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Changes I could see with President Maury and his Cabinet:

 

Hits juuuuuuuuust over the shortstop's head in 16" softball would be a home run

 

Alcohol would be free

 

Caliente would be mandatory viewing in school ( hey, they'd learn Spanish!! )

 

The Beastie Boys would perform the National Anthem

 

International policy would be VERY VERY FRIGHTENING

 

Jerry Reinsdorf would be deported

 

Cubs fans would be taxed at a MUCH higher percentage than Sox fans

 

Porn movies at the video store would NO LONGER be in their own little room

 

Lars Ulrich would be deported

 

...I can't even describe what the interns would have to do!!!!

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Guest wsc425
and the rest of the SNR crew (Guido, CubKilla, Ian, and all) were his cabinet, what would the United States of America be like???

Off-Topic? :huh:

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if rps were the president we all would be drunk and jump off a bridge holding hands in unison.....do ya think that would be a world record....and if so who would record it for us.......... :huh: :lol:

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Which bridge would that be???

pick one.. if rps were president im sure they would all be full of drunken jumpers.......... :D

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pick one.. if rps were president im sure they would all be full of drunken jumpers.......... :D

How about the Michigan Avenue bridge; however, if RPS were the president, he'd probably call for all three TRUE Cub fans to come together, and he'd push them off the bridge without a life jacket!!!

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How about the Michigan Avenue bridge; however, if RPS were the president, he'd probably call for all three TRUE Cub fans to come together, and he'd push them off the bridge without a life jacket!!!

yeah but thats not far enough drop... now if ya put them on the sky way...lol.......hmmmmm........if there were a jump here id have to pick the sears tower.. we wanna make sure that those scrub fans feel that pain on the way down.....

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yeah but thats not far enough drop... now if ya put them on the sky way...lol.......hmmmmm........if there were a jump here id have to pick the sears tower.. we wanna make sure that those scrub fans feel that pain on the way down.....

Now THAT'S an idea!!! And make sure they have to fall down from a corner where there's a lot of unevenness in the building so they have to gash their heads on the corners of sections of the Sears Tower...lol! We could do this right before Valentine's Day, and have the streets of Chicago colored in blood for the occasion...lol.

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Now THAT'S an idea!!!  And make sure they have to fall down from a corner where there's a lot of unevenness in the building so they have to gash their heads on the corners of sections of the Sears Tower...lol!  We could do this right before Valentine's Day, and have the streets of Chicago colored in blood for the occasion...lol.

a new twist to the st. valentines day massacre.........i like it.........sacrafice all scrub fans.......

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RPS, don't forget what happened to the last Irish-Catholic President we had...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...he f***ed Marilyn Monroe! marilyn_monroe_055.jpg

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Guest hotsoxchick1
And they say men are violent! Geez....

ahh to know stevie is to hate him with a passion.... its a skill we pride ourselves in......... ;) if you knew him you would know what i was talking about...........lucky for you, you dont...... :D

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subjuctive is contrary to fact, in that RPS is not president now, the correct use is were.

 

Other contrary to fact uses of subjunctive (which ignores singular/plural):

 

if Pujols were as good as CLee

If Illinois students were as smart as ISU student

If Bush were only to have a brain

if cub fans were toilet trained

I take offense to the 2nd comment

 

Illinois students are smarter than ISU students, and their football team is far superior to the powder puff team they throw together at ISU

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subjuctive is contrary to fact, in that RPS is not president now, the correct use is were.

 

Other contrary to fact uses of subjunctive (which ignores singular/plural):

 

if Pujols were as good as CLee

If Illinois students were as smart as ISU student

If Bush were only to have a brain

if cub fans were toilet trained

I take offense to the 2nd comment

 

Illinois students are smarter than ISU students, and their football team is far superior to the powder puff team they throw together at ISU

and northwestern has em all beat............ :D ;) :headbang lol

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