Texsox Posted April 1, 2007 Share Posted April 1, 2007 Friday the Texas Lottory Commission confirmed my winning ticket and my attorney and I will be in Austin collecting one of those silly oversized checks I can't take to the bank. Note: This will be one very nice set of direct deposits. I am now a millionaire times a bunch. I will be giving away most of the money, starting with those around here who haven't pissed me off too bad. I may even reward a GOPerhead or three. Sign in here to tell me why you deserve $10,000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 1, 2007 -> 07:01 PM) Sign in here to tell me why you deserve $10,000 I need money for a flight to Switzerland to take part in this year's spaghetti harvest. Sox need a backup catcher, so if you want to help them I'll wait and do the Swiss Pastapalooza thing next year. Congratulations on your good fortune, Uncle Moneybags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimne piwo Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Today's the Day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 I need $10,000 to build a filing annex for all the stuff I'll get from Gmail Paper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 He did post this on April 1st Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 Well, it's official - my daughter telling me that our car got a flat tire is officially the closest thing to a funny April Fool's Day gag I heard this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 04:26 AM) Well, it's official - my daughter telling me that our car got a flat tire is officially the closest thing to a funny April Fool's Day gag I heard this year. You didn't get a chuckle out of The Google's TiSP? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 09:08 AM) You didn't get a chuckle out of The Google's TiSP? As a stand-alone joke, it was OK, but it didn't really work for me as an April Fool's joke. Truth is, I think the whole April Fool's thing is over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(The Critic @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 10:20 AM) As a stand-alone joke, it was OK, but it didn't really work for me as an April Fool's joke. Truth is, I think the whole April Fool's thing is over. Uh, yeah, it's now April 2nd. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 09:30 AM) Uh, yeah, it's now April 2nd. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 2, 2007 Author Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 09:30 AM) Uh, yeah, it's now April 2nd. Duh. Or maybe, we are all playing a joke on you and it's really April 1, Sunday, and you don't need to be working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 2, 2007 Share Posted April 2, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 10:21 AM) Or maybe, we are all playing a joke on you and it's really April 1, Sunday, and you don't need to be working. That would be a cruel, CRUEL joke. Did I mention it would be cruel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zimne piwo Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 Too bad Bill Murray couldn't keep reliving April Fool's Day, that would have been a riot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 QUOTE(zimne piwo @ Apr 3, 2007 -> 06:06 AM) Too bad Bill Murray couldn't keep reliving April Fool's Day, that would have been a riot! nah, you got to appreciate the groundhog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DePloderer Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Apr 2, 2007 -> 06:45 AM) He did post this on April 1st Not here he didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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