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Elementary school bans "tag"


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I played "Smear the *****" in gradeschool. (PS: Yes I know the title isn't "P.C." but that IS what it was called)

 

Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they'll get hurt and hold the school liable.

When I was in 3rd grade (roughly 1991), we played TACKLE football. My friend broke his collar bone, but still. We WERE allowed to play it.

 

Note: Edited by Tex.

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My daughter was running around on the concrete at her school one day before the morning bell rang. She tripped and fell and chipped her two front teeth on the concrete.

 

Obviously we missed our chance to sue the school to retire young. What where they thinking putting a sidewalk at the school were kids could fall on it and get hurt?

 

 

My point is that suing the school was never even a thougth that crossed our minds. How could any parent think of that? It was my daughter's fault for tripping over her own big feet. We took her to the dentist, he patched her up and everything is fine now.

 

They're kids, kids get hurt while they are playing games and running around. Next we are going to be dressing them up in full body armor complete with helmets and facemasks.

 

BTW, this isn't the first time I've heard of a school doing something like this...

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Tag?!?!

 

We played tackle football, maul-ball (like Rugby) and bombardment at recess. Not to mention dodgeball in gym.

 

There was a whole discussion on this in Buster. This country has become sue-happy. Kids are going to be come vegetables with all the video games and wimps with the lack of risk. Sad.

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QUOTE(Athomeboy_2000 @ Oct 18, 2006 -> 07:39 AM)
I played "Smear the *****" in gradeschool. (PS: Yes I know the title isn't "P.C." but that IS what it was called)

When I was in 3rd grade (roughly 1991), we played TACKLE football. My friend broke his collar bone, but still. We WERE allowed to play it.

 

Note: Edited by Tex.

And there was always red-rover as well. I did all of the games you said, plus there was ditch em and other games. Of course one of my fav's was capture the flag but that was just a more high tech sneaky version of tag in a sense.

 

Truly lame of that school. I absolutely loved playing big games of tag in parks.

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You take something away such as "tag" or flag football--even for reasons such as liability-- these kids are going to compensate.

 

So, they'll just create other, more violent games. Or release there aggression out across other areas deemed safe, such as basketball.

 

I propose the reemergence of V-Bombs. Atleast that's what we called them in grammar school. You would tightly fold up a sheet of paper, fold it into a 'V', and then lauch it from a rubber-band at someone. This little activity made recess during the winter months enjoyable. Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong from kids these days using V-Bombs.

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QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Oct 18, 2006 -> 01:19 PM)
You take something away such as "tag" or flag football--even for reasons such as liability-- these kids are going to compensate.

 

So, they'll just create other, more violent games. Or release there aggression out across other areas deemed safe, such as basketball.

 

I propose the reemergence of V-Bombs. Atleast that's what we called them in grammar school. You would tightly fold up a sheet of paper, fold it into a 'V', and then lauch it from a rubber-band at someone. This little activity made recess during the winter months enjoyable. Nothing could POSSIBLY go wrong from kids these days using V-Bombs.

I think you are 100% right about compensation. We'll see more and more violence in schools, if we take away simple playing activities.

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Recess 2050:

 

"Alright kids, it's time for recess."

"YAAAY."

"Does everyone have their Wairbags®?"

"YEEEAAAHHH!"

"OK! Now go outside, get in your safety bubble, and most importantly...don't touch anything or anyone. Oh yeah, and have fun!"

 

 

I think it's time someone sued the school for banning fun.

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