Jump to content

Official Soxtalk.com: Rumor Mill!


MurcieOne

Recommended Posts

He wants a mult-year contract that guarentees him $5.00 a game in the end and some of the guys pornos, so he can do something in his spare time....he wants this to be an enjoyable stay. He said he also wants around 20 24-packs of Mountain Dew and an X-Box, a PS2, and a Gamecube. He also wants the Cubs to lose and wants the ice cream man to stop buy the stadium twice a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 337
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

I take it Scott Boras is not his agent.

No....Arn Tellum is though.

 

See, his name is Michaelangelo Deportenaldes....but he just goes by Mike Dep....but when he heard that Tellum was the agent of a lot of big-name guys, he decided to hire him. With him being in the 10-12 year old range, he didn't understand the big name concept quite yet.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You don't often see an Italian name and a Greek name coupled like that. That shorter name will sure come in handy when he has to fill in all those little boxes with his name on the SATs and ACTs.

 

I am sure Mike Dep would settle for a lot less porn than zach23 would.

 

And while he might want the ice cream, zach goes for that deep fried fat covered in sugar that Comiskey sells, the ice cream might be cheaper.

 

But zach doesn't have an agent, so I say we sign zach, who didn't even ask for the $5 a day.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yep, I will pitch for the deep fried fat and porn. My daily porn budget will be quite large though. I will only sign a one year deal too. If I am good and they want me back, next year's contract must include sexual favors from top models and porn stars, a blue velvet suit, and a DVD player with all the episodes of "Monty Python" and "Fawlty Towers". And of course funnel cakes and peanut M&M's.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Zach....as long as you are cheap, I'm sure JR and KW will be happy to have you on the roster. They may even bring in Miss Dorito in your avatar..... :blink:

 

Top models? Deep fried fat and porn and all that stuff? Hell, I'll sign with the Sox if I get those kinds of things!

 

Anyways....save me a funnel cake from your contract...I want to see what it feels like to eat a funnel cake that was given to you for pitching in a baseball game.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Isn't that the same contract David Wells asked for when he signed with the Sox?

I think it was.....he may have asked for some new teeth and a personal trainer as well.

 

He also wrote in small print that he wants a McDonald's constructed in his house, so he can have a Big Mac anytime he wants to.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest hotsoxchick1
Isn't that the same contract David Wells asked for when he signed with the Sox?

isnt that how he got his wife???? hell she has got to be the only over priced hooker i know of who can wear a full leather outfit in 90 degree weather, sitting in the full sun and not even break a sweat....

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest hotsoxchick1
I am a little overweight right now, but I don't have a bad back. I could probably do as well as David Wells did.

you would cost us less too.. so we would be able to keep you around for a few seasons.... hell get kw on the phone we got our #3.........

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...