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QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Feb 17, 2007 -> 11:24 AM)
I had the hiccups once for three days straight and I thought I was gonna snap. I can't imgine this:

 

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I had them for 2 days once. It really was a nightmare. I actually went home from work because it was so distracting. I didn't dare call in w/ that excuse, I went in and my boss fully supported me going home.

 

If memory serves me right, I think I ended up calling my doctor and he told me to take some sort of cough syrup and they stopped.

 

2nd lamest medical situation I've had is I went to the ER with a horrible case of swimmers ear.

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Not saying I could get rid of her case of the hiccups, but here are some solid remedies should you ever need to get rid of them. When I tended bar, I had 7 different ways to rid someone of hiccups and never failed to cure them. I think we had to go 6 methods deep once. These are in no particular order.

 

1. Drink water upside down - bend over and drink at least a half glass of water in that position, drinking from the opposite edge of the glass.

 

2. Pour a packet or two of sugar directly into the back of your throat.

 

3. Drink club soda and bitters (nasty stuff).

 

4. Kiss the person with the hiccups unexpectedly. Just grab them and stick your tongue down their throat kissing them quickly and passionately. Not sure if it is the shock factor or if it has something to do with cutting off their breathing through their mouth, but it works. Note: Not recommended for everyone. You might get rid of her hiccups but might get slugged in the process.

 

I can't remember the others, but these are pretty good remedies to start with.

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QUOTE(SoxFan562004 @ Feb 17, 2007 -> 08:53 PM)
I had them for 2 days once. It really was a nightmare. I actually went home from work because it was so distracting. I didn't dare call in w/ that excuse, I went in and my boss fully supported me going home.

 

If memory serves me right, I think I ended up calling my doctor and he told me to take some sort of cough syrup and they stopped.

 

2nd lamest medical situation I've had is I went to the ER with a horrible case of swimmers ear.

 

The lamest thing I ever went into the ER for was an eraser in my ear.....

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"I have always hoped to win a real Nobel prize for medicine," Francis Fesmire of the University of Tennessee College of Medicine told New Scientist. Nevertheless, he settled for the Ig Nobel prize in medicine instead, handed out along with nine other Ig Nobel prizes in a Thursday evening ceremony at Harvard University in Massachusetts, US.

 

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Fesmire, a specialist in emergency medicine and cardiology, probably did not have a real Nobel in mind when he published "Termination of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage" in Annals of Emergency Medicine (vol 17, p 872). He was, it transpires, attempting to help a man who walked into the emergency room after hiccuping for 72 hours at up to 30 times a minute.

 

Runaway electrical impulses in the vagus nerve cause intractable hiccups, so Fesmire attempted to block them by stimulating the nerve. Gagging, tongue pulling, sinus massage and pressing the eyeball to stimulate the vagus all failed to stop the hiccups. Then he remembered reading about a case in which digital rectal massage – inserting a finger into a patient’s anus – had slowed a racing heartbeat, an effect similar to runaway hiccups.

 

"It worked, and the rest is history," he says. He has not needed to go that far again for other patients, but Majed Odeh of Bnai Zion Medical Center in Haifa, Israel, did a few years later and wrote a paper with the same title that earned him a share of the Ig Nobel.

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QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Feb 20, 2007 -> 01:37 PM)
so if my future kids cant stop hiccuping, I'm supposed to stick my finger up its butt. Isn't that against the law?

 

"But officer, I was only trying to stop the hiccups!"

My avatar can kick your avatars ass!

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