Texsox Posted February 21, 2007 Share Posted February 21, 2007 Man Survives 16 Story Fall and thanks God. Wow, that's original. Welcome to Tex's God talk of the day. If, as this man believes God has a plan for him and wanted him to survive. That's wonderful. But ask yourself, did God's plan call for you to get so f***ing drunk you run through a window? What, is God hangin' with some buds and says, hey, I got a plan for this guy, but first, I'm going to really f*** with him. Get him all liquored up and have him take a 15 story plunge, and break his leg and two collapsed lungs and a torn trachea . Nice plan there skipper. If I was this guy I'd be thinking God has a plan for me but I don't want to play anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoota Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 21, 2007 -> 03:59 PM) Man Survives 16 Story Fall and thanks God. Wow, that's original. Welcome to Tex's God talk of the day. If, as this man believes God has a plan for him and wanted him to survive. That's wonderful. But ask yourself, did God's plan call for you to get so f***ing drunk you run through a window? What, is God hangin' with some buds and says, hey, I got a plan for this guy, but first, I'm going to really f*** with him. Get him all liquored up and have him take a 15 story plunge, and break his leg and two collapsed lungs and a torn trachea . Nice plan there skipper. If I was this guy I'd be thinking God has a plan for me but I don't want to play anymore. Perhaps the man's fall was the religious epiphany he needed to save his soul. If he was living a life without Christ before his fall, and now lives his life with Christ, his fall was certainly worthwhile. So in other words, his literal 16-story fall could be what prevents a fall into eternal damnation. It's a beautiful thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 It would be nice if one of these people would look into a camera and offer up a "Duh, of course I lived, I sold my soul to Satan last night!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Two thoughts: I thought he hit the ground, so I'm not as impressed. Are there any bar owners or bartenders who aren't active or recovering alcoholics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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