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Kenny Williams' Cell Phone ringtones


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Talking about how Kenny's phone will be ringing off the hook during the winter meetings made me think...

 

I wonder if he has personalized ringtones for each team in MLB? If so, what tune does he have assigned to each team?

So, I propose this to my fellow Soxtalk members...Let's program Kenny's cell in preperation for the Winter meetings.

 

I'll go first and take the easy one:

 

Team: Chicago Cubs

Ringtone: Loser by Beck

 

:D

 

 

next?

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Or ... you can write your own lyrics:

 

To the tune of Pink Floyd's "Time"

 

Ticking away the moments that make up a decade.

You fritter and waste the years in an offhand way.

Kicking around on the hallowed ground north of downtown

Waiting for Dusty, no Pinella, to show you the way.

 

Tired of playing in the sunshine, always messes with the brain.

You are young and life is long and there is still hope for a trade.

And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.

No one told you when to run, thrown out at first again.

 

So you try and you try to make up a good team, but it's stinking

Waiting around for next year to come again.

The ivy's the same in a relative way but you're older,

In a mindnumbing funk, the fans are once again drunk.

 

Every year is getting longer, always seems to be a grind.

Arms that might as well fall off, oops theirs another error 5.

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the Cubbie way

The summer's gone, the season's over,

Next year's never far away.

 

Ok ... I was bored. Sue me! :lol:

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QUOTE(iamshack @ Dec 2, 2006 -> 01:32 AM)
Which team would be Borat's song?

 

Throw the *** down the well....so my country can be free....

I oddly thought the same thing as soon as i read the first post.Thats the effect Borat has had on my life.

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