whitesoxfan101 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I don't think there is one of these, if there is than sorry, but anyways I'll start it off: 100 million Americans per year suffer from diarrhea due to improperly prepared food. In the typical office workplace, a desk has more bacteria than a toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 (edited) A global warming convention earlier this week had to be cancelled due to blizzard like conditions and sub zero wind chills. Edited February 16, 2007 by whitesoxfan101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I used to be a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 On that note... Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 08:05 AM) On that note... Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. Speak for yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 (edited) QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 09:05 AM) On that note... Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. That is nearly true, and according to most human evolution scholars it is a vitally important piece of the human evolutionary puzzle. Human female breasts, for example, probably evolved their fleshiness as a selective evolutionary response to serve as a stand in for the fleshy buttocks of other great apes. Of greater significance, the evolution of more forward-facing eyes up the great ape line (possibly as a selective evolutionary trait to better interact with a mate during sex) goes hand-in-hand with an increase in cranial volume and, therefore, larger brain size. [That is a short-hand synopsis] As for the trivia, bonobo apes also engage in face-to-face-sex - along with a lot of other freaky higher primate sex acts that most think only we depraved humans are capable of. Bonobos are rampant bisexuals, engaging in sex as a solution to conflict, practicing oral sex, masturbation, sex for pleasure, sex as education, and even pedophilia. Face-to-face sex is just one position in the bonobo repertoire. These apes best the Kama Sutra with their varied positions, lesbian clam-bumping, and even circle jerks. Hey, humans do all that, too Edited February 16, 2007 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I think that's the sort of expertise we hired you for..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I am a bonobo ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted February 16, 2007 Author Share Posted February 16, 2007 Wal Mart generates 3 million dollars in revenue every 7 minutes. Each year, more than 50,000 Americans are injured by jewelry. A mole can dig a hole 300 feet deep in 1 night. Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" in 1938 was Adolf Hitler The smallest human penis ever measured was 5/8 of an inch long, and coincidentally, the proud owner of said member is a moderator on these very message boards. (ok, i made the 2nd part of that up. maybe). In Michigan, a married woman isn't allowed to cut her hair without her husbands permission. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I once shot a man in his sleep just for snoring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 The human head weighs 8 pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 (edited) when i was 15 years old my right testicle was the size of a mango Edited February 16, 2007 by hi8is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(hi8is @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 02:01 PM) when i was 15 years old my right testicle was the size of a mango I will never eat mangos again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 02:24 PM) I will never eat mangos again. My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(Tmar @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 02:26 PM) My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now DAMMIT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(Tmar @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 02:26 PM) My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now did you happen to get it removed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 04:03 PM) did you happen to get it removed? Yes. With a can opener, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I have gotten stitches twice in my life, both times in my face, both times due to a kid I used to hang out with when i was 10-15 years old being an idiot and reckless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(Tmar @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 04:16 PM) Yes. With a can opener, of course. thats good, because it was probably cancer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 04:38 PM) thats good, because it was probably cancer Nope, creamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 QUOTE(Tmar @ Feb 16, 2007 -> 02:26 PM) My testicle was the size of a can of corn. What are you going to do now Stop eating cans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWiN4PreP Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I had three sandwiches today. All happen to be from Subway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 The Swahili language contains no irregular verbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 There is more computing power in a typical watch today, than in the rocket that first took humans to the moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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