knightni Posted May 1, 2007 Share Posted May 1, 2007 (edited) Go on with your funny selves...if you dare. Edited May 1, 2007 by knightni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 QUOTE(The Critic @ May 1, 2007 -> 07:36 PM) First I ask them how the weather is up there. (That's always an awesome ice-breaker) Then I challenge them to a slam-dunk contest. (I let them win) Then I ask them to clean my gutters for me. (Selfish pricks always say no) Then I think of original nicknames for them like Stretch or Phone Pole or or Stilts or Manute Bol. They usually get pissed at some point, but I just keep running through their legs and they get frustrated cuz they can't catch me all the way down here. Then, to be nice, I offer them a ride wherever they're going, and I let them know it's cool cuz my car has a sunroof for their head. So yeah, we get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 Dan in response to funky lookin car: "What the gay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo's Drinker Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 QUOTE(Dan @ May 2, 2007 -> 10:52 AM) Dan in response to funky lookin car: "What the gay?" you cant nominate yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 he said go with your funny selves if you dare. i dared....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 QUOTE(Jimbo @ May 2, 2007 -> 10:53 AM) you cant nominate yourself. I guess this means we have a new leader in the race for "Most Shameful Self-Promotion" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 2, 2007 Share Posted May 2, 2007 QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ May 2, 2007 -> 11:04 AM) I guess this means we have a new leader in the race for "Most Shameful Self-Promotion" Rookies. Pros in self promotion know to use the witty response to an even more witty post that they themselves provided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted May 7, 2007 Share Posted May 7, 2007 In response to the Leo wearing a Sox hat thread: QUOTE(Al Lopez @ May 6, 2007 -> 09:44 PM) Well you know he was in Titanic, so he knows a little something about sinking ships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Posted May 9, 2007 From the American Idol thread... BeeGees hate always wins with me QUOTE(retro1983hat @ May 9, 2007 -> 01:49 PM) Last night completely blew. They all sucked. Bad night for BeeGees tunes. My pick: LaKisha to go. QUOTE(Soxy @ May 9, 2007 -> 12:56 PM) Is there ever a good night for BeeGees tunes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 QUOTE(knightni @ May 12, 2007 -> 11:36 PM) So, Gooch is struggling... Does this mean that Greg Walker learned Japanese? Knight in the Juan Uribe 2 hole thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 Time to fight amongst ourselves over who is a better White Sox fan -Greg the Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 QUOTE(greasywheels121 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:03 PM) Birds. QUOTE(SoxFan1 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:04 PM) I was thinking the same thing. Whats with all the seagulls? QUOTE(Rowand44 @ May 20, 2007 -> 06:06 PM) They all know Wrigley is the perfect place to take a s***. A happy conclusion to a happy thread about the happy conclusion of this unhappy series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 From the ever so hooooot picture in the "Friends never let friends" thread... QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ May 18, 2007 -> 04:41 PM) id tap it, only because im going through a cold stretch though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 21, 2007 Share Posted May 21, 2007 The yuks just keep on coming... From the "That's so Gay ruling" thread QUOTE(Mplssoxfan @ May 21, 2007 -> 11:02 AM) Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid". In other words, turn it into a homophone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 22, 2007 Author Share Posted May 22, 2007 GrindErstad tongue-in-cheek by Capn12 QUOTE(Capn12 @ May 22, 2007 -> 01:36 AM) "God damn it!! I hate when Erstad does something that helps us win!! Stupid bastard, I hate him!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Just change the spelling of "gay" to "ghey" when you mean "that's stupid". In other words, turn it into a homophone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted June 3, 2007 Share Posted June 3, 2007 (edited) That looks like readings from the stock market not major league pitchers. Greg The Bull Luzinski, responding to a comment about the ERA's of our bullpen pitchers. Edited June 3, 2007 by whitesoxfan101 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 4, 2007 Share Posted June 4, 2007 A nice laugh out of a trade proposal in the Dye for Abreu thread QUOTE(Al Lopez @ Jun 3, 2007 -> 07:56 AM) I know nothing about the shortstop, but I'm for any trade that lets me say "Hu's on short." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 In the "Cicada night at the Cell" Thread SS2k5 delivered this gem! QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Jun 7, 2007 -> 06:07 AM) I wonder if our offense is going to show up every 17 years now? Ironically, Mike comes up with a good one every 17 years, also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 From the Joe Crede DL thread QUOTE(vandy125 @ Jun 7, 2007 -> 11:39 AM) Did you recently stay at a Holiday Inn Express? QUOTE(thedoctor @ Jun 7, 2007 -> 11:57 AM) nah. they don't have the coin-operated beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IlliniKrush Posted June 13, 2007 Share Posted June 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 13, 2007 -> 01:00 AM) If I'm KW I'm trying pretty damn hard right now to move Cintron and Mackowaik to contenders looking for utility infielders. Get a couple s*** prospects for them and fill their roster spots with Tony Eusebio and Don Baylor. Kalapse, wanting Fields to play every day at 3B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 20, 2007 Author Share Posted June 20, 2007 Fun with Barry Manilow: QUOTE(Steff @ Jun 19, 2007 -> 01:19 PM) This girl has Barry in her CD player - so loud I am waking up singing Copacabana several times a week - and it's been there since at least mid March. QUOTE(Soxy @ Jun 19, 2007 -> 01:28 PM) You should have her brought up for violating your basic human rights. I would call Amnesty International. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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