DrunkBomber Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Apr 25, 2008 -> 11:42 PM) Just to clear a few things up... - It was most definitely Orange Gatorade. - I was indeed drinking Busch Light that night. - The point for the Gatorade mention is that I do not go to bed drunk unless I have a Gatorade with me. Gotta love those electrolytes. Prevents cotton mouth and hangovers. - Lastly, I typed it and still have no clue what "T^jod id erweaj." means. I've had 1 experience with Absinthe and I was entirely disappointed. Ya the stuff they have in bars obviously isnt the stuff that is supposed to make you hallucinate and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 I move to re-name this thread "The Official Soxtalk Intoxication Thread". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 QUOTE (Brian @ Apr 27, 2008 -> 02:28 PM) I move to re-name this thread "The Official Soxtalk Intoxication Thread". That would be too hard to identify when drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 27, 2008 Share Posted April 27, 2008 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Apr 27, 2008 -> 10:38 AM) Who hasn't...ah f***....better get tested. Friend called me up, said I decided to start a new trend called slap dancing...was dancing with random people and than would playfully smack them. How I didn't get punched in the face is beyond me. I also apparently got tipped a few times with chicks putting dollar bills in my boxers as I apparently did a stripper dance out on the patio. I know this because I woke up this morning and had a couple dolalr bills in my boxers. this is why you remain a legend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 Last night after a few, a friend decided that it would be a good idea for us to brand him with a metal spatula. This morning he regrets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 27, 2008 -> 06:09 PM) Last night after a few, a friend decided that it would be a good idea for us to brand him with a metal spatula. That sounds like the best, worst-idea ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MHizzle85 Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Apr 28, 2008 -> 12:28 AM) That sounds like the best, worst-idea ever. Oh, it was. Today he tells us he got 2nd degree burns from it. So like good friends we laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 01:52 AM) Oh, it was. Today he tells us he got 2nd degree burns from it. So like good friends we laughed. Is there a something else you should do instead? Because with something like that, I think the only thing you can do is laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 red gatorade _ five o clock + work = giggles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted April 29, 2008 Share Posted April 29, 2008 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 12:34 PM) red gatorade _ five o clock + work = giggles no f***ing way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted April 29, 2008 Author Share Posted April 29, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 29, 2008 -> 01:56 PM) no f***ing way yes f***ing wya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 04:24 AM) I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end. Yeah, I see what you're into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 27, 2008 -> 04:17 AM) Anybody ever bone a girl that when sober you never under any circumstances known to god thought was attractive? Then when you're drunk (that damn vodka) thought she was fine as hell and, well, you know... It happened to me again. I'm so done with vodka. Never ever again. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 03:24 AM) I love big fat titties that can't fit in my mouth. The end. QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 03:53 AM) LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goober Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 06:42 AM) i know, probably the biggest poser i've ever seen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 QUOTE (Tmar @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 03:03 PM) i know, probably the biggest poser i've ever seen It was an obvious connection. The guy just doesnt want to admit that vodka = big boobies in his face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Um, what the hell am I missing? lol. A poser? WTF does that mean? And I don't even remember the two titty posts. I was pretty gone. I'm suprised my spelling was still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 You're secretly a drunk chubby chaser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 02:53 AM) LOL. Get outta here with that s***. I despise fat girls. I like those big round ass tits that are so big they can't fit in you mouth. Real or fake. Doesn't matter. Now see this is what the drunk thread should be about,not mistyping.There should be more regretable embarrassing posts for my enjoyment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (knightni @ May 1, 2008 -> 02:04 AM) You're secretly a drunk chubby chaser. LOL. I get it now. I guess they do have a point. Oprah starts lookin' sexy if I'm drunk enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 1, 2008 -> 12:40 PM) LOL. I get it now. I guess they do have a point. Oprah starts lookin' sexy if I'm drunk enough. I'm sorry to hear that man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan4life_2007 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 1, 2008 -> 12:42 PM) I'm sorry to hear that man. I know. It's the hard s***. It makes me f***in' stupid. I'm already dumb enough sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ May 1, 2008 -> 12:42 PM) I'm sorry to hear that man. With the fortune she has... She looks pretty good to me while sober! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Has the same thread ever won back-to-back Thread of the Year? Because this one just might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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