Texsox Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I saw Moises Alou at the Urologists, he wanted to shake my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Oscar Gamble cut in front of me at the barber shop, then the bastard took up two chairs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I saw David Wells in the hospital. He asked why I was there and i said i broke my leg...he called me a liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUILLEN Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Ron Santo asked Heather Mills for the last dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 So this went from Sox catchers to Sox players to anyone?? I saw Mo Green at Lens Crafters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 QUOTE(Controlled Chaos @ Apr 26, 2007 -> 03:08 PM) I saw Mo Green at Lens Crafters. Did you tell him Poppy Hidalgo sleeps with the fishes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Wow, this only went to 80 posts. I just saw Mark Buerhle wearing a Sox cap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Wilton Guerrero sold me the cork stoppers for my wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Sherm Lollar LOLd at my joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUILLEN Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Gary Redus asked for my A/S/L !!! MAS PUTO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSHAWKS Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Esther Canseco blew me last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I saw Steve Lyons yesterday, and he told me I had a nice belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 I gave Craig Grebeck a paper cut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan562004 Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 (edited) I spoke to Ivan Caulderon on a ouija board and he gave me advice on gold chains Edited April 27, 2007 by SoxFan562004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life. Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 02:33 PM) Greg Walker is planning on screwing up all of our hitters for life. Oh. . . wait, nevermind. . . I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 03:38 PM) I told FlaSoxxJim that he had one too many "x" in his screen name. He kissed me. I thanked my lucky stars there weren't any extra "o's." With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile. (Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUILLEN Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Carl Everett mows my neighbors yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 04:48 PM) Sherm Lollar LOLd at my joke. Winner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 02:49 PM) With FlaSoxxJim, there's always extra O's. Mrs. FlaSoxx always wears a smile. (Of course, that may have something to do with my regularly having to chase a half-dressed Ben Davis out of my house by threatening him with a large wooden spoon.) That's not Ben Davis...that's Miguel OlivO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 28, 2007 Share Posted April 28, 2007 QUOTE(MSHAWKS @ Apr 27, 2007 -> 01:57 PM) Esther Canseco blew me last night. Better get yourself checked for lesions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUILLEN Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 I want to thank everyone for being here. I've got a quick statement and then I'll take questions. As you may have heard, the rumor that Jessica Alba and I (Guillen13) are an item, has been running rampant over multiple websites. The tubes are filled with high level chatter about the alleged affair between myself and Jessica. At this time I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors, yet continue to encourage any and all guys with websites to continue reporting this story in the most certain of terms. Yes, one person claimed to see Ms. Alba and I "canoodling" when in fact as far as I can say we were "hobnobbing" with the occasional "lollygag" by myself and Jessica, according to a source that is me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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