sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 These are the funniest ones I can find... They're really quotable and fun. I'm not a DC apologist, I just appreciate his humor. I'll take Patton Oswald on HBO ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. "This is Tom Carvel of Carvel Ice Cream Stores...just in time for the Timothy McVeigh Verdict..." Burger King "and the pickels....and sweet and sour sauce all over my body" DMV "In the Future everything will be instant...." Envy of a Snake "Ohhh, why not me?!?!" Round of Applause "She's not clapping!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 his earlier stuff was more structured as joke stories though "my brother hired me and it sucked" as opposed to now, which is just him talking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 06:19 PM) Pitchforkmedia. pitchforkmedia, pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(mr_genius @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 11:28 PM) pitchforkmedia, pfft. doucheforkmedia.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 10:30 PM) doucheforkmedia.... haha they are total douches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 10:50 PM) These are the funniest ones I can find... They're really quotable and fun. I'm not a DC apologist, I just appreciate his humor. I'll take Patton Oswald on HBO ANY DAY OF THE WEEK. "This is Tom Carvel of Carvel Ice Cream Stores...just in time for the Timothy McVeigh Verdict..." Burger King "and the pickels....and sweet and sour sauce all over my body" DMV "In the Future everything will be instant...." Envy of a Snake "Ohhh, why not me?!?!" Round of Applause "She's not clapping!" See, now, the Catholic thing (BK???) and the DMV bit were pretty good. That's what I'm looking for. Much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 (edited) I happen to like Dane Cook. A lot of what makes him funny are his extreme scenarios. If you haven't listened to Retaliation, I suggest you do so. It's pretty good. Someone sh** on the coats! is good as is the part about the tickling grandmother. As far as older stuff, the Burger King skit is one of my favorite comedic pieces of all-time. Edited November 14, 2006 by SoxFan1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 This video is hilarious: Leary Roast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 Dane Cook is still one of my favorite comedians.Every comic will tell you the biggest part of having a joke be funny is in the delivery,and DC is one of the best at it.Comics hate each other especially when another guy is successful.Its not like he hasnt earned his stripes he is 34 years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Nov 14, 2006 -> 01:02 AM) This video is hilarious: Leary Roast Meh... I've watched the Catholic thing 4 or 5 times. This, it's okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(jackie hayes @ Nov 14, 2006 -> 06:22 AM) Meh... I've watched the Catholic thing 4 or 5 times. This, it's okay. The part about the racecar bed had me rolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Nov 13, 2006 -> 06:19 PM) The part of the article which I disliked most was in reference to "So where's the joke"? That's the kind of shortsightedness that probably happened when people stopped telling knock knock jokes and moved on to puns... Life is funny. Exaggerations are funny. Stories are funny. Sounds are funny. AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS is funny. Lighten up and laugh...especially Rolling Stone Magazine=the saddest bastards in the world, followed by Pitchforkmedia. Nice. This might be blasphemy, but if people are going to attack Cook for not telling jokes, then we all better turn on David Cross. Not only him, but Eddie Izzard too. Neither one of those guys have "jokes", in fact they are more social commentary. Heck, probably the most respected comedian of the past 30 years, Bill Hicks, rarely told "jokes". That being said, that Alien bit was not funny. He seems to be in an Adam Sandler style, and that being that if these guys can be high paid comedians, than anybody can be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 well, we all know that I'm the funniest person on soxtalk...so you're probably right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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