alterity Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Hey there Sox Kats. If you recognize my name - those who know know. If you don't. Never mind. I have had, if you must know, some doings with certain members of this forum, and some fond memories. And then one particular bastard just wouldn't quit and things went to hell. And then certain someones asked if I would stop by "here". And there you are. And here I am. Really. I'm totally serious. This will mean absolutely nothing to almost every single one of you. And sorry I have to be so slippery. It must needs be. "You" know I have certain slender ties to Tampa Bay. So here's a funny joke. Parque. There's a knee-slapper. Thanks a bunch. When you can't find success in the Rays' rotation you really ought to think about doing something besides pitching. Maybe I'm alone in that opinion. He did wonder whether he should retire but he couldn't resist the luscious temptations of Durham, NC. Really, who could when it comes down to it? So there's that. Wish I had some crazy, offensive animation I could leave you with. But I don't. Even if I had one, wouldn't be right. Wouldn't be proper. Miss many of you. Now, off I go... alterity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Welcome aboard. In regards to Parque, always liked him when he was here. He was a battler for the Sox and its too bad he hurt his arm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndySoxFan Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Hey there Sox Kats. If you recognize my name - those who know know. If you don't. Never mind. I have had, if you must know, some doings with certain members of this forum, and some fond memories. And then one particular bastard just wouldn't quit and things went to hell. And then certain someones asked if I would stop by "here". And there you are. And here I am. Really. I'm totally serious. This will mean absolutely nothing to almost every single one of you. And sorry I have to be so slippery. It must needs be. "You" know I have certain slender ties to Tampa Bay. So here's a funny joke. Parque. There's a knee-slapper. Thanks a bunch. When you can't find success in the Rays' rotation you really ought to think about doing something besides pitching. Maybe I'm alone in that opinion. He did wonder whether he should retire but he couldn't resist the luscious temptations of Durham, NC. Really, who could when it comes down to it? So there's that. Wish I had some crazy, offensive animation I could leave you with. But I don't. Even if I had one, wouldn't be right. Wouldn't be proper. Miss many of you. Now, off I go... alterity what the f***..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWSOX45 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 If he ever stops back, I have to ask him a question...he may not remember, but for sure he'll give it his best shot. Alterity....why will the DRays beat the White Sox next time they play them? Also....what is Raysball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ncorgbl Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 If he ever stops back, I have to ask him a question...he may not remember, but for sure he'll give it his best shot. Alterity....why will the DRays beat the White Sox next time they play them? Also....what is Raysball? It's the real deal, Alterity is in the building!! Promise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 ALTERITY................wow now i have all my favorite fellows in one place........how the heck are ya hon......i sure have missed you.......glad you wandered in and hope you stick around........oh and hey no thanks needed for butter boy.........couldnt think of a better place to send him ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 If he ever stops back, I have to ask him a question...he may not remember, but for sure he'll give it his best shot. Alterity....why will the DRays beat the White Sox next time they play them? Also....what is Raysball? It's the real deal, Alterity is in the building!! Promise. Sweet s***....now he's gonna troll the board when we play the DRays! Alterity & DRays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 And then certain someones asked if I would stop by "here". And there you are. And here I am. The real alterity will tell me who his PhD thesis was on - because no one could make that up, or guess. If you eb the real alterity, and I hope youa re, email me or post the answer and I shall respond with something about knuckleheads and stupid beliefs regarding Eucharist which is where we left off on the mlb boards - I suspect I know who that one person was who attacked you so, and it has been hard to be friendly with that person since, as I have missed not only your conversations but also your moderating. And you. A lot. I didn't email you since our last conversation because I wasn't sure if at that time it would cause you more trouble and I did not want to bring trouble into the life of a person for whom I have such respect and affection. Is it a sign of the eschaton that you have posted here, or merely the apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Quick, someone find the KW gif so I can post it and have him ban me. It will be like the old days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 quick, check the thread that says "who has the kw gif?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 The phraseology is pure alterity. It must be him. A gentleman and a scholar who tried to bring wit and sanity to a place that often lacked it. Alterity!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 quick, check the thread that says "who has the kw gif?" Yay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Here I should swear all I want. Ban me Alterity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I just got an email from alterity and it is indeed alterity for real, sure enough! Ncorg said that of course and he is always right but I just used this as a chance to correspond with alterity. A nice thing, he's a good guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 lol hey alterity look at what i can do here...... :fyou .....he he he he... ban me.. ....i have the kw giff too but i cant figure out how to get it up here.......damn it jas fix the browser thingy please.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I posted the gif, and now it is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I posted the gif, and now it is gone. no one told you that you were bozod lol..............maybe kw is lurking around here and he took it???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I posted the gif, and now it is gone. I see it. I'm starting to think that maybe this software doesn't load the image after each individual person views it a certain number of times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxfest Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 Hey there Sox Kats. If you recognize my name - those who know know. If you don't. Never mind. I have had, if you must know, some doings with certain members of this forum, and some fond memories. And then one particular bastard just wouldn't quit and things went to hell. And then certain someones asked if I would stop by "here". And there you are. And here I am. Really. I'm totally serious. This will mean absolutely nothing to almost every single one of you. And sorry I have to be so slippery. It must needs be. "You" know I have certain slender ties to Tampa Bay. So here's a funny joke. Parque. There's a knee-slapper. Thanks a bunch. When you can't find success in the Rays' rotation you really ought to think about doing something besides pitching. Maybe I'm alone in that opinion. He did wonder whether he should retire but he couldn't resist the luscious temptations of Durham, NC. Really, who could when it comes down to it? So there's that. Wish I had some crazy, offensive animation I could leave you with. But I don't. Even if I had one, wouldn't be right. Wouldn't be proper. Miss many of you. Now, off I go... alterity Too bad you know JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterity Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Quick, someone find the KW gif so I can post it and have him ban me. It will be like the old days. I think you must have thought, at the time, I actually gave a s***. But really, you couldn't have. Could you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted June 12, 2003 Share Posted June 12, 2003 I think you must have thought, at the time, I actually gave a s***. But really, you couldn't have. Could you? Nah, I know you didn't give a s***. Just messing with ya. Just like I didn't give a s*** that I was banned. Gave me a chance to come back from the grave as "RemainsofZach23" and have some fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterity Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 If he ever stops back, I have to ask him a question...he may not remember, but for sure he'll give it his best shot. Alterity....why will the DRays beat the White Sox next time they play them? Also....what is Raysball? You are asking me why the Rays will beat the White Sox? The Rays are on the verge of handing Mr. Piniella the longest losing streak of his managerial career - which I believe is about 8 games in a row - and you think the Rays are gonna whoop the White Sox? Or are you recalling something I once wrote elsewhere that, if I remember correctly, was something like the top 10 reasons why the Rays will beat the White Sox? Because a mighty ray will beat a lone white sock any day? I didn't include that one. It's totally new and fresh. A raysball is something you come down with, like a monkey pox, only it's testicular in nature - if you see what I mean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alterity Posted June 12, 2003 Author Share Posted June 12, 2003 Alterity! How the hell have you been? Hold on........how do we know for sure it's the real alterity? CWSOX45 If he ever stops back, I have to ask him a question...he may not remember, but for sure he'll give it his best shot. Alterity....why will the DRays beat the White Sox next time they play them? Also....what is Raysball? It's the real deal, Alterity is in the building!! Promise. Ah, the aforementioned bastard his very self. Hello. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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