Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ok just out with it already.....i cant take the suspense.........where , when, how and ect......do i know you besides from here.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 do i know you besides from here.......... No, you don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Where is the "as needed" category? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 ummmm how can u lay on your stomach and whack it? Lift the pelvic area up and thrust - it is a simulation of missionary position f***ing. Actually according to Masters and Johnson, a good position for theraputic beating off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Lift the pelvic area up and thrust - it is a simulation of missionary position f***ing. Actually according to Masters and Johnson, a good position for theraputic beating off. You don't get this kind of life changing material on mlb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 You don't get this kind of life changing material on mlb and damn that whole board needs it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Is it a sin to masterbate? Jesus wouldn't like it if he walked in on u and watched u do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrandoFan Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Is it a sin to masterbate? Jesus wouldn't like it if he walked in on u and watched u do it. Jesus had more class than that- he would never refuse to give a hand to a stranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Is it a sin to masterbate? Jesus wouldn't like it if he walked in on u and watched u do it. Jesus sees all. He doesnt have to walk in on anything. As far as im concerned, masturbation is natural and jesus wouldnt have a problem with it. It releases stress, and keeps peoples sexual wants in control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clujer420 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hmmmm. Interesting. Like Bmr said, whacking it is completely natural, and there's nothing "sinful" about it. That said, I stopped counting years ago, but I'd say I do it 4-5 times a week. It's not a daily thing -- somewhat semi-daily I suppose you could dub it. And even if it was a sin, would anyone really stop doing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 17, 2003 Share Posted June 17, 2003 Hmmmm. Interesting. Like Bmr said, whacking it is completely natural, and there's nothing "sinful" about it. That said, I stopped counting years ago, but I'd say I do it 4-5 times a week. It's not a daily thing -- somewhat semi-daily I suppose you could dub it. And even if it was a sin, would anyone really stop doing it? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Is it a sin to masterbate? Jesus wouldn't like it if he walked in on u and watched u do it. no not every human action is meant for public display although in the right situations nothing wrong with beating off with others Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 no not every human action is meant for public display although in the right situations nothing wrong with beating off with others Really, so it isn't bad at all? For some reason I always just figured it was a sin...and actually masturbating while watching porno is probably a sin, so I am still screwed... The surgeon general promoted masturbation, that is good enough for me And about different places for sex, I think I will be like Tom Cruise in Dirty Work and try having sex with my girl on the stairs and the El. Of course because of my locality in the country it would have to be on the subway, but hey its underground, so anything goes...right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Really, so it isn't bad at all? For some reason I always just figured it was a sin...and actually masturbating while watching porno is probably a sin, so I am still screwed... And about different places for sex, I think I will be like Tom Cruise in Dirty Work and try having sex with my girl on the stairs and the El. Of course because of my locality in the country it would have to be on the subway, but hey its underground, so anything goes...right? no that is called "normal" wasn't that "Risky Business"? it was geographically impossible to do what Cruise and DeMoray (spelling) did in Risky Business. It was red line/blue line/brown line/green line in impossible flash editing. But it was cool... unless you have a deal with the city and a movie crew filiming, you might get arrested though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Yeah, Risky Business, I have no idea why I called it dirty work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 And about different places for sex, I think I will be like Tom Cruise in Dirty Work Yes it was. And I went to a Spanish school and they classified masturbation as a sin so I guess it could go either way. Yet this was the same guy who called most Americans gay so Ill side with Vince... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1549 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I think dirty work was Norm McDonald and Chris Farley...I love it when Farley is motivating the skunks or whatever were in that cage...frickin hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Jesus hung around with whores and prostitutes so if masturbation is a sin, he's burning in hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bmr31 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Jesus hung around with whores and prostitutes so if masturbation is a sin, he's burning in hell. You dont burn in hell because you sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doubleM23 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 You dont burn in hell because you sin. Well then he's doing whatever they do in hell... Pushing boulders up hills, freezing, trying to drink out of a lake that always drops a little lower than your mouth, listening to Hanson... Whatever. I'm no master of theology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Well then he's doing whatever they do in hell... Pushing boulders up hills, freezing, trying to drink out of a lake that always drops a little lower than your mouth, listening to Hanson... Whatever. I'm no master of theology. for reasons best known to myself, that was pretty damn funny! and a lot more accurate than you might expect! (by the way, I am...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I'm not going to lie to you guys... seeing this thread continue on makes me postpone masturbating... so either thanks, or F you...or I don't know.. I think it's the thought of the male collective thinking about it at the same time that makes me not turned on. let's have some of our girls talk about "jilling" and then I'm good to go. just a thought:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wsc425 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I like laying on my stomach, and slapping the salami while looking at my sports illustrated swimsuit edition and thinking of putting my thing between Venus Williams' tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Whatever. I'm no master of theology. obviously... I'm gonna have to put my money on Jesus NOT burning in hell.... The act of masturbation isn't a sin...it's the thoughts that accompany the act. Lust, adultery of the mind, etc... the corruption of the mind via pornography and other harmful mediums is the issue. Will you not go to heaven because you masturbate? meh, I wouldn't say so. It's the addiction and deviations that lead to the physical/mental dependency upon it that might become the sticking point... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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