ChiSoxLifer Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) No male White Sox fan will own a dog smaller than Paulie's first base glove. Any male White Sox fan caught watching "Dreamgirls" without a date, will have his membership revoked and banned from U.S. Cellular Field. Edited January 30, 2007 by ChiSoxLifer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 no male white sox fan will run onto the field and attack any player, coach, or umpire.... lest thy balls desire to be cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 No throwing back home run balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSoxLifer Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 No male White Sox fan will ask his buddy to accompany him to the washroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 The White Sox already did this: http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/fan_fo...inder_rules.jsp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSoxLifer Posted January 30, 2007 Author Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 12:04 PM) The White Sox already did this: http://chicago.whitesox.mlb.com/cws/fan_fo...inder_rules.jsp not the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 creativity is a trait of every white sox man.... think for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(ChiSoxLifer @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 02:04 PM) No male White Sox fan will ask his buddy to accompany him to the washroom. What about going to get beer if the ushers arent coming around fast enough? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Dammit. This thread's still here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 diediediedie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSoxFan Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 If you are caught on camera in the seats behind the batter in the shot, on your cell and waving like a damned fool, you will be tasered and dragged out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Start the wave... Taser -- dragged out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 No man will go to a game with a chick wearing pink sox gear* *Unless she is 8 or younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Ah hell no. Those chicks are the funnest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Thou caught talking on cell phone more than once at any game shall be punched Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Anyone getting up and leaving a row in the middle of an at bat shall be tarred and feathered with a Cub Logo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drowninginflame Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 this thread sucks. really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(drowninginflame @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:10 PM) this thread sucks. really. You suck for saying that seriously, if you don't like a thread, don't say a thing and slowly (or quickly) leave the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(ptatc @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:10 PM) Anyone getting up and leaving a row in the middle of an at bat shall be tarred and feathered with a Cub Logo i support this new policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoota Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 man law isn't funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(shoota @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:44 PM) man law isn't funny. The "Man Law" campaign has never even approached being funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoota Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(Balance @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 04:47 PM) The "Man Law" campaign has never even approached being funny. agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 QUOTE(ChiSoxLifer @ Jan 30, 2007 -> 08:08 PM) not the same. I believe on Friday one Brooks Boyer said it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 30, 2007 Share Posted January 30, 2007 cardinal man laws... no men at any white sox game will put their nuts under their seat... no men at any white sox game will throw their nuts on the playing field.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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