knightni Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 (edited) Following is a continuance of the aberrant amalgam that is soxtalk. Edited November 1, 2007 by knightni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted July 3, 2007 Share Posted July 3, 2007 Some play-by-play from discussions about a certain sleazy CEO in the Buster... QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 10:09 AM) The heart wants what the heart wants. QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 01:31 PM) That isn't always the intention when a boss and employee are having sex... QUOTE(Steff @ Jul 3, 2007 -> 01:50 PM) You are correct. What the penis and vagina want, is usually what the penis and vagina get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 7, 2007 Author Share Posted July 7, 2007 From the Japanese CF Kosuke Fukodome thread: QUOTE(Flash Tizzle @ Jul 6, 2007 -> 05:54 PM) Fukodome -- two players enter, one player leaves. Get on it, Brooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 9, 2007 Author Share Posted July 9, 2007 QUOTE(BearSox @ Jul 9, 2007 -> 05:22 PM) Well, IIRC, Shingo being on the team helped get Iguchi to sign with us in the first place. Also, IIRC, Ichiro being on Seattle helped them land Johjima. QUOTE(Heads22 @ Jul 9, 2007 -> 05:30 PM) So did having Mac on the team help us land other crappy relievers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 In the Antoine walker got Robbed Thread QUOTE(knightni @ Jul 10, 2007 -> 10:01 PM) Could be worse... The police have been looking for the guy who stole his jumpshot for years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briguy27 Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 I think Hawk actually died during the world series parade, and this is a robot. IF (INNINGS=<3;STRIKEOUTS=>4;HITS=<2) goto "CY_YOUNGIFICATION"; GOTO PITCHING PITCHING: IF WALKS=>2;goto "TEACUP_AND_YELL" REPEAT 10 TIMES; GOTO UMPS IF SOX RUNS<OPPOSITION RUNS EXECUTE "SCREAM_AT_THE_UMP" SUBROUTINE. ECHO "GABNUBIT, AL KALINE, MERCY, STRETCH" by SSI71 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 QUOTE(Linnwood @ Jul 28, 2007 -> 10:00 PM) THE FUSE IS.... eh nevermind.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 QUOTE(briguy27 @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 12:13 PM) I heard about her, too. I hear she can bench press about 400 pounds QUOTE(SleepyWhiteSox @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 01:23 PM) I know I can't; how 'bout you? QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Aug 16, 2007 -> 01:37 PM) Suuuure I can... ...not all at once, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 22 days in between quotable Soxtalkage?? Damn, we suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 I think e can end the month with this gem about Freddie and his relationship to science from 3E8: Newton's 3 Laws of Freddy Garcia 1. A Freddy Garcia in a state of bad, will tend to stay in a state of bad 2. Freddy = MangledArm 3. For every pitch there is an equal and opposite hit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 So what is the deal here? Am I the only one who remembers when these QOTM pages would be at the very least 3 pages? Now we are lucky to get one full page. Have we all started sucking as of late? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Sep 13, 2007 -> 09:39 PM) So what is the deal here? Am I the only one who remembers when these QOTM pages would be at the very least 3 pages? Now we are lucky to get one full page. Have we all started sucking as of late? we are far too lazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 QUOTE(witesoxfan @ Sep 14, 2007 -> 03:32 AM) we are far too lazy yeah, far too critical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 22, 2007 Author Share Posted September 22, 2007 From the Brady Bunch lesbian fling thread. QUOTE(Alpha Dog @ Sep 21, 2007 -> 05:03 PM) Greg got mom, Marsha got Jan, and yet, Middle Buffalo got nothing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 From the Marcel Marceau dies thread QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Sep 23, 2007 -> 10:21 PM) In related news, fellow mimes around the globe are experiencing some difficulty as they try to travel to the funeral. Many are reportedly stuck in large, invisible boxes, while the forward momentum of several others appear to be impeded by strong winds which they, inexplicably, keep trying to walk against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 Hey if Bill gets to do his job of Middle East peace while getting someone slobbering on his nob, can you really hate on a cop for needing a little love? ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster.... 1/2 because "slobbering on his nob" 1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Sep 24, 2007 -> 09:41 AM) ss2k5 in Trooper Sex thread in the buster.... 1/2 because "slobbering on his nob" 1/2 because I vomitted in my mouth a little. maybe someone here can give you advice on how to get around the gag reflex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted September 24, 2007 Share Posted September 24, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Sep 24, 2007 -> 11:14 AM) maybe someone here can give you advice on how to get around the gag reflex hahahaha... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted September 25, 2007 Share Posted September 25, 2007 QUOTE(kapkomet @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 08:39 AM) It is annoying that I use less electricity then last year and pay 30% more. QUOTE(Heads22 @ Sep 25, 2007 -> 08:46 AM) You don't need to plug in your fancy tinfoil hat. Nice one Heads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 QUOTE(GOD @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 10:28 PM) wow why even bother playing the season, BP can tell us the standings before the season starts. That is really impressive. QUOTE(CWSGuy406 @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 10:33 PM) Pretty tough to disagree with God, so I'm thinking baseball should definitely go that route. QUOTE(RME JICO @ Sep 30, 2007 -> 11:14 PM) amen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Sailing - Christopher Cross Make sure you throw a tarp down to catch all the vomit. awesome. nothing like cheesy contemporary christian to induce vomitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 I just love this response: QUOTE(Reddy @ Oct 2, 2007 -> 11:56 AM) although right now i have a streak of drinking every night since last wednesday - it's the DRINK FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT CHALLENGE!!! maybe more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 (Rex Hudler @ Oct 1, 2007 -> 11:10 PM) I haven't added to my two collections recently. Check out my balls and bobbleheads. From Southsider2k5 [snickers] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 FlaSoxxJim "Posting Drunk"? Nahhh. QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 5, 2007 -> 03:44 PM) I can look back at my old posts and immediately pick out the ones I posted while hammered. . . or huffing aerosol, snorting crack, licking toads, or shooting heroin directly into my carotid artery. Those are the posts where I find myself agreeing with Kap about politics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 QUOTE(Soxy @ Oct 9, 2007 -> 10:21 AM) I don't lick. I scrape the lid against the rim of the container so I'm not wasting either. For some reason I'm kinda disappointed... from the yogurt thread... (c'mon people...spread the love...soxtalk is a funny place...give people credit!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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