Steff Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 14, 2006 -> 02:55 PM) MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I'm feeling downright patriotic. In fact, I'm, er. . . , 'standing at attention' just thinking about the event. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 "Tell evribodi, all di time, alwayz, I lav dees contry!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 finally, a portion of the war on terror that even I can stand by! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan76 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 From sea to shining sea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 QUOTE(SoxFan76 @ Jul 14, 2006 -> 04:59 PM) From sea to shining sea... And from C to shining C (cup). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilJester99 Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 This will have my full attention.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 GIT ER DONE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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