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Some play-by-play from discussions about a certain sleazy CEO in the Buster...

 

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 10:09 AM)
The heart wants what the heart wants.

 

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 01:31 PM)
That isn't always the intention when a boss and employee are having sex...

 

QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 01:50 PM)
You are correct. What the penis and vagina want, is usually what the penis and vagina get.
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QUOTE(BearSox @ Jul 9, 2007 -> 05:22 PM)
Well, IIRC, Shingo being on the team helped get Iguchi to sign with us in the first place. Also, IIRC, Ichiro being on Seattle helped them land Johjima.

 

 

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jul 9, 2007 -> 05:30 PM)
So did having Mac on the team help us land other crappy relievers?
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  • 3 weeks later...

I think Hawk actually died during the world series parade, and this is a robot.

 

 

IF (INNINGS=<3;STRIKEOUTS=>4;HITS=<2) goto "CY_YOUNGIFICATION";

GOTO PITCHING

PITCHING: IF WALKS=>2;goto "TEACUP_AND_YELL" REPEAT 10 TIMES;

GOTO UMPS

IF SOX RUNS<OPPOSITION RUNS EXECUTE "SCREAM_AT_THE_UMP" SUBROUTINE.

 

ECHO "GABNUBIT, AL KALINE, MERCY, STRETCH"

 

 

 

 

by SSI71

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QUOTE(briguy27 @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 12:13 PM)
I heard about her, too. I hear she can bench press about 400 pounds :headbang :lolhitting

 

 

QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 01:23 PM)
I know I can't; how 'bout you?

 

 

QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 01:37 PM)
Suuuure I can...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...not all at once, though. :ph34r:

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I think e can end the month with this gem about Freddie and his relationship to science from 3E8:

 

 

Newton's 3 Laws of Freddy Garcia

 

1. A Freddy Garcia in a state of bad, will tend to stay in a state of bad

2. Freddy = MangledArm

3. For every pitch there is an equal and opposite hit

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QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 13, 2007 -> 09:39 PM)
So what is the deal here? Am I the only one who remembers when these QOTM pages would be at the very least 3 pages? Now we are lucky to get one full page. Have we all started sucking as of late?

 

we are far too lazy

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From the Marcel Marceau dies thread

 

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 23, 2007 -> 10:21 PM)
In related news, fellow mimes around the globe are experiencing some difficulty as they try to travel to the funeral. Many are reportedly stuck in large, invisible boxes, while the forward momentum of several others appear to be impeded by strong winds which they, inexplicably, keep trying to walk against.
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Hey if Bill gets to do his job of Middle East peace while getting someone slobbering on his nob, can you really hate on a cop for needing a little love?

 

ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster....

 

1/2 because "slobbering on his nob"

1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little.

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QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Sep 24, 2007 -> 09:41 AM)
ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster....

 

1/2 because "slobbering on his nob"

1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little.

 

maybe someone here can give you advice on how to get around the gag reflex

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 08:39 AM)
It is annoying that I use less electricity then last year and pay 30% more.

 

 

QUOTE(Heads22 @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 08:46 AM)
You don't need to plug in your fancy tinfoil hat.

 

Nice one Heads :lolhitting

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QUOTE(GOD @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 10:28 PM)
wow why even bother playing the season, BP can tell us the standings before the season starts. That is really impressive.

 

 

QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 10:33 PM)
Pretty tough to disagree with God, so I'm thinking baseball should definitely go that route.

 

 

QUOTE(RME JICO @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 11:14 PM)
amen?

 

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FlaSoxxJim "Posting Drunk"? Nahhh.

 

QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 5, 2007 -> 03:44 PM)
I can look back at my old posts and immediately pick out the ones I posted while hammered. . . or huffing aerosol, snorting crack, licking toads, or shooting heroin directly into my carotid artery. Those are the posts where I find myself agreeing with Kap about politics.

:P

 

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QUOTE(Soxy @ Oct 9, 2007 -> 10:21 AM)

I don't lick. I scrape the lid against the rim of the container so I'm not wasting either.

 

 

For some reason I'm kinda disappointed...

 

 

from the yogurt thread...

 

 

(c'mon people...spread the love...soxtalk is a funny place...give people credit!)

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