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The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop.

 

heres the all-time high point from this week...

 

With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of.

-- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz.

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QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:34 PM)
The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop.

 

heres the all-time high point from this week...

 

With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of.

-- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz.

 

its a girl

girls know nothing about baseball

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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:09 PM)
And you know nothing about the opposite sex.

 

here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex

 

they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom)

they suck at driving

they know nothing about baseball

they make less money than men

they have too many pairs of shoes

they are b****es

they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive

they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive

using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm.

 

 

 

i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women

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QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM)
here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex

 

they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom)

they suck at driving

they know nothing about baseball

they make less money than men

they have too many pairs of shoes

they are b****es

they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive

they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive

using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm.

i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women

 

And they can spot a loser even on an internet bulletin board -- at least, this girl can. You're kinda icky. But then, you've been told that before by girls, I'm sure. :lol:

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QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM)
here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex

 

they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom)

they suck at driving

they know nothing about baseball

they make less money than men

they have too many pairs of shoes

they are b****es

they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive

they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive

using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm.

i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women

You are something I never want to be and I thank you for showing me that there are still idiots in the world.

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QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM)
its a girl

girls know nothing about baseball

 

 

I acctually know a lot of female's that know thier baseball..... I guarentee my mom would make your 2 pubes fall off with how much she knows. Good luck in college trying to get some ass......

 

there's always GHB

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