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My Left Knee, Torn to Shreds


Gregory Pratt

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QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 12:53 PM)
I'd rather pull my groin than rip my ACL.

 

Wouldn't I?

 

Imagine that. Being forced to choose between your groin and knee. Ay ay ay, no me gusta!

I think I'd rather have a knee problem if I had to choose. Groin problems linger on forever.

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QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 05:52 PM)
Plus they hinder your SECKS.

 

I was given a new prescription today for different pain pills. They are HUGE.

When I got hit with a line drive in my foot they prescribed 800mg pain killers to me.......it was khaaraazy!

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QUOTE(Gregory Pratt @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 08:45 PM)
It hasn't altered my mood or mental state, but damned if the pain has considerably gone away.

 

 

When it does.. look out. :lolhitting

 

 

I have my niece spending the night tonight so I'll get back to you on that stuff from earlier tomorrow.

 

 

Sleep well... ;)

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QUOTE(Steff @ Sep 14, 2006 -> 08:48 PM)
When it does.. look out. :lolhitting

I have my niece spending the night tonight so I'll get back to you on that stuff from earlier tomorrow.

Sleep well... ;)

 

I think it's kicking in!

 

GregorySparr: Whitey Ford's hard to stop

sLaV: what? lol

GregorySparr: I'm snug like a bug in the tub

sLaV: its the medicine

 

Don't worry about the messages. Tomorrow's fine. You be good to your niece! Nobody likes a bad aunt! Believe me, I know. (Long story, but my aunt murdered two of my dogs when I was a baby, and nobody stood up for me.)

 

(Actually, "Whitey Ford's hard to stop" is a lyric by Eminem meant to attack Everlast, the singer, but it cracks me up, so I like to say it at random times. "Snug like a bug" is in response to my friend's Away Message:

 

GregorySparr: Don't drown!

Auto response from Hilary: I am really really really ridiculously tired. I'm taking a shower/nap. Yeah that's right, a nap in the shower.

GregorySparr: I sometimes shower with my socks on.

GregorySparr: Well, once, or twice.

GregorySparr: And then, sometimes, I take a nap in the tub

GregorySparr: I'm snug like a bug in the tub!

 

(The drugs aren't really kicking in, man.)

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