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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 02:33 PM)
Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life.

 

Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . .

 

I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's."

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QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 03:38 PM)
I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's."

 

 

With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile.

 

(Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.)

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QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 02:49 PM)
With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile.

 

(Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.)

 

That's not Ben Davis...that's Miguel OlivO.

 

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I want to thank everyone for being here. I've got a quick statement and then I'll take questions.

 

As you may have heard, the rumor that Jessica Alba and I (Guillen13) are an item, has been running rampant over multiple websites. The tubes are filled with high level chatter about the alleged affair between myself and Jessica. At this time I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors, yet continue to encourage any and all guys with websites to continue reporting this story in the most certain of terms. Yes, one person claimed to see Ms. Alba and I "canoodling" when in fact as far as I can say we were "hobnobbing" with the occasional "lollygag" by myself and Jessica, according to a source that is me.

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