Balta1701 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 So, you remember that new DHS formula which led to NYC and DC having their terror funds slashed due to Madison Square Garden and the Statue of Liberty not being landmarks? According to that same formula, Indiana is the most endangered state in the Union. Linky. It reads like a tally of terrorist targets that a child might have written: Old MacDonald’s Petting Zoo, the Amish Country Popcorn factory, the Mule Day Parade, the Sweetwater Flea Market and an unspecified “Beach at End of a Street.” But the inspector general of the Department of Homeland Security, in a report released Tuesday, found that the list was not child’s play: all these “unusual or out-of-place” sites “whose criticality is not readily apparent” are inexplicably included in the federal antiterrorism database. The National Asset Database, as it is known, is so flawed, the inspector general found, that as of January, Indiana, with 8,591 potential terrorist targets, had 50 percent more listed sites than New York (5,687) and more than twice as many as California (3,212), ranking the state the most target-rich place in the nation. Back home again in Indiana And it seems that I can see A gleaming candlelight Still shining bright Through the sycamores, for me The new-mown hay Sends all its fragrance From the fields I used to roam When I dream about the moonlight On the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 How on earth did they forget the Barker Mansion and Ames Field? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:21 AM) So, you remember that new DHS formula which led to NYC and DC having their terror funds slashed due to Madison Square Garden and the Statue of Liberty not being landmarks? According to that same formula, Indiana is the most endangered state in the Union. Linky. Back home again in Indiana And it seems that I can see A gleaming candlelight Still shining bright Through the sycamores, for me The new-mown hay Sends all its fragrance From the fields I used to roam When I dream about the moonlight On the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home Just think if Bobby Knight was still there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:24 AM) Just think if Bobby Knight was still there! Then the terrorists wouldn't f*** with Indiana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 "Proving ONCE again there IS more than corn in Indiana!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxin @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 09:28 AM) "Proving ONCE again there IS more than corn in Indiana!" Bin Laden f***ing hates corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 IIRC, our nation's largest stockpile of VX is located in Western Indiana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Ah, as if I needed afirmation of my stance that Indiana is indeed governed by the biggest concentration of self-centered idiots known to mankind QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:23 AM) How on earth did they forget the Barker Mansion and Ames Field? WHAT ABOUT LIGHTHOUSE PLACE!^%$#^%$#!^%! QUOTE(WCSox @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) IIRC, our nation's largest stockpile of VX is located in Western Indiana. NW Indiana is also home to the 3rd largest refinary capacity in the USA, one of the few LEGITIMATE targets that could actually be taken seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Don't forget its also home of the Gary Steelheads Baseball team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 I have to imagine Iowa is next on the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(Rex Kickass @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 12:39 PM) Don't forget its also home of the Gary Steelheads Baseball team. And the William Jefferson Clinton Memorial Bandshell at Washington Park Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Don't mess with Touchdown Jesus!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxin @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:28 AM) "Proving ONCE again there IS more than corn in Indiana!" QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:38 AM) Bin Laden f***ing hates corn. WordUpThome: I ENJOY THE TASTES OF COBBED CORN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mplssoxfan Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:21 AM) Back home again in Indiana And it seems that I can see A gleaming candlelight Still shining bright Through the sycamores, for me The new-mown hay Sends all its fragrance From the fields I used to roam When I dream about the moonlight On the Wabash Then I long for my Indiana home My favorite part of the Indy 500 Pre-Race festivities, no question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrangeSox Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 12:05 PM) NW Indiana is also home to the 3rd largest refinary capacity in the USA, one of the few LEGITIMATE targets that could actually be taken seriously. I don't take anything in Indiana seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 03:33 PM) I don't take anything in Indiana seriously. I think you would take $5 a gallon gas seriously, but that is just MHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUKE_CLEVELAND Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxin @ Jul 12, 2006 -> 11:28 AM) "Proving ONCE again there IS more than corn in Indiana!" LMFAO!!!!!!!! PRICELESS!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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