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I seen this over at WSI thought i would post here and get everyone's perspective.

 

LF Jose Tabata we will acquire him from NYY for Garcia

CF Anderson

RF Fields

3B Crede

SS (trade/FA)

2B Iguchi

1B Konerko

DH Thome

C AJ

 

Bench

Stewart

Mackowiak

Ozuna

Cintron

Owens

 

Rotation

Contreras

Buehrle

Garland

Vazquez

McCarthy

 

Bullpen

Jenks

Cotts

Thornton

Riske

Ryan Wagner from the reds for Tracey

Lumsden(will work his way into the rotation much like Buehrle once Vazquez's deal is up)

 

Fields/Tabata are interchangeable, and Tabata will keep the Venezuela conection.

 

Thats my take on it

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Batting Order

Name Bats Age

Tabata R 20

Iguchi R 33

Thome L 37

Konerko R 32

Fields R 25

AJ L 31

Crede R 30

SS L ?

Anderson R 26

 

 

QUOTE(BobDylan @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 02:10 PM)
That's 2 years from now! Why oh why?

because its an off day and i need something to occupy my time with.

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Your 2020 Chicago Whitesox:

 

LF: Playing in grade school somewhere

CF: Brian Nicola Anderson

RF: Sweeney

3B: David Wright (signed as Free agent in 2019 off-season)

SS: Valido

2B: Robbie Alomar III

1B: Playing stickball in the streets of the Dominican Republic right now

C: F. Hernandez

DH: Konerko

 

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QUOTE(heirdog @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 02:24 PM)
Your 2020 Chicago Whitesox:

 

LF: Playing in grade school somewhere

CF: Brian Nicola Anderson

RF: Sweeney

3B: David Wright (signed as Free agent in 2019 off-season)

SS: Valido

2B: Robbie Alomar III

1B: Playing stickball in the streets of the Dominican Republic right now

C: F. Hernandez

DH: Konerko

 

...

 

 

You forgot that K-Dub will have re-acquired Robbie Alomar III for the 15th time in 2 years and that JC (Jurassic Carl) Everett will be the DH and still won't believe that the forkball ever existed.

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QUOTE(heirdog @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 02:24 PM)
Your 2020 Chicago Whitesox:

 

LF: Playing in grade school somewhere

CF: Brian Nicola Anderson

RF: Sweeney

3B: David Wright (signed as Free agent in 2019 off-season)

SS: Valido

2B: Robbie Alomar III

1B: Playing stickball in the streets of the Dominican Republic right now

C: F. Hernandez

DH: Konerko

 

...

 

I seriously doubt New York lets David Wright go.

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QUOTE(AddisonStSox @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 02:50 PM)
I've kept quiet for awhile, but, this probably takes the cake as the most moronic thread on this site for quite some time.

 

 

After a crappy day, a good laugh is in order...and this thread provides that laugh.

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We don't know if Fields can play left yet, but it's assumed he can play right? Where is Broadway? Busted prospect?

With KW at the healm and being in a win now mode, it's impossible to know how anything will turn out.

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QUOTE(danman31 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 11:11 PM)
This thread is ridiculous, but I'll put good money that Tabata won't be in the majors for any team in 2008. At least not opening day.

 

I'm with you on that one. He'll be 19 in 2008, and he's in low A ball now.

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3006 White Sox

 

LF - Reanimated cadaver of Carlos Lee

CF - A 12 foot robot with Rudy Law's DNA inside

RF - Harold Baines' fossilized remains (actually quicker than the original HB)

C - Don Wakamatsu the DXLVIIIth

1b - Paul Konerko's clone that merged with a 7 foot tall snail.

2b - Mini-Godzilla

SS - A large chunk of chewing tobacco that evolved from Juan Uribe.

3b - Rally Crede

 

SP - Jon Garland's sideburns attached to a sentient ape

SP - Floyd Bannister's living toupee

SP - Lamarr Hoyt's brain in a mayonaise container

SP - Charlie Hough's knuckle bones held by a grad student

SP - Jose Contreras

 

CL - Bobby Thigpen's mullet

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QUOTE(knightni @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 12:41 AM)
3006 White Sox

 

LF - Reanimated cadaver of Carlos Lee

CF - A 12 foot robot with Rudy Law's DNA inside

RF - Harold Baines' fossilized remains (actually quicker than the original HB)

C - Don Wakamatsu the DXLVIIIth

1b - Paul Konerko's clone that merged with a 7 foot tall snail.

2b - Mini-Godzilla

SS - A large chunk of chewing tobacco that evolved from Juan Uribe.

3b - Rally Crede

 

SP - Jon Garland's sideburns attached to a sentient ape

SP - Floyd Bannister's living toupee

SP - Lamarr Hoyt's brain in a mayonaise container

SP - Charlie Hough's knuckle bones held by a grad student

SP - Jose Contreras

 

CL - Bobby Thigpen's mullet

 

nix jose contreras and put in Orlando Hernandez and were golden.

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QUOTE(knightni @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 01:41 AM)
3006 White Sox

 

LF - Reanimated cadaver of Carlos Lee

CF - A 12 foot robot with Rudy Law's DNA inside

RF - Harold Baines' fossilized remains (actually quicker than the original HB)

C - Don Wakamatsu the DXLVIIIth

1b - Paul Konerko's clone that merged with a 7 foot tall snail.

2b - Mini-Godzilla

SS - A large chunk of chewing tobacco that evolved from Juan Uribe.

3b - Rally Crede

 

SP - Jon Garland's sideburns attached to a sentient ape

SP - Floyd Bannister's living toupee

SP - Lamarr Hoyt's brain in a mayonaise container

SP - Charlie Hough's knuckle bones held by a grad student

SP - Jose Contreras

 

CL - Bobby Thigpen's mullet

 

 

Frickin' hilarious! :lol:

 

QUOTE(ZoomSlowik @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 03:49 PM)
I seriously doubt New York lets David Wright go.

 

 

Good point. He will be a robust 37 and ready for his prime so we may have to look elsewhere or coerce Joe Crede to get a 9th vertebrae fusion surgery and lace them up again before his 42nd birthday.

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QUOTE(heirdog @ Jun 20, 2006 -> 12:14 PM)
Frickin' hilarious! :lol:

Good point. He will be a robust 37 and ready for his prime so we may have to look elsewhere or coerce Joe Crede to get a 9th vertebrae fusion surgery and lace them up again before his 42nd birthday.

 

My bad, didn't notice the 2020 thing, thought you were still on the 2008 topic. Obviously I only half read it.

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