DrunkBomber Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 (edited) Link "Maddux? For a guy with a CPA's demeanor, he has a sense of humor that a 12-year-old would envy. Maddux is a master of strategically timed nose picking, sidling up to an unsuspecting rookie in the shower and urinating on the kid's leg, and inventing just the right nickname for a teammate with big ears, a prominent schnozz or some other pronounced physical qualities. "I call him 'The Silent Scumbag,'" Wells said. "You would perceive him to be Einstein because he's quiet and he's always sitting there at his locker with a crossword puzzle. But he's got a silent sickness to him, sort of like David Cone. Those quiet guys are the ones you have to watch out for." Edited March 2, 2007 by DrunkBomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Greg Maddux pees on people. It's a little hard to read that and not chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 QUOTE(Heads22 @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 05:04 PM) Greg Maddux pees on people. It's a little hard to read that and not chuckle. He could of multitasked in the Cubs clubhouse and pissed all over Moises Alou's hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 QUOTE(DrunkBomber @ Mar 2, 2007 -> 05:13 PM) He could of multitasked in the Cubs clubhouse and pissed all over Moises Alou's hands Maybe that's how Alou got the idea? EEEEWWWWWWW!!! Where's the puke smilie when you need it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 Maddux is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 QUOTE(max power @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 01:41 AM) What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade. he just likes peeing on people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I guess you could say, I'm not a fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 QUOTE(max power @ Mar 19, 2007 -> 01:41 AM) What a total waste of a human being. I hope he vomits dip juice all over himself, falls in the street trying to clean himself up, gets run over by a dump truck, and dragged half a mile until his entire body is raw, then gets stabbed in the anus with a rusty switch blade. awesome! Post of the year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I posted this in the Padres clubhouse section. Glad it's now getting the recognition it deserves. What's this about Moises Alou's pee hands? Oh, I see. Jorge Posada does it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 That doesn't make it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoota Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Peeing on someone's leg is a good way to get punched in the face. Even by a rookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 QUOTE(shoota @ Mar 20, 2007 -> 12:09 AM) Peeing on someone's leg is a good way to get punched in the face. Even by a rookie. wish you would have told me that sooner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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