santo=dorf Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Found this on the MLB trolls boards Here's the translation I got from dictionary.com Pelotero Juan Uribe hurts Marine official Iatlia and labriego Escoger Juan Uribe BY PEDRO I CASTRATE and JOSE THOMASEl campocorto of the Average White of Chicago (White Sox), Juan Uribe, hurt Friday of several pellets to a commander of the Navy of Italy and to an agriculturist in the central base of Juan Baron, San Cristóbal, because they happened to him closely together to his yipeta, informed the official Policía. El Italian Dondolín Alessandro yesterday, of 41 years, assigned to Base of Navy military on the Boilers, Baní, for humanitarian aims, and Antonio González Perez, they were hurt while the Italian official was eating a "goad chicken" in parque. En the incident, happened to 11:00 at night of Friday and reported Saturday yesterday at noon, also was involved the brother of the pelotero, Elpidio Uribe, according to a note of the Central Directory of Criminal Investigations of the Policía. Juan Uribe, that its christian name is Juan C. Tena Uribe, of 27 years, native of Baní, devengó this season a wage of three 150 million dólares.Bateó for average of 235, with quadrangular 21, 109 hits, two triples, 28 doubles and 71 races pushed in 132 games that participó. Los hurt they were cured and dispatched in the Hospital Juan Pablo Pina. The Police said that it is after the search of the Uribe brothers. Alessandro received wounds of pellets in the abdomen, the hands, and other part Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 That translation makes no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted October 15, 2006 Author Share Posted October 15, 2006 Juan and his brother shot a navy officer while he was eating some chicken. I remember Juan on the big screen saying his favorite food was "Pollo con arroz." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngelasDaddy0427 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 So does this mean we are going to need to find a new SS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullcollapse Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 i never read any articles written by pedro i castrate. that guy is a douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 What is a "yipeta"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RME JICO Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 03:17 PM) What is a "yipeta"? Someone got too close to his yipeta (four-wheel drive vehicle, from the word ‘jeep’), and got shot in the stomach and hands with some type of pellets. Yipeta is slang for SUV. Edited October 15, 2006 by RME JICO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Looks like we're never going to hear someone say he has a gun defensively anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 QUOTE(RME JICO @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 03:29 PM) Someone got too close to his yipeta (four-wheel drive vehicle, from the word ‘jeep’), and got shot in the stomach and hands with some type of pellets. Yipeta is slang for SUV. Ah, okay. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxin' Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Who did Juan castrate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 Do we have any Spanish speakers here? Could we get a translation? I love how they call the Sox average.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 04:03 PM) I love how they call the Sox average.... We are average. The average division has 5 teams, so an average team would finish right in the middle of that division, or in 3rd, which we did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Yes!!! Hopefully it wasn't self-defense, and he gets hauled away. Why do I feel like I am going to get banned for saying that? Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 (edited) You've got 3 seconds to edit it before LCR gets you. Edited October 16, 2006 by knightni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Well if Juan had just shot like he threw last year, he probably would have casually shot at the guy after waiting 2 seconds too long, and the shots then would have went 10 feet over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWSGuy406 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 QUOTE(whitesoxfan101 @ Oct 16, 2006 -> 12:38 AM) Well if Juan had just shot like he threw last year, he probably would have casually shot at the guy after waiting 2 seconds too long, and the shots then would have went 10 feet over his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3 BeWareTheNewSox 5 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 04:03 PM) Do we have any Spanish speakers here? Could we get a translation? I love how they call the Sox average.... For that part, I think Socks (Sox)/Media translates into average Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sox Machine Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 QUOTE(RME JICO @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 03:29 PM) Someone got too close to his yipeta (four-wheel drive vehicle, from the word ‘jeep’), and got shot in the stomach and hands with some type of pellets. Yipeta is slang for SUV. The article says the men were passing by the SUV, which may diminish the likelihood of it being self-defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rventura23 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 why is this spanish website the only place to run this story, if it were true wouldnt it pick up more press? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 QUOTE(rventura23 @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 08:45 PM) why is this spanish website the only place to run this story, if it were true wouldnt it pick up more press? here you go, from the Trib: link White Sox shortstop Juan Uribe and his brother are being investigated in the Dominican Republic for their alleged involvement in the shooting of two men, according to El Nacional newspaper. No one was killed in the incident, which took place Friday night in San Cristobal, about 15 miles from Uribe's hometown of Bani. According to the newspaper, the two victims suffered wounds but were released from a hospital. According to a police report, Uribe and his brother, Elpidio, thought the victims had walked too close to their Jeep. Dondolin Alessandro, 41, a captain in the Italian Navy, suffered wounds to his stomach and hands. Antonio Gonzalez Perez, a farmer who tried to intervene, suffered a left-elbow injury, according to the paper. Alessandro was in the Dominican on a humanitarian mission, the newspaper reported. A White Sox spokesman said Sunday night that the team had been in contact with Uribe's agent and would not comment until more information had been collected. Telephone messages were left for Martin Arbrurua, who represents Uribe. Col. Gabriel Santos Melo and Mayor De La Cruz Blanquin are in charge of the investigation, the newspaper said. The incident occurred two weeks after general manager Ken Williams endorsed Uribe as his shortstop for next season. Uribe, 27, is coming off a disappointing 2006 in which he committed more errors (14) than he drew walks (13). Uribe hit .235 with 21 homers but had only a .257 on-base percentage. He is scheduled to earn $4.15 million next season, with the Sox holding a $5 million option or $300,000 buyout for 2008. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santo=dorf Posted October 16, 2006 Author Share Posted October 16, 2006 (edited) Holy s***. I didn't even realize the error to BB ratio. I gotta do some research and see how many other gys have accomplished that The first guy to come to my mind was Shawn Dunston. 1986: 32/21 1987: 14/10 1988: 20/16 1990: 20/15 1995: 17/10 1996: 15/13 1997: 15/8 (!!!!!!!!!!!) What the f*** did Cub fans see in this guy so much? Edited October 16, 2006 by santo=dorf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitoMB345 Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 Seriously, I am very happy. Not only is he trash on the field, now hes trash OFF the field. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Kid Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 the early reports on this story make absolutely no sense. should be interesting to hear some of the facts. I'm just hoping we aren't treated to shots of Juan in a festering jail cell (think Urbina). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted October 16, 2006 Share Posted October 16, 2006 QUOTE(TitoMB345 @ Oct 15, 2006 -> 10:57 PM) Seriously, I am very happy. Not only is he trash on the field, now hes trash OFF the field. I miss the headshake smiley... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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