice houses and trees. The Sox should have every announcer and commentator on earth on the payroll doing their own play-by-play and commentary. The fans can then choose from 1000 different radio stations to hear only the play-by-play and color commentator that they want to hear. Same with TV. Every newspaper must write only about the Sox. Every sports radio station must only talk about the Sox. The stadium must be willing to morph into different stadiums for each fan's taste. If one person likes the old Comiskey better then it should morph into that. If they like the old park but with the new park's concourse, then it should do that. If someone likes seeing the skyline, then the park must rotate so they can. Nobody should wait in any line for anything. Vendors should be able to read everyone's mind and bring them the food they want immediatley. Each fan should have a personal vendor for each type of food and beverage and their own personal restroom. Every type of food and beverage ever created should be available with a vendor to personnaly serve it to each fan. The fans should decide if they want to pay anything or eat and drink for free. If the Sox would just stop being so cheap and address these things then everyone would be happy. OMFG...I had to close my office door I was laughing so hard. You sir, are a f'ing genius!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:03 PM) Damn, the funny thing is that it looks JUST like him... well except being about 15 pounds too small. Robin is ready for ya to.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSox35 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 You know, this has really turned into a classic thread. Who knew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(NYSox35 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:34 PM) You know, this has really turned into a classic thread. Who knew? LOL.. This is so wrong.. but so funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYSox35 Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 03:37 PM) LOL.. This is so wrong.. but so funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:37 PM) LOL.. This is so wrong.. but so funny... Boy, someone found an animated gif website today, eh? Edited June 13, 2006 by RibbieRubarb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:42 PM) Boy, someone found an animated gif website today, eh? You know it doesn't take much... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 12:37 PM) LOL.. This is so wrong.. but so funny... i spit toothepaste all over myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted June 13, 2006 Share Posted June 13, 2006 QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 02:57 PM) i spit toothepaste all over myself Oh Jason... you do crack me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 11:51 AM) It is a black and white cats, and the angle with its ass in front of my face is what bothers me!@ Sorry, man, if it was a blue cat I could make it green, and if it was pointing toward the scoreboard I could angle it towards home plate. That's all I can do for ya - the black and white cat/ass-in-face situation is out of my control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jun 13, 2006 -> 08:17 PM) Sorry, man, if it was a blue cat I could make it green, and if it was pointing toward the scoreboard I could angle it towards home plate. That's all I can do for ya - the black and white cat/ass-in-face situation is out of my control. Forget you then, I'll just ask Zach, he has all of the answers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach61 Posted June 14, 2006 Share Posted June 14, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 14, 2006 -> 07:13 AM) Forget you then, I'll just ask Zach, he has all of the answers Make sure you ask the right zach...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangar18 Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 Was watching the game on Saturday, right at the beginning of the game, the camera is doing a Wide Pan of the park, from right to left. DJ and Hawk were commenting on the park, when DJ says its a very pretty ballpark, one of the nicer ones hes seen. Hawk mentions something about all the fans (as if to CUE the WGN cameras to find a SOX fan to focus on-they didnt) when DJ mentions that he loves how the seats down the lines, are "angled towards the pitchers mound and the infield as opposed towards the outfield" and that he really liked that, Hawked simply nodded in agreement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(Hangar18 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 11:26 AM) Was watching the game on Saturday, right at the beginning of the game, the camera is doing a Wide Pan of the park, from right to left. DJ and Hawk were commenting on the park, when DJ says its a very pretty ballpark, one of the nicer ones hes seen. Hawk mentions something about all the fans (as if to CUE the WGN cameras to find a SOX fan to focus on-they didnt) when DJ mentions that he loves how the seats down the lines, are "angled towards the pitchers mound and the infield as opposed towards the outfield" and that he really liked that, Hawked simply nodded in agreement. When I heard DJ talking about the angled seats, I knew you would approve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(Hangar18 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 11:26 AM) Was watching the game on Saturday, right at the beginning of the game, the camera is doing a Wide Pan of the park, from right to left. DJ and Hawk were commenting on the park, when DJ says its a very pretty ballpark, one of the nicer ones hes seen. Hawk mentions something about all the fans (as if to CUE the WGN cameras to find a SOX fan to focus on-they didnt) when DJ mentions that he loves how the seats down the lines, are "angled towards the pitchers mound and the infield as opposed towards the outfield" and that he really liked that, Hawked simply nodded in agreement. Did they mention the color of the seats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangar18 Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(The Critic @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 12:53 PM) Did they mention the color of the seats? Heh heh. Its funny, Im not as big a proponent of Green Seats as some SOX fans are, I cared more about the angle. Again, there are guys who HATE the whole blueseat thing, didnt matter all that much to me. Funny that Cincy has all red seats there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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