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QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 11, 2006 -> 09:10 AM)
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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

 

I bet every man of Indian descent in the world is wondering "Was a press release necassary for this? Did the rest of the world need to know this?"

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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 11, 2006 -> 11:35 AM)
I also read that erectile dysfunction was am increasing problem for Indian men. So now I'll never be able to watch the Simpsons and hear Apu say, 'Here, have a squishy' in exactly the same way.

 

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*sobbing* "Thank you....come again..." *sobbing*

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Anyone like the juxtaposition of the pitch black restaurant and the need for extra small condoms? Just trying to package the news for those that may need extra small condoms.

 

Those condoms will be $3.99 plus tacks.

Plus tacks, you mean tax?!

That's to help them stay on Mr. Patel . . .

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QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 11, 2006 -> 11:03 AM)
Anyone like the juxtaposition of the pitch black restaurant and the need for extra small condoms? Just trying to package the news for those that may need extra small condoms.

 

Those condoms will be $3.99 plus tacks.

Plus tacks, you mean tax?!

That's to help them stay on Mr. Patel . . .

 

LOL. He is here all day, folks. Please try the fish, and dont forget to tip your waitresses

 

:D

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