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Whitesox247 and I co-wrote this stirring salute to Frank and after Frank's weekend in LA, time to sing this again - slightly changed from the original -- found a better wording in one line -

 

 

 

 

Two tailgaters go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

 

Guess whos back, back again

Hurt is back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back

guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back!

 

He created a media monster, cuz nobody wants

To see Frank no more

They want Hurt on chopped liver

Well if you want Hurt, then this is what he'll give ya....

50 home runs and an MVP sticker

Some concourse shots that'll jump start your heart quicker

than a shock when you get shocked at U.S. Cellular

by the rest of the Sox who will co-operating

When Frank's rockin the Cell and the Sox operatin (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause Frank's back, Twins on the rag and ovu-lating

I know that you got a job Mariotti

but our 2003 Sox will be complicating

So the Tribune Comp. won't let Frank be

or let Frank be he, so let me see

They try to shut us down in the MLB

But Frank will lead us, in our victories.

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Guest hotsoxchick1

ok being the non rapper i am.. whats the tune to that one???? i recall hearing the round the outside thing before just cant place it..........otherwise good job guys with the creativity.....

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Now if only they created a black one with a silver M!!!

they do have red, white and blue ones now....lol......

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Well the White [sox] will wipe away the Red [sox] and Blue [Cubs] out completely next week!!! :headbang

so eat up all the red and blue ones and leave the white ones in the jar.....ok......lol

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The red ones (way back in the day) DID cause cancer, I thought... that's why they didn't make Red M&M's until the 90's, as far as I understand.

your right.. the red dye was found to be cacer causing... hence the reason they took them out of the bag for a long period of time......does anyone remember that??? thats when the green ones made their debut....... :D ..showing my age again arent i??? :huh: lol

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your right.. the red dye was found to be cacer causing... hence the reason they took them out of the bag for a long period of time......does anyone remember that??? thats when the green ones made their debut....... :D ..showing my age again arent i??? :huh:  lol

I just heard from my parents.... don't ask me :P

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your right.. the red dye was found to be cacer causing... hence the reason they took them out of the bag for a long period of time......does anyone remember that??? thats when the green ones made their debut....... :D ..showing my age again arent i??? :huh:  lol

But which color did Van Halen want removed from their backstage food spread?

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Whitesox247 and I co-wrote this stirring salute to Frank and after Frank's weekend in LA, time to sing this again - slightly changed from the original -- found a better wording in one line -

 

 

 

 

Two tailgaters go round the outside,

Round the outside, round the outside

 

Guess whos back, back again

Hurt is back

Tell a friend

Guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back

guess who's back,

guess who's back,

guess who's back!

 

He created a media monster, cuz nobody wants

To see Frank no more

They want Hurt on chopped liver

Well if you want Hurt, then this is what he'll give ya....

50 home runs and an MVP sticker

Some concourse shots that'll jump start your heart quicker

than a shock when you get shocked at U.S. Cellular

by the rest of the Sox who will co-operating

When Frank's rockin the Cell and the Sox operatin (hey!!)

You waited this long, now stop debating

Cause Frank's back, Twins on the rag and ovu-lating

I know that you got a job Mariotti

but our 2003 Sox will be complicating

So the Tribune Comp. won't let Frank be

or let Frank be he, so let me see

They try to shut us down in the MLB

But Frank will lead us, in our victories.

:headbang :headbang :headbang

 

*Skittles kick M&Ms ass :P

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But which color did Van Halen want removed from their backstage food spread?

i dont know.. enlighten me............ :D

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I can simply sum up Frank's "resurgence" since moving to 1st base:

 

1.) When he's at DH, he goes down into the locker room and studies his last at bat - in other words, he thinks about it too much. At 1B, he can't do that since he's playing the field.

 

2.) When he's playing 1st base, he has to worry about his defense first and foremost - since even he knows he's s***ty defensively - and his hitting is his "second concern." When his hitting is his second concern, he just lets his NATURAL ability take over - he's a NATURAL hitter, and he just does what comes to him easily without thinking about it.

 

In other words, Frank should do whatever it takes to get it done ... I hope Konerko gets an asscheek infection from being poked by bench splinters the rest of the season. 8 million dollars for CRAP.

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