The Critic Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I have to say, of all the channels pumping out dumb reality TV, VH1 has at least given me some shows I have enjoyed. Examples being Breaking Bonaduce, The White Rapper Show, and Bands Reunited to name just a few. The list promises to grow this Sunday with the premiere of "Dice Undisputed", which follows noted 1980's poet, Fonzie aficianado and leather jacket spokesmodel Andrew Dice Clay on his journey to stop being a pathetic punchline from the 80's and to become once again a pathetic CURRENT punchline. SEE Dice apply dark hair coloring to his grey sideburns! WATCH in amazement as Dice manages to find EVEN BIGGER bedazzled leather jackets! ADMIRE Dice's flip-flopping between delusional bravado about his talent and legacy and the spirit-crushing reality that is his current place in the pecking order of showbiz today! GAWK at Dice's "so wacky and madcap that you'd ALMOST think they were made for TV" circle of friends!! GAZE at the unwashed legions (small, small legions, but legions nonetheless) of Dice's leftover fans who cheer him on in his unlikely quest to draw mid-level crowds once again! SEE IT ALL, starting THIS SUNDAY, MARCH 4TH at 9:00 PM Central time! Only on VH1, where "Celebreality" just got a little bit meaner...... Who's with me???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 I'm just guessing your post is 100% funnier and entertaining than that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retro1983hat Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 As much as he's a joke now, for about 3 years in late 80s, Dice, was the biggest thing in comedy ever. He was absolutely huge. Jack and Jill went up the hill ....... oh she needed the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Its not going to be good, they are going to bleep out all of his F bombs. Well, thats not the only reason its not going to be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Id rather watch Scottie Pippen return to the NBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 QUOTE(retro1983hat @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 11:38 AM) As much as he's a joke now, for about 3 years in late 80s, Dice, was the biggest thing in comedy ever. He was absolutely huge. Jack and Jill went up the hill ....... oh she needed the money. A few years ago Dice did a tour and some friends of mine asked if I wanted to go. I said "Yeah, who's going to be the designated driver for the time machine?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 11:40 AM) Id rather watch Scottie Pippen return to the NBA All though both of their best years happened at about the sametime... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 4, 2007 Author Share Posted March 4, 2007 Just watched the "speak preview" of the first two episodes of the show. My first impression? It's not bad. Contrived (of course), but nowhere near as contrived as Hogan Knows Best. I'm not expecting anything spectacular from this show, but I will keep watching. "You got a f***in' PROBLEM wit dat???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I got bored and flipped to something else 20 minutes in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Mar 5, 2007 -> 01:46 AM) I got bored and flipped to something else 20 minutes in. BOOOOOooooooooooooooo............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hes not effective without swearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nokona Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 If he delivers anything as awesome as "hallelujah hollaback" it will be a success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 QUOTE(Nokona @ Mar 5, 2007 -> 12:35 PM) If he delivers anything as awesome as "hallelujah hollaback" it will be a success HALLELUJAH WHAT DA f***!!!! OHHHHHHH!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 The only thing that's funny about this show is Dice's driving glasses. When did he become 70? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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