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Loren, 71 years young, poses for Pirelli in nothing but her earrings Wed Jul 5, 11:29 AM ET

 

ROME (AFP) - Veteran sex symbol Sofia Loren, first featured on magazine covers half a century ago, will appear for next year's Pirelli calendar dressed up only in diamond earrings.

 

The voluptuous Italian screen legend, who will celebrate her 72nd birthday on September 20, joins a galaxy of international female stars posing in the nude for the 2007 cult calendar, the Italian magazine Gente (People) reported Wednesday.

 

The calendar portraits of Loren taken by Dutch photographers Inez van Lamsweerde and Winoodh Matadin are "very beautiful and will add to the myth of La Loren," said Loren's close friend Silvia Damiani, one of the privileged few to have already caught a glimpse of the latest Loren revelations.

 

 

Among the Naples star's screen triumphs was an appearance in a transparent negligee in her 1964 movie "Marriage Italian Style," and her striptease in front of fellow Italian Marcello Mastroianni in "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow," reprised 30 years later in director Robert Altman's "Pret a Porter" (Ready to Wear).

 

Her Indian summer in the nude has divided Italy's showbusiness world.

 

"Sofia Loren is an icon, she can do whatever she likes," said statuesque actress Valeria Marini, herself a veteran of the nude photography front.

 

But screen director Gianni Boncompagni thought otherwise. "I don't see the use of it," he was quoted as saying.

 

And Sofia herself?

 

"You have to be firm about it when you make up your mind to do something you like and you've been thinking about doing for a long time," she told Gente, which reports that Loren has just a completed a health cure.

 

Born Sofia Scicolone on September 20, 1934, she and her single mother lived in abject poverty in the war-torn slums of Naples.

 

At 14 she began entering area beauty contests, later becoming a model and appearing in a number of uncredited bit parts in films.

 

After winning a beauty contest in Rome, she was signed to a film contract by producer Carlo Ponti, whom she later married.

 

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reminded me of a rodney carrington song...

 

I like older Woman How bout you?

19's are good to look at,

but they'er to young for my lovin'

20's are fun but they're not quite done,

you gotta stick them back in the oven

At 33 they're divorced and Free,

but now they hate all men

But at 42 they love to screw!

But wanna get married again!

ohh I like older Woman How bout you?

Hey at 59 they're lookin' fine,

but they're still not a winner.

But man alive as 65,

You get a discount when you take'em to dinner

At 78 they're looking great!

bending over with thier gravy ladle.

But if your talking chicks and 86!

You know your still robbing the cradle!

Yea I like older Woman the older they are the better!

Gotta take out the teeth to give your a kiss

or nit you a brand new sweater!

Hey there hose smells just like cornbread

Thier hair is a pretty shade of Glue.

I go insane when they walk with a cane,

in othapedic shoes!

Have you ever made love in an afghan?

with all your toes a pokin' through

Its that feeling I get

Lord I swear that make my pecker grow an Inch or two!

I like older Woman how bout you?!

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QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Jul 5, 2006 -> 06:39 PM)
Ah no one in Hollywood today could hold a candle to Sophia in her prime!

But, for the over 70 set, 50's bombshell Mamie Van Doren is 75 and she's holding up rather well:

rusty02.jpgmamiechair15.jpg

Looks like a fair amount of "replacement parts" on Mamie.

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QUOTE(The Critic @ Jul 5, 2006 -> 07:11 PM)
Looks like a fair amount of "replacement parts" on Mamie.

If she ever went out on a date, the guy may as well just go out with her dresser drawers instead of her, because that's where most of her is probably stored in at bedtime anyway.

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