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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 23, 2007 -> 02:28 PM)
What episode is it that Cox goes on a rant about marrying a moment, and then later talks about divorcing that moment, marrying the new moment and having a bunch of baby moments to remember it by???

Season 4, Episode 11: My Unicorn.

 

Mathew Perry is brought in by JD to give his ailing father one of his kidneys despite Cox' warning not to get involved. M Perry's character promptly demands a large sum of money from his father for the kidney. Cox then goes on his little rant.

 

One of my favorite episodes.

 

"You seem like the sort of sensitive young chap who likes to chronicle his feelings."

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QUOTE(Brian @ Mar 23, 2007 -> 07:58 PM)
I'm probably the only one here to think this, but I'd like to see a "Her Story IV" or whatever number it is surrounding Jordan.

I think that wuold be cool. I like Jordan.

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QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 08:47 PM)
JD.

 

"I just gagged and vomited at the same time. I gavomited. "

 

Cox when JD is making out with that lawyer. Nina?

 

"Next time she says 'That's So funny', I want you to pretend she says 'That's so money!'"

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QUOTE(Brian @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 09:12 PM)
Cox when JD is making out with that lawyer. Nina?

 

"Next time she says 'That's So funny', I want you to pretend she says 'That's so money!'"

Turk, trying to help JD get past the idiosyncrasies of his girlfriend (played by Mandy Moore).

 

"Sangano!"

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QUOTE(AssHatSoxFan @ Mar 29, 2007 -> 08:57 PM)
Marco, Carla's Brother

 

"We've been to the libary"

I believe that was Troy. When he and the Janitor were looking up how to make 30 cents with two coins and one of them ISN'T a nickle.

 

 

"See, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman!"

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QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 30, 2007 -> 01:10 AM)
I believe that was Troy. When he and the Janitor were looking up how to make 30 cents with two coins and one of them ISN'T a nickle.

"See, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman!"

 

 

I think it was Jordan saying it to Cox?????

 

 

How about...."now get out my my way, nurse Tidale is wearing ankle socks today!"

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QUOTE(juddling @ Mar 29, 2007 -> 10:04 PM)
I think it was Jordan saying it to Cox?????

How about...."now get out my my way, nurse Tidale is wearing ankle socks today!"

 

Sounds like Kelso.

 

"So Carol, do you like jazz? Yeah? How much?"

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QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 29, 2007 -> 07:10 PM)
I believe that was Troy. When he and the Janitor were looking up how to make 30 cents with two coins and one of them ISN'T a nickle.

"See, it's funny because you've never really satisfied a woman!"

 

Is that the Bob Kelso robot as told by Dr Cox?

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Mar 30, 2007 -> 08:28 PM)
Is that the Bob Kelso robot as told by Dr Cox?

Actually it was Turk talking to JD. JD came back with a "Oh yeah, well you better double check with your mom." or something along those lines.

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Problem with this game is alot of quotes are easy to figure out....

 

Long rants such as.....You know, Newbie, it's so interesting -- I found I couldn't sleep last night, so, in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day" and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies.

 

or

 

Nine pounds in a _week_!? Let me ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your _ass_ off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery. And all that a person has to do, really, is -- oh, I don't know -- go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that!?! And I know, I know, here I'm supposed to be Dr. Give A Crap, but you wanna know the God's honest truth? And this is a fact -- you are what you eat, and you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn'cha!

 

are obviously Dr. Cox.

 

Did you hear the lottery's up to $100,000,000? If I win, it's going to be separate beds for me and my mom!

 

has got to be Ted (my favorite on the show)

 

and Turk has quotes like......

Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots right here? It makes no sense!

 

He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. (Singing) 'Cause his friends don't dance and if they don't dance, then they're no friends of mine. S-S-S-S-A-A-A-A-F-F-F-F-E

 

Janitor...

My wife wasn't blessed with all ten fingers. She only has a pointer... and a thumb/pinky

 

Jordan....

 

Helping someone move is like oral sex. You do it once and they owe you for life.

 

Look, I don't know where your mom was when she had to tell you this things. You can't sleep with someone you care about--sex is only for making babies and revenge.

 

 

and LaVerne too

 

Doug wanted me to give this patient 500,000mg of morphine. I thought I'd check with you before I kill the man.

 

She didn't hear you. But Jesus did.

 

Man i love this show!!! :wub:

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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Apr 6, 2007 -> 02:13 AM)
Is it just me or did everyone look incredibly old in this meh episode?

 

Everyone's been looking incredibly old this entire season, but aside from JD, Turk, and Carla, everyone was looking pretty bad.

 

Perry with the shaved head was a nice change. But did anyone else notice his random shaved head about a month ago during the "clip show" with no explanation?

 

Was this an error? My wife and I were wondering about the saved head for sometime, and then, 4 episodes later he actually shaves the bad b****.

 

...and what about JD's Baby-Momma? When's that to re-surface, or will it?

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