juddling Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Britney Spears is reportedly keen on posing for a Playboy spread. News of the World are claiming that the toubled pop-tart is desperate to do a nude spread for the mag. The mother-of-two, who is on the verge of losing custody of her two-children - was offered US $1 million to pose nude for the mag during the height of her pop career. Earlier this month Spears had a meltdown on the set of her OK! Magazine photo shoot. The Toxic singer reportedly left the shoot wearing US $10,000 worth of borrowed designer items. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capn12 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Yeah heh, sorry Britney, that bird has flown. I think you missed your chance for that a LONG time ago, at least I hope to god you did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrimsonWeltall Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 do not want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 Why would we pay for what she gives away for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 www.perezhilton.com Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! This is enough to send Britney over the edge! K-Fed (with the support of Lynne & Jamie Spears) is in full-on attack mode — determined to save his babies. Just this past week, Kevin filed a motion in court for primary physical custody of his children. And, now, this past weekend, he took it to a whole new level! At 3 A.M. Sunday morning, Federline’s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, initiated a commando-style raid in the dead of the night to serve Alli Sims, Brit’s assistant/cousin, with papers! The papers were served by Aaron Cohen, who owns IMS-Security, an elite Hollywood security firm made up of former Israeli Counter Terror commandos. Life & Style magazine is reporting that at the time of serving, Alli was at an LA house party, and was “absolutely angry” about what was happening, says an eyewitness. Only a few hours earlier, Brit was having dinner in LA with two male friends, totally unaware of the unfolding drama. Life & Style has learned that the documents state that as part of the ongoing custody battle between Spears and Federline, Alli will be grilled about Brit’s parenting skills – everything from whether she drinks too much, does drugs, is always out partying or even changes diapers herself. It’s pretty obvious Tater Tot and Small Fry should be with their dad and grandparents right now. The life of Britney Spears is the best soap opera ever!!! Perez is right, her life is a great soap opera. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 i think i was sometime last week that the Star reported that Britney accused Cletus of sleeping with her mom. Now granted, Britney is a whack job but if Cletus managed to tag both Britney AND mom then i think i would be compelled to give Cletus some props. (if you add in the news from the Star about Jamie Lyn Spears being pregnant I would check Cletus. he seems to be fertile enough to impregnate just by staring.) Now if he managed to get the entire female side of the Spears' family....i will declare him King of the White Trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrunkBomber Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 K Fed pretty much owns all of us at this point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Any moment I spend thinking about her is a giant waste of my time. But as well all know, I'm basically always willing to waste a few minutes . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 Do you guys really think the Playboy airbrush artists couldn't make Brit look like the Brit people always fantasised about? Those people do wonders with average looking women on a daily basis. You do know that NOBODY in the magazine actually looks like you see, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 10:11 AM) Do you guys really think the Playboy airbrush artists couldn't make Brit look like the Brit people always fantasised about? Those people do wonders with average looking women on a daily basis. You do know that NOBODY in the magazine actually looks like you see, right? I totally think that their airbrush artists will make her pretty, but her all-out craziness and everything that has happened will make me see right through the airbrushing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 10:11 AM) Do you guys really think the Playboy airbrush artists couldn't make Brit look like the Brit people always fantasised about? Those people do wonders with average looking women on a daily basis. You do know that NOBODY in the magazine actually looks like you see, right? http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/bikini2.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 C-section scars are hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 11:15 AM) C-section scars are hot. air-brush Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 11:16 AM) air-brush I cant airbrush that out of my mind, no matter how hard i try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steff Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 10:16 AM) air-brush Or she would wear a garter belt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 09:32 AM) Any moment I spend thinking about her is a giant waste of my time. But as well all know, I'm basically always willing to waste a few minutes . . . not to mention the 20 minutes the cialis takes to start "working".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 11:20 AM) Or she would wear a garter belt. Naughty mommy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 11:19 AM) I cant airbrush that out of my mind, no matter how hard i try I agree 100% with you. I just find it silly if anybody actually thinks they can't make her "hot" in looks again (if you ever found her "hot"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted August 13, 2007 Author Share Posted August 13, 2007 Just to be fair and so we can have a good laugh at Cletus...i found this today..... Kevin Federline Pulls A Britney Spears, Goes Where He's Not Wanted Kevin Federline was humiliated when he turned up to "star" in a new film only to discover he had been fired! Kevin arrived for on the set of 'The Night Watchman', which stars Keanu Reeves, after his manager forgot to tell him makers Fox Searchlight had dispensed with his services. A source claimed: "He only had a very small role. However, he was fired from the film and his manager didn't tell him. Kevin found out when he turned up for a wardrobe call." Reports previously suggested Kevin would be "starring opposite" Keanu in the 'The Night Watchman', but Fox Searchlight insist they never even cast him in the first place. Kevin's manager refused to comment on the mix-up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 13, 2007 -> 10:11 AM) Do you guys really think the Playboy airbrush artists couldn't make Brit look like the Brit people always fantasised about? Those people do wonders with average looking women on a daily basis. You do know that NOBODY in the magazine actually looks like you see, right? You bastard, next you'll tell me there is no Santa and that deficit spending doesn't work . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoodAsGould Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 Not that I think Britney is fit lol but it seems to me K-Fed is even worse.... not 2 mention he was the one that was constantly cheating was he not? I dont really keep up with it all so i could be 100% off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Aug 14, 2007 -> 02:07 AM) Not that I think Britney is fit lol but it seems to me K-Fed is even worse.... not 2 mention he was the one that was constantly cheating was he not? I dont really keep up with it all so i could be 100% off. I don't really keep up with it either, but everything I have seen seems to show him as the MUCH more attentive parent. I don't know about the cheating on her, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 QUOTE(SoxFan101 @ Aug 14, 2007 -> 02:07 AM) Not that I think Britney is fit lol but it seems to me K-Fed is even worse.... not 2 mention he was the one that was constantly cheating was he not? I dont really keep up with it all so i could be 100% off. Pick your poison. You can have the cheating, rapping, womanizing(ha!) K-Fed in one hand. Or you can have the partying, beef curtain flashing, crazy as Mike Tyson, Lollipop sucking, driving with baby in the lap Britney Spears in the other hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 QUOTE(Brian @ Aug 12, 2007 -> 02:14 PM) Also, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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