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okso duide i rememerb when me and flipped ou punk got banned for pretebnding to be these other dudes who started a thread saying jon galrdland is hott, but im not gay, but lie we got cauvht and s*** and then i wasnt allowed bakc buty then they let me back and i said i was sorry and i f***inglove klalapse, and wite, ans willy, and so many fuvijkg peiople ike sox ace anmd dude

 

i dont evebn klnow what am saying right now

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QUOTE (Shadows @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 01:04 AM)
okso duide i rememerb when me and flipped ou punk got banned for pretebnding to be these other dudes who started a thread saying jon galrdland is hott, but im not gay, but lie we got cauvht and s*** and then i wasnt allowed bakc buty then they let me back and i said i was sorry and i f***inglove klalapse, and wite, ans willy, and so many fuvijkg peiople ike sox ace anmd dude

 

i dont evebn klnow what am saying right now

Now this is impressive.

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QUOTE (Rowand44 @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 12:34 AM)
Now this is impressive.

 

omg dude i f***ing love you too becayuse weere both dolphin fans and they sucked a dick last year but they have parcells bnow and he is gonna set us int theright firection

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QUOTE (Shadows @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 01:04 AM)
okso duide i rememerb when me and flipped ou punk got banned for pretebnding to be these other dudes who started a thread saying jon galrdland is hott, but im not gay, but lie we got cauvht and s*** and then i wasnt allowed bakc buty then they let me back and i said i was sorry and i f***inglove klalapse, and wite, ans willy, and so many fuvijkg peiople ike sox ace anmd dude

 

i dont evebn klnow what am saying right now

 

:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

 

The love is there bro. :)

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QUOTE (Shadows @ Apr 9, 2008 -> 01:04 AM)
okso duide i rememerb when me and flipped ou punk got banned for pretebnding to be these other dudes who started a thread saying jon galrdland is hott, but im not gay, but lie we got cauvht and s*** and then i wasnt allowed bakc buty then they let me back and i said i was sorry and i f***inglove klalapse, and wite, ans willy, and so many fuvijkg peiople ike sox ace anmd dude

 

i dont evebn klnow what am saying right now

Is this like the online equivalent of drunk dialing??

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The last time I drank I had 5, 20 oz, 11% alcohol, belgium tripple bocks. It was the home opener. I don't remember much past the grand slam. They don't even serve that beer in such large-yet-seemingly-regular portions. Now I know why.

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I'm not terribly drunk (very buzzed woulkd be more appropriate), but I sang a death metal song in Rock Band tonight called D.O.A. Needless to say, I currently have no voice at all.

 

All things ocnsidered, my wording makes sense, and I haven't really misspelled many words. What can I say, I'm a good typer.

 

 

 

haha, I just noticed I misspelled "considered" in that last line. fitting.. I know.

 

an oriioles fan tried talking s*** to me tonigth though, but I just had two words for him: peter angelos. I mean, really. (and yes, I stopped actually editing my misspellings now :()

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QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 13, 2008 -> 03:20 AM)
Am I the only person that can't piss in an actual toilet when drunk? I always miss. I mean badly. I just piss outside when I'm hammered.

Yes.

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