Controlled Chaos Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 ACCORDING TO A NEWS REPORT, A CERTAIN SCHOOL IN TULSA, OK WAS RECENTLY FACED WITH A UNIQUE PROBLEM. A NUMBER OF 12-YEAR-OLD GIRLS WERE BEGINNING TO USE LIPSTICK AND WOULD PUT IT ON IN THE WASHROOM. THAT WAS FINE, BUT AFTER THEY PUT ON THEIR LIPSTICK THEY WOULD PRESS THEIR LIPS TO THE MIRROR LEAVING DOZENS OF LITTLE LIP PRINTS. EVERY NIGHT, THE MAINTENANCE MAN WOULD REMOVE THEM AND THE NEXT DAY THE GIRLS WOULD PUT THEM BACK. FINALLY THE PRINCIPAL DECIDED THAT SOMETHING HAD TO BE DONE. HE CALLED ALL THE GIRLS TO THE WASHROOM AND MET THEM THERE WITH THE MAINTENANCE MAN. HE EXPLAINED THAT ALL THESE LIP PRINTS WERE CAUSING A MAJOR PROBLEM FOR THE CUSTODIAN WHO HAD TO CLEAN THE MIRRORS EVERY NIGHT. TO DEMONSTRATE HOW DIFFICULT IT HAD BEEN TO CLEAN THE MIRRORS, HE ASKED THE MAINTENANCE MAN TO SHOW THE GIRLS HOW MUCH EFFORT WAS REQUIRED. HE TOOK OUT A LONG-HANDLED SQUEEGEE, DIPPED IT IN THE TOILET, AND CLEANED THE MIRROR WITH IT. SINCE THEN THERE HAVE BEEN NO LIP PRINTS ON THE MIRROR. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: THERE ARE TEACHERS, AND THEN THERE ARE EDUCATORS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve9347 Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 pretty damned funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Awesome. Absolutely awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Thats good stuff. I hope one of them didnt get it and kept doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 lol funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HuskyCaucasian Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I totally misread the title. I thought it was "Kissing Minors"! My first thoguth was, "not another teacher / student sex problem!" PS: AWESOME story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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