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If RedPinStripes was the President...


BridgeportHeather

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Well, stripes is PLURAL, so I PLURALIZE it!!!  So there...:lol:

subjuctive is contrary to fact, in that RPS is not president now, the correct use is were.

 

Other contrary to fact uses of subjunctive (which ignores singular/plural):

 

if Pujols were as good as CLee

If Illinois students were as smart as ISU student

If Bush were only to have a brain

if cub fans were toilet trained

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and the rest of the SNR crew (Guido, CubKilla, Ian, and all) were his cabinet, what would the United States of America be like???

THE U.S. would be like Saesame Street but win Guns, Drugs, & violence

 

BE GOOD

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Now how could I be drunk on my ASS?! :huh:

 

I don't drink that way!!! :lol:

put your booze into an enema bag and shot it in - one can get very, very drunk that way really fast -

Or, how about in a douchebag and stick it up Shamey SoSo's vagina??? :lol:

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Now how could I be drunk on my ASS?! :huh:

 

I don't drink that way!!! :lol:

put your booze into an enema bag and shot it in - one can get very, very drunk that way really fast -

Or, how about in a douchebag and stick it up Shamey SoSo's vagina??? :lol:

that'll do nicely!

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