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QUOTE(The Critic @ May 1, 2007 -> 07:36 PM)
First I ask them how the weather is up there. (That's always an awesome ice-breaker)

Then I challenge them to a slam-dunk contest. (I let them win)

Then I ask them to clean my gutters for me. (Selfish pricks always say no)

Then I think of original nicknames for them like Stretch or Phone Pole or or Stilts or Manute Bol.

They usually get pissed at some point, but I just keep running through their legs and they get frustrated cuz they can't catch me all the way down here.

Then, to be nice, I offer them a ride wherever they're going, and I let them know it's cool cuz my car has a sunroof for their head.

 

So yeah, we get along.

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 2, 2007 -> 11:04 AM)
I guess this means we have a new leader in the race for "Most Shameful Self-Promotion" :P

Rookies. Pros in self promotion know to use the witty response to an even more witty post that they themselves provided. ;)

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From the American Idol thread... BeeGees hate always wins with me :)

 

QUOTE(retro1983hat @ May 9, 2007 -> 01:49 PM)
Last night completely blew. They all sucked. Bad night for BeeGees tunes. My pick: LaKisha to go.

 

QUOTE(Soxy @ May 9, 2007 -> 12:56 PM)
Is there ever a good night for BeeGees tunes?
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QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:03 PM)
Birds.

 

QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:04 PM)
I was thinking the same thing. Whats with all the seagulls?

 

QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:06 PM)
They all know Wrigley is the perfect place to take a s***.

 

A happy conclusion to a happy thread about the happy conclusion of this unhappy series.

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The yuks just keep on coming... From the "That's so Gay ruling" thread

 

QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ May 21, 2007 -> 11:02 AM)
Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid".

 

In other words, turn it into a homophone!

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  • 2 weeks later...

In the "Cicada night at the Cell" Thread SS2k5 delivered this gem!

 

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 7, 2007 -> 06:07 AM)
I wonder if our offense is going to show up every 17 years now?

 

 

Ironically, Mike comes up with a good one every 17 years, also.

:P

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QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 13, 2007 -> 01:00 AM)
If I'm KW I'm trying pretty damn hard right now to move Cintron and Mackowaik to contenders looking for utility infielders. Get a couple s*** prospects for them and fill their roster spots with Tony Eusebio and Don Baylor.

Kalapse, wanting Fields to play every day at 3B.

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Fun with Barry Manilow:

 

QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 19, 2007 -> 01:19 PM)
This girl has Barry in her CD player - so loud I am waking up singing Copacabana several times a week - and it's been there since at least mid March.

 

 

QUOTE(Soxy @ Jun 19, 2007 -> 01:28 PM)
You should have her brought up for violating your basic human rights. I would call Amnesty International. . . :D
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