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QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 06:43 PM)
You know I'm the last to ask, considering we had a road trip where we were staying right next to the strip club district and didn't realize it until the last night :lol:

 

All I can vouge for is the Rhino in Vegas.

YEs, the Rhino was good in Vegas. Cheap booze, too. Scores (in Vegas) was way overrated, though.

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QUOTE(EvilMonkey @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 03:02 PM)
YEs, the Rhino was good in Vegas. Cheap booze, too. Scores (in Vegas) was way overrated, though.

 

 

ALL the Scores are overrated. I can certaintly appreciate a good looking female.. but the one on the west side in NYC is the worst.

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 03:11 PM)
ALL the Scores are overrated. I can certaintly appreciate a good looking female.. but the one on the west side in NYC is the worst.

Rhino is so touristy and overrated its disgusting. The guys outnumber the girls, and the prices are outrageous. In Vegas my picks are Jaguar and Crazy Horse Too. CHT gives you the best lapdances.

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 03:14 PM)
Rhino is so touristy and overrated its disgusting. The guys outnumber the girls, and the prices are outrageous. In Vegas my picks are Jaguar and Crazy Horse Too. CHT gives you the best lapdances.

 

 

 

CHT here (Chicago) and there (Vegas) are my favs. This will be a huge shock, but Jim and I found some 4 star joints in Mexico.

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QUOTE(That funky motion @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 03:22 PM)
I went to Scores and thought it was not half bad. I used to like Crazy Rock back in the day!

 

Crazy Rock is a running joke among my friends. Never been there myself, but I've heard its quite the dive. My girlfriend met the owner once, and he propositioned her for a job :lol:

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QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 01:14 PM)
Rhino is so touristy and overrated its disgusting. The guys outnumber the girls, and the prices are outrageous. In Vegas my picks are Jaguar and Crazy Horse Too. CHT gives you the best lapdances.

CHT is the other top notch one in Vegas, imo (was there for a short time as my strip club advisors, aka friends, decided Rhino was better). Wasn't in there long enough though to have an opinion and I saw both on the same night. I thought the "girls" were better at the Rhino but I couldn't tell ya guys anything about VIP service or private dances or nothing like that (way too cheap for that).

 

I liked the fact that I could smoke my cigar at the Rhino though (I assume you can do it pretty much anywhere in Vegas).

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QUOTE(Chisoxfn @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 04:18 PM)
CHT is the other top notch one in Vegas, imo (was there for a short time as my strip club advisors, aka friends, decided Rhino was better). Wasn't in there long enough though to have an opinion and I saw both on the same night. I thought the "girls" were better at the Rhino but I couldn't tell ya guys anything about VIP service or private dances or nothing like that (way too cheap for that).

 

Highlight of your life Jas..?

 

:ph34r:

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QUOTE(StrangeSox @ Aug 1, 2006 -> 03:37 PM)
Crazy Rock is a running joke among my friends. Never been there myself, but I've heard its quite the dive. My girlfriend met the owner once, and he propositioned her for a job :lol:

They had some nice girls back in the day. My buddy was a bouncer, so I drank for free most of the time. The Owner look like Col. Sanders.

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Industrial Strip in Indiana(asp page seems to only work in IE)

 

You have to include the Industrial strip just across the border. No alcohol which is a bummer, but you get over that the minute you realize the key word of Indiana strip clubs vs Illinois Strip Clubs ..... Friction Dancing.

 

This of course is where my bachelor party was. That night the entertainment was comedy of Ron Jeremy, and the porn star of the night was Cheyene Silver. BTW Ron Jeremy and Andy Dick hang out. Because he was also there and was partying with Ron, Cheyene and some other porn stars and strippers.

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Best alcohol-free strip club..... Industrial Strip. I have a friend who "finished" in his pants after a handfull of "friction dances." :cheers

 

Best 21 and over..... Club 390 or All-Stars in Northlake.

 

But, if you want to have a good time at any of the aforementioned, bring lots of $$$$$.

 

I have to agree with a few of the earlier posters about Crazy Horse Too in Vegas as being top notch. Same with Cheetahs. But both are big time $$$$$.

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 01:02 PM)
Killa you crazy SOB... Nice to see ya. :cheers How the hell are ya??

 

Oh I'm good. Been busy with work and ball games and weddings and other "fun" crap. Haven't seen you at many games but I go to mostly weekday games. How you doin?

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QUOTE(CubKilla @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 01:04 PM)
Oh I'm good. Been busy with work and ball games and weddings and other "fun" crap. Haven't seen you at many games but I go to mostly weekday games. How you doin?

 

 

 

Mostly weekdays here also. Same seats as last year. Stop by next time you are there. Same old, same old with us also. Did ya hear I'm getting a new neighbor out south...? :lol:

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QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 2, 2006 -> 01:24 PM)
Mostly weekdays here also. Same seats as last year. Stop by next time you are there. Same old, same old with us also. Did ya hear I'm getting a new neighbor out south...? :lol:

 

Yeah. You better sell to the first high-bidder.

 

There goes the neighborhood :lolhitting

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there are no good ones in Chicagoland anymore......too restrictive

 

All the ones that used to be OK got shut down for "prostitution"...

Two in Lyons...the original Cherry Club on Mannheim was "stripped" due to prostitution...it's comeback was lame. Promises on Mannheim, same. All the joints on Cicero Avenue (blatant prostitution!), and multitudes of seedy joints from the 70's were killed in the 80's, unfortunately.

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