soxwon Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 05:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... Brooks, that sounds like a better marketing campagin than your others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Who's Gonzalez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWhiteSoxinNJ Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 Floyd stinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(knightni @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 05:27 PM) Who's Gonzalez? Gio I'm assuming since those are the pitchers we've traded for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(Felix @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:28 PM) Gio I'm assuming since those are the pitchers we've traded for. o ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhillegas Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... whats a misile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxwon Posted December 19, 2006 Author Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(AWhiteSoxinNJ @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 11:28 PM) Floyd stinks The sox have been after Gavin Floyd for 2 years now, he will be the real deal. My prediction will be that floyd and gonzalez will become one of KW's best trades. Sisco is gonna be great, he's 6-10 and has a rifle of an arm. As does Floyd and Gio Gonzalez. KW is a genius, AArdsma will become a david weathers type stopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RME JICO Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 What about Vasquez, you forgot about that misile, fo shizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 07:19 PM) Kenny Williams has announced that the U.S. military has contacted him inquiring about purchasing the SOX loaded Guns the Floyd-Gonzalez-Aardsma-Sisco misiles. Reportedly they heard, they fly UNDER THE RADAR WHITE SOX WMD'S AIMING AT A BALLPARK NEAR YOU.... i have yet to figure out if this was sarcastic or not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted December 19, 2006 Share Posted December 19, 2006 It's fun to joke about wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 A thread this weird could only happen in the doldrums of the offseason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SadChiSoxFanOptimist Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(shawnhillegas @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 05:31 PM) whats a misile? Misilie Toie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxwon Posted December 20, 2006 Author Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(Reddy @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 11:37 PM) i have yet to figure out if this was sarcastic or not... its showing how strong and awesome our bullpen is, these kids we traded for have guns for arms. We have WMD's, our kids are weapons of mass destruction. VERY very cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnhillegas Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 reign it in, reign it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEWOOD Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 WOW....what is going on here at soxtalk?? this talk of misiles and weapons of mass destruction..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 oh, it's an analogy, i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 This makes me miss BE GOOD and Beastley... Those were the days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WHITESOXRANDY Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(soxwon @ Dec 19, 2006 -> 06:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> its showing how strong and awesome our bullpen is, these kids we traded for have guns for arms. We have WMD's, our kids are weapons of mass destruction. VERY very cool. Might as well drink the cool aid while you can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retro1983hat Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 David Aaaaaaaardsma is not the door-closing reliever that makes me rest easy in the late innings. I sure hope KW isn't going to be Wyle E Coyote and after he assembles all the weapons for the year and pushes the plunger down ..... BOOOOM! It blows up in his face. Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) David Aaaaaaaardsma is not the door-closing reliever that makes me rest easy in the late innings. I sure hope KW isn't going to be Wyle E Coyote and after he assembles all the weapons for the year and pushes the plunger down ..... BOOOOM! It blows up in his face. Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe. Who said anything about Aardsma closing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandy125 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 11:48 AM) Who is playing LF, CF, SS? And no, the correct answers should not be Pods, BA and the Tazmanian Devil Free Swinger Juan Uribe. LF - Pods (guy who has been injured and may return back to full speed, of course maybe he won't) CF - BA (has had ONE full season. ONE. Excellent defender who has hit well at every level. You may want to give him a chance instead of pulling the reactionary crap). SS - Juan Uribe (one of the best defenders out there. He has hit decently before, and he can do it again. Unless you know of a better option that will not destroy the team's future for a slightly better improvement). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Glass is half full huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 QUOTE(vandy125 @ Dec 20, 2006 -> 12:14 PM) LF - Pods (guy who has been injured and may return back to full speed, of course maybe he won't) CF - BA (has had ONE full season. ONE. Excellent defender who has hit well at every level. You may want to give him a chance instead of pulling the reactionary crap). SS - Juan Uribe (one of the best defenders out there. He has hit decently before, and he can do it again. Unless you know of a better option that will not destroy the team's future for a slightly better improvement). Don't forget Pods and Uribe are in contract years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted December 21, 2006 Share Posted December 21, 2006 In general, defense is drastically unappreciated around here and offense (or the lack of it) is vastly over emphasized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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