soxwon Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Da Rev Had a Dreama I dream't i was high on the Mountain of baseballdom When out of the Sky- I heard A boomin Voice That Voice louder den a thousand Jenks Fastballs Hittin A.J.'s Mitt-a As images of baseball greats, apeared before me The Voice said-" REVERAND, You must Lead your Flock To the Throne that your Team sat upon 2 seasons HENCE It is up to continue, to preacha Da word That youa have done for many years past. I dropped to my knees- and said" OH BASEBALL GODS" The media, will not allow me to preach dat word. The voice it a boomed- "FABERSHAM"-you have overcome much greater obstacles, than the BLASPHEMY from The mouths of the Evil serpent- The media!!!! i rose with a thunderous , feeling of a POWERFull Anxiety that i knew i must, DEliver to my Team far below The Strength of a million Sox Fans Clearing my path- to the Temple of Baseball U.S. Cellular Field- home of the once but SOON TO BE- World Champeens- ONCE AGAINA My eyes filled with tears of JOY Knowing that My Sox, Your Sox, Chicago's Sox Are the Anointed ones, ready to reclaima deir throne To be seated upon Baseballs highest Legacy. "GO" SAID THE VOICE-" But first you need more cowbell" Then i was suddenly picked up by Angels Of the Baseball God's I was den a carried down da Mountain And i suddenly appeared, before The Cell. And it GLOWED, like a thousand points of lighta So spectacular, like nothing ever seen before on this earth Then out of the night came a chariot that read CHARTER- Did this a mean I must Charter the path to History? No it meant it was a Charter bus And out of this Bus, came the Gladiators of Baseballs God's There was AJ and Crede, Paulie and Erstad Buehrle and Garland and Danks and Dye All the Mighty soldiers- Known as OUR WHITE SOX i was lifted again by a cloud of strength and i stood in front of MY men, your men, Our TEAM. Ozzie came up to me and said "We have been waiting for you Reverand" Our journey has just begun" I proclaimed "I shall Anoint you with the Holy water, from the stream by the FIELD OF DREAMS, the Water of Virility and prosperity" Each player came up to me and i anointed their heads with the water- in the name of Jerry and Nellie and Bill veeck, To rise higher than ever before. The guys all gathered around me and said THANK YOU REV, With You as our LEADER Ozzie said "Hey wait a minute" Then He looked in my eyes and understood the Brilliance of My words and saida "oh nothing Rev sorry" Now begin- baseball in da year 07 The year endeared to me, by the highest of baseballs powers Dont be fooled by da north side crapola Dont be fooled by the meandering media In Da long Run- Our Boys will prevail over all And with the Sword of Baseball Gods i now present and bequeeth to you to you all my FLOCK- the Future Champeens May nothing stand in our way The POWER IS OURS!!! Amen-and PRAISE DA SOX and so it begins...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigHurt Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Um, okay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcullotta Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 My Head Hurts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Well, that was boring... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerbaho-WG Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 See, if I was a moderator, I'd ban you without even thinking. I'd be a great moderator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Give ya props for taking the time to write down some s***, but what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent speech were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this board is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg The Bull Luzinski Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Normally the mods are pretty good about removing this type of rubbish from Soxtalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Fantastic! I like it a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Its not McDonaldland, but a solid thread on its own merits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 HMmm seems to be a rap of some sort. Oh well to each his own. I like the passion and the guts. Thanks for not censoring it mods. It'wll go away soon enough like every thread does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I like eggs!!! QUOTE(Cerbaho-WG @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 09:26 AM) See, if I was a moderator, I'd ban you without even thinking. I'd be a great moderator. How very moderate of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 11:39 AM) I like eggs!!! I can eat 50 eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 I like green eggs and ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 QUOTE(BigSqwert @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 02:56 PM) Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 TURN IN YOUR AVATARS BY 9PM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 QUOTE(NorthSideSox72 @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 09:39 AM) I like eggs!!! Yolk's on you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 Are we seriously going to start with the f***ing poetry and song crap again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iWiN4PreP Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 This is the greatest thing ive ever come across in my existence of life. Thank you soxwon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 QUOTE(Soxy @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 11:43 AM) I can eat 50 eggs. Why did you have to go and set the bar so high, Luke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted March 27, 2007 Share Posted March 27, 2007 QUOTE(soxwon @ Mar 26, 2007 -> 06:17 PM) Da Rev Had a Dreama blahblahblah.... QUOTE(CryptviLL @ Mar 27, 2007 -> 02:25 PM) This is the greatest thing ive ever come across in my existence of life. Thank you soxwon. I wish I could tell if IW4P was being serious or not...... Cerbaho, I almost spit my water on my keyboard after reading your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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