soxfaninbeverly Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 and it goes like this.... Good Morning baseball fans. An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Brewers fan," she replied. The teacher,still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm a Cubs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well, Mary, might you explain why you are a Cubs fan?" "Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I'm a Cubs fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Cubs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Mary said, "I'd be a White Sox fan." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Just tell them this joke... Sammy Sosa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 Five winning seasons in the last 30. No consecutive winning seasons since 1967-1972. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 thats actually an oldie but goodie... surprised to see its going on the rounds again...of course we used to swap out the teams in the respective places..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mreye Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I've actually heard it as a slightly more rated G - using "idiots" or "morons" instead of prostitute and drug dealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I heard it as democrates and republicans. Still the best to in Chicago debate still comes down to our lack of success isn;t as bad as your lack of success. Damn I wish we were comparing WS wins. I would even trade two or three Cub WS wins for 3 or 4 White Sox WS wins. I might even trade straight up if we won first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubKilla Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I prefer this one: 3 baseball fans are walking along some railroad tracks when they come across the naked torso of a murdered woman. The Sox fan says, "We gotta call the police, but let's give her her dignity first." So the Sox fan takes off his hat an puts it on top of her left breast. The Cardinals fan says, "Agreed," and removes his hat and puts it over her right breast. The Cub fan calls the police on his cellphone, gives the police the location of the body, and does what the other two baseball fans did, removes his hat, and places it over her vagina. The cop shows up and says, "What do we have here?", and picks up the White Sox hat, looks under it, and places it back down. The cop then picks up the Cardinals hat, looks under it, and places it down. The cop then picks up the Cubs hat, looks under it, places it down, looks under it, places it down, looks under it once again, and places it down..... At this point the Cubs fan screams, "What's the matter with you? Don't you have any sense of decency?" The cop stands up, looks at the Cub fan, and says, "Sir..... we have a problem here." The Cub fans says, "What's that?" The cop replies, "Usually when I look under a Cubs hat I see an asshole under it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 lol, I hadn't heard that one and I thought I heard them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted June 18, 2003 Share Posted June 18, 2003 I heard it as democrates and republicans. Still the best to in Chicago debate still comes down to our lack of success isn;t as bad as your lack of success. Damn I wish we were comparing WS wins. I would even trade two or three Cub WS wins for 3 or 4 White Sox WS wins. I might even trade straight up if we won first Exactly!!! And, did you know that in the past 56 seasons, the Sox have finished with a better record than the Cubs in 42 of those? And in that same span, the Cubs have outdrawn the Sox by a mere 1,500, which nixes all of this attendance talk Cub fans like to boast about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxplosion Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 That was good CK. I think Ive heard it before but Im not sure. As for the original one, Ive heard that so many times. Usually tho it was a little more modest. And Ive heard it with all kinds of different teams. Old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox10 Posted June 19, 2003 Share Posted June 19, 2003 that was in the trib awhile ago i think HA im a sox fan and proud of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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