BridgeportHeather Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 But do you by chance still have the old thread saved from the old Sox official site's boards (ya know, the one that was run by Ignite, not this s***ty-ass MLB one) called "Last Night I Meat the Sox," which was started by Big Frank. I think everyone on this board could use a big laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 yes he does.... make him post it.... we could all use a good laugh.......and i cant think of a better way to laugh than sitting back with a beer and reading that.. its a classic.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 15, 2002 Share Posted November 15, 2002 What was the story behind that one - I've seen snippits of it at the "other" site, but never did find out what that was all about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 the story behind Last nite i meat the sox is..... there was this guy who said his name was andrew saber who used to post on the other boards as bigfrank77 or something like that .. .anyhow.. he came to the old boards one nite and posted about his stay at a hotel in downtown chicago with frank, jose, maggs, paulie and other white sox players ... it was a recruitement type of thing (so he claimed) since the sox were so interested in signing him to a deal.... well one thing in the story led to another and belive it or not it became the most talked about post.......he did actually spell meet , meat....and he had popcorn and watched movies on the vcr with the white sox players in their hotel room in downtown chicago.... did you know that the sox stay in a hotel room when they are in town??? i never new that..... but andrew got to spend the nite with them.lmao......can you believe what some people will do for attention.........oh and since his venture with the sox andrew has gone onto careers such as basketball with the oslow kings....a team in the netherlands??? and has played soccer or something and he owns a fine jewerly store in the chicagoland area..... some catch huh???? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Prawn Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 My Lord, that sounds about as ridiculous as ridiculous can get on a message board. I remember BigFrank77, he was rather vulgar, crude and had a poor handle on the English language. I hope Corg posts it, I could use a good laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ncorgbl Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Heather, Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as; You're a VIRGIN??!!! Let's talk about this, girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ncorgbl Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 Okay, I'll behave, kinda... This is the gist of it, I couldn't copy all of it because it was too long. Here it is, copied and recopied, so it may be a little confusing, but, 'Our Legacy' Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 100 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 01:45 PM Some guys who worked for Jerry Reinsdorf, i think there names were Eric Law, and John something, anyway, they invited me to meet the Sox at their Hotel in Chicago so i could introduce myself for next year! Everyone was great, etcept 2 people, chris and Jose did not take a real likeing to me, i guess chris cause i also play center-field, and jose, well i made a joke, i guess i should not have. we were watching a movie, and jose was eating some popcorn and i said, "popcorn, u sure are good at popping, refering to him popping up all the time". evereyone laughed, but jose, i apoligized, but he just gave me a wry look. i got everyone's autograph! I got to meet my hero Frank, i gave him some of my opinons since i watch him so carefully. Frank, Durham, Sirotka, JB, CJ, Mags., Harold, & Simas were particulary nice to me. I loved that night, i was like a kid in a candy store! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: cjt522 on 09/01/00 at 02:44 PM And then you woke up????? RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: baggio on 09/01/00 at 02:59 PM the sox have a hotel in chicago for their players???? thats a first..i figured they would go home and spend time with their families:) RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: Ncorgbl on 09/01/00 at 03:20 PM Can we assume you meant "meet", PLEASE! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: HoosierSoxFan1 on 09/01/00 at 03:24 PM Ncorgbl, For a short post, that one had me laughing out loud for a minute or two. Nicely done. RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:05 PM for god's shake, i meant meet! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: baggio on 09/01/00 at 04:08 PM shouldnt it read..."last night i MET the sox" RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:18 PM geesh, meat, met, meet, it doesn't matter, everyone knew what i meant. if i make the team next year i don't know what i will play. i am a true center-fielder, but we have chris, who i don't see much in, but 5 mill$ joe borchard. Mabye they would put me somewere else, keep me as a utility, 1 start a week utility gut, or mabye( god i hope so), i will start this year untill borchard comes around, oh well i can't wait till next spring training. Right now i am focusing on fy, hopefully new teamates rocking up Shoenweis tonight, and winning the WS! U know how frank is streaky, he has struggled, i feel a hot streak comeing on for him and the sox! Go Sox! Go Frank! RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: num1soxgirl on 09/01/00 at 04:20 PM BigFrank- What division are you starting in? I'm just saying that I don't know if you'll be playing for the Sox right away next year. We'll still look for your stats though. Good luck. RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: BigFrank on 09/01/00 at 04:30 PM my stats in my final college year for Duke were: .422 avg., 13 homers, 55 rbi's, 60 runs, 87 hits, 22 doubles, 3 triples, 4 ibb, 3 sac. flies, 47 walks, and only 11 strikeouts! Have u read my post several old post list back? I have already talked with Mr. Reinsdorf, manuel, and a brief phone conversation w/ Mr. Schuler. They have already said if i do good enough to make the team in spring training, then i will be on the 2001 chicago whitesox roster, they have been me in bp, they know my talent, they know i still have my talent after my injury, the only questio is if i can use my great hitting at ml level! Options RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: chepp on 11/06/00 at 09:42 AM Sorry to dampen everyone's enjoyment of this string. But this is way out of line. We have one of our future White Sox stars posting on our web site, and all we give him is ridicule? I am truly ashamed of all of you. This has gotten way out of line. I am hoping we start hearing some apologies. Now...I'd write more, but I've got a big meeting with Williams, Reinsdorf and Manuel in a few minutes...and Maggs, PK, and Frank keep stealing this mornings Trib from me. And Maggs has eaten ALL of the scrambled eggs that I made for the team this morning!!! I'm telling you, he'd better watch what he eats, or he'll be looking like Fernando Valenzuela in right field!! I'm not sure I like spending the entire winter in the same hotel room with the White Sox. They come to me for advice on hitting, fielding, and scoring with the women, and all I get is grief!!! And I think Jose was up all last night watching SpectraVision (how many times can you watch "Naughty Stewardesses????") And here's the big scoop, A-Rod came by last night and hung with me and the boys. I'm meeting with Boras later today. I think I can get him to drop down from $250-million to $249-million. I'll keep everyone posted!!! ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/06/00 at 10:28 AM Herby, pass the skim milk please. Thanks big guy! ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: zach23 on 11/06/00 at 12:31 PM This post is true!!! Right at this moment I am with the entire Sox team on Dr. Evil's hidden island. We are all plotting a way to kidnap Steinbrenner and ask for a ransom of..... two hundred meeeelion dollars. We will use the money for ARod. The Sox players read this and said that yes, it did happen. Jose said he loves popcorn and movies. His favorites are "Jiffy Pop" and watching "Ishtar". Everyone is here. Andy Kaufman and Elvis are playing air hockey, and Jim Morrison is talking to Jimmy Hoffa about which free agent is the best to sign in 2001. Yesterday we went out to Dr. Evil's baseball field and I pitched to every current major league player. Since I throw 140mph like Sid Finch, I struck all of them out on 3 pitches. Then I batted against every major league pitcher and hit an 800 ft home run off each one. Everyone agreed that I am way to good to play in the majors since I would dominate and win every World Series by myself. So they gave me 1 trillion dollars, the playboy mansion, and all the girls inside to promise I would not play. Today, after hunting aligators with Maggs and Carlos Lee, I played one on one with Michael Jordan and easily beat him. He cried and left the room, so I chased him down to apologize. Later we made friends over a couple of "yoohoos", and I took him to see "Bagger Vance". He loved the movie so much that he said I can come to his house anytime and help him run the Washington Wizards. Tomorrow, I'm going deep sea diving with Konerko, Charles Johnson, and Jerry Manuel. We are going to search for buried treasure. Konerko said "It will be just like an episode of Clutch Cargo". Next week I am scheduled to teach English classes at Duke University with Mark Johnson and Herbert Perry. God knows Duke is in need of a good English teacher. We will spend most of the week on spelling and grammer, since it appears that those areas are in most need of help. All the players tell me they hope the winter goes by slow because they are having so much fun with me on Dr. Evil's island. We have a big party planned in January right before the pitchers and catchers fly back for spring training. Oh, and the true reason Schueler quit..... he lost a bet with me. He bet me that I couldn't run a marathon in 22 minutes. If I won the bet, he would quit and I would be GM. I won of couse, but insisted that they say Ken Williams was GM to hide my secret identity, since I am also a CIA agent. So I am the true GM and will be signing everyone to the Sox next year. Schueler is all upset, because he says he was drunk when he made the bet and didn't know what he was doing. Well, I have to go know. The playboy playmates are waiting for me to join them in the pool. Ray Durham and Josh Paul are barbequeing the aligators we caught today. Next year you are all invited to come to as many games as you want for FREE. ________________________________________ RE: Last night i meat the Sox... Replies aren't allowed in this thread because the reply limit has been reached. 0 Replies Posted by: foxie59 on 11/07/00 at 09:01 AM Zach.... Put down the gun and step away from the car! A-Rod reports it's a package deal... No bigfrank, no A-rod, Boras concurs. _ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted November 16, 2002 Author Share Posted November 16, 2002 Originally posted by NcorgblHeather, Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as; You're a VIRGIN??!!! Let's talk about this, girl! Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 good gosh corg.. thankyou so very much.. each time i reminise about that thread i break into tears of laughter and almost wet my pants.... my sides hurt and i feel like im having a heart attack from the fits of laughter that ring from with inside of me..... my kids think i have lost it laughing at the computer and the neighbors have called the cops at least half a dozen times already.... i think i hear the ambluance coming up the drive now... the men in the white coats are approaching the door.... i cant help myself.. when i read about zachs adventure on dr. evils island i just loose all control.............thanks for keeping the memory alive of andrew saber...............that post will go down in history... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted November 16, 2002 Author Share Posted November 16, 2002 Pretty *good* grammar the guy had for someone with a DUKE education!!! lol....riiiiiiiiiiiiiight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach23 Posted November 16, 2002 Share Posted November 16, 2002 I wonder if Andrew Saber is now employed as a Kenny Williams spy? It would make sense since Andrew, like Kenny, sounds like a complete moron that lives in his own fantasy world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 Heather, first of all, sending you greetings, have missed you greatly onn the MLB boards. Any conversation with BigFrank was an adventure! He'd post on and on abiyt the most unbelievable things - his favorite basketball player was Dirk Nowicki (spelling?) of Dallas and he got riled when you rapped on the Mavs only less rabidly than when anyone critized Frank Thomas. Hope all is well with you at ISU - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted November 17, 2002 Author Share Posted November 17, 2002 Oh, things are always going great at the world's greatest university! I just have two more semesters left after this, and then I go back home for student teaching...and then into the REAL teaching world! Oh, and since I am going to be a high school math teacher, I have MUCH power given me! Such as the power of brainwashing! I will instill a deep passion for Chicago and ISU sports by putting the Hawks, Bears, Sox, Bulls, and Redbirds in my mathematical story problems on exams and homework! Have you heard from BigFrank lately? If so, tell him that I know many English education majors who would be willing to teach him proper grammer! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwsox Posted November 17, 2002 Share Posted November 17, 2002 nothing from BigFrank for a while but will let you know when it happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ncorgbl Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Heather, That's your decision, and an honourable one. However, if you change your mind, and want 'expert' instruction, let me know! The 'meat' post, fortunately, was saved in my file, becuase if I hadn't , we would'vehave it any longer. All 8,000+ posts I ever made prior to the 'KW GIF' are gone, all deleted by MLB. It's not over, either. There will be more, and I may get banned again. Today I posted this; <br><br><center><img src="http://www.uselessgraphics.com/joclown7.gif"></center> 'As the 'war' continues....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird Originally posted by NcorgblHeather, Who cares about 'BigFrank'? There's more important things to discuss, healthy, wholesome things, worldly things, things that college kids do. Such as; You're a VIRGIN??!!! Let's talk about this, girl! Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to. When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg775 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Good for you, Heather. Congrats. You made a wise choice in not giving it up in this day and age. Go girl, go.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hotsoxchick1 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by greg775Good for you, Heather. Congrats. You made a wise choice in not giving it up in this day and age. Go girl, go.! SAID ONE VIRGIN TO ANOTHER............LMAO ONLY KIDDING.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyJohn Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Yes, yes, yes. I am still a virgin, and I will be 21 in 1 1/2 months. I have chosen to live a chaste life until married, and then if/when I get married, I will only share my love with the partner I have tied the vow to. That's terrific, Heather. I was chaste all through college myself, but only because I was a 5'6'' 130 lb. geek. After four years of agony, it's great to come across someone who is chaste by choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BridgeportHeather Posted November 19, 2002 Author Share Posted November 19, 2002 Originally posted by SI1020When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU? Yes, Manchester Hall is still standing and running well. I never lived there though, living in Haynie for the first two years (yes waaaaaaaaaay out in Tri Towers). Definitely the most rowdy dorm here on the lovely ISU campus (man is it quite the dorm of rape as well now a'days). Manchester is only 1 1/2 blocks away from my dorm, which happens to be the tallest college dorm in the world, Watterson Towers. How did you know about Manchester? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SI1020 Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Originally posted by HeatherTheRedbird Originally posted by SI1020When I was a young man just about every young lady I dated shared your sentiments exactly. At least they did when they dated me! On a more serious note I hope you stick to your plan. By the way is the dorm called Manchester still standing at ISU? Yes, Manchester Hall is still standing and running well. I never lived there though, living in Haynie for the first two years (yes waaaaaaaaaay out in Tri Towers). Definitely the most rowdy dorm here on the lovely ISU campus (man is it quite the dorm of rape as well now a'days). Manchester is only 1 1/2 blocks away from my dorm, which happens to be the tallest college dorm in the world, Watterson Towers. How did you know about Manchester? I lived there for a semester a loooooong time ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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