shawnhillegas Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop. heres the all-time high point from this week... With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of. -- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dam8610 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 I think that's what's known as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeman89 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:34 PM) The White Sox mailbag is out-of-control. Every week, we are seeing more and more terrible/ridiculous/unnecessary questions. It has to stop. heres the all-time high point from this week... With Garland's ability to handle the bat, both on bunts and hitting the long ball, and the fact that he's a good athlete, is there any chance Ozzie could use him in center field if Brian Anderson continues to struggle? If Garland played every day, could he hit 20 home runs? Just wondering. I'm serious, sort of. -- Mary, Scottsdale, Ariz. its a girl girls know nothing about baseball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 05:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball And you know nothing about the opposite sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhillegas Posted June 19, 2006 Author Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(Dam8610 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 04:49 PM) I think that's what's known as a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball Thread Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeman89 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:09 PM) And you know nothing about the opposite sex. here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry wiggins Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women And they can spot a loser even on an internet bulletin board -- at least, this girl can. You're kinda icky. But then, you've been told that before by girls, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted June 19, 2006 Share Posted June 19, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) here is a small sample size of what i know about the opposite sex they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) they suck at driving they know nothing about baseball they make less money than men they have too many pairs of shoes they are b****es they can sense when a man is being insecure, and they done find it attractive they know when a man is kissing up to them, and they dont find it attractive using "Hey i like that shirt, it hides your belly really well" as a pick-up line works like a charm. i can go on, but i figure if i leave you with a sample size larger than jon garland's pitching stats in the 9th inning of a start in 2006 you can get some sort of an idea of my knowledge of women You are something I never want to be and I thank you for showing me that there are still idiots in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Wow, some of you just dont do well with the whole internet sarcasm thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Wow, didnt see the sexist twist in this plot. Im gonna have to keep an eye on this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwerty Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 06:36 PM) they have vaginas between their legs ('cept your mom) Trust me, this is simply not true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEWOOD Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(qwerty @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Trust me, this is simply not true. No offense Kalapse, eventhough you edged me out in FBB last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DABearSoX Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:56 PM) its a girl girls know nothing about baseball I acctually know a lot of female's that know thier baseball..... I guarentee my mom would make your 2 pubes fall off with how much she knows. Good luck in college trying to get some ass...... there's always GHB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalapse Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(qwerty @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Trust me, this is simply not true. That was a very awkward situation. <_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeman89 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 you people seriously need to lighten up its called a joke :rolly at least a few people on these boards have a sense of humor, but gosh darnit crack a smile every once in a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry wiggins Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(lukeman89 @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 08:21 PM) you people seriously need to lighten up its called a joke :rolly at least a few people on these boards have a sense of humor, but gosh darnit crack a smile every once in a while. I will when you post something funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lukeman89 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(henry wiggins @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 08:56 PM) I will when you post something funny. hot damn! gg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 LOL, this thread has taken a GREAT turn. I can't wait till Steff sees it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 In the rush to sexism and accusations of Losery, I think you've all missed the most important news found in this thread: our centerfield problem is OVA! Garland for Centerfield: He homered once. How can we lose?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhillegas Posted June 20, 2006 Author Share Posted June 20, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Best thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 It's called the bandwagon fans have more time on their hands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 Its out of sheer morbid curiosity I think, that this thread is still going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 20, 2006 Share Posted June 20, 2006 QUOTE(chitownsportsfan @ Jun 19, 2006 -> 10:01 PM) LOL, this thread has taken a GREAT turn. I can't wait till Steff sees it. I predict one of these will make an appearance: or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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