Heads22 Posted August 23, 2008 Author Share Posted August 23, 2008 ron zook could get a goddamned palestinian to play for israel tech Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Aug 22, 2008 -> 11:37 PM) ron zook could get a goddamned palestinian to play for israel tech this is the funniest truest thing i've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 college is the greatest invention ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik22 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Lay's kettle cooked bbq chips are so damn deliciousssssssssssssssssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I drank free booze tonight from a guy that I hadn't met before tonight. Works with me, it was delicious soco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I just noticed that a little under a week ago on August 17th, this thread celebrated it's one year anniversary. Congrats to what is now a soxtalk tradition, the "i am drunk" thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik22 Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 I have to add Nutty Bars to the list of things that are damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 25, 2008 Share Posted August 25, 2008 I lost my phone over the weekend, and have a major, major gash on the top of my head, and grazes all over my body. Drinking 5 nights in a row (and all day Saturday) will do that to you though I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buehrle>Wood Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 12:46 AM) Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it? Make fun of you for going to classes the first week of school. You'll have all semester for people to isolate you as the smelly, goofy looking kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 QUOTE (Buehrle>Wood @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 12:46 AM) Yeah I'm drunk on a school night, what are you going to do about it? Merely ask you why you are home before 1 AM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 Yay for a teaching class with 6:1 girl:guy ratio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 I bet they're all hideously ugly though (well maybe not for Iowa standards). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 QUOTE (DBAHO @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 12:03 PM) I bet they're all hideously ugly though (well maybe not for Iowa standards). You would be surprised how many girls are genuinely pretty in this part of the country. and how many girls think they are genuinely pretty but should not be wearing that shirt and/or jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 26, 2008 Author Share Posted August 26, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 02:05 PM) You would be surprised how many girls are genuinely pretty in this part of the country. and how many girls think they are genuinely pretty but should not be wearing that shirt and/or jeans Q. F. T. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Yeah midwest girl, even in places like Iowa and Nebraska and the Dakotas and Minnesota are very underrated, there is quality talent. Except in Wisconsin, the talent is very difficult to find up there and most of the talent you do find is originally from Illinois or some other midwest state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chisoxfn Posted August 26, 2008 Share Posted August 26, 2008 Iowa has some of the cutest girls of any state I've ever been too. I hate giving Heads credit, but its true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Aug 26, 2008 -> 03:14 PM) Iowa has some of the cutest girls of any state I've ever been too. I hate giving Heads credit, but its true. Wait, Iowa is still arond? The way Heads was shamelessly promoting the mother nature thread I just assumed all the rainfall created another great lake, and now everyone within it lives like Waterworld. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 27, 2008 Author Share Posted August 27, 2008 QUOTE (Flash Tizzle @ Aug 27, 2008 -> 07:50 AM) Wait, Iowa is still arond? The way Heads was shamelessly promoting the mother nature thread I just assumed all the rainfall created another great lake, and now everyone within it lives like Waterworld. Don't you have some Twins staffers to go jerk off or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash Tizzle Posted August 27, 2008 Share Posted August 27, 2008 QUOTE (Heads22 @ Aug 27, 2008 -> 12:46 PM) Don't you have some Twins staffers to go jerk off or something? yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 Iim nnoit wone to breakj a promnise. imn onhort of eads, ibnvest in hi muy nAMNE Iss blkank nmae taags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (SoxFan1 @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 03:41 AM) Iim nnoit wone to breakj a promnise. imn onhort of eads, ibnvest in hi muy nAMNE Iss blkank nmae taags. "I'm not one to break a promise. I'm (short of ideas?), invest in my name is blank name tags." What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (ChiSox_Sonix @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 07:38 AM) "I'm not one to break a promise. I'm (short of ideas?), invest in my name is blank name tags." What? That's supposed to say "in honor of Heads"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 Got druuuuuuunk tonite. Went to a f***in dance party with the ISU basketball team f***in 6-11 guys breakin it down on teh floor man,nn f***in crazy, totally won a danceofff,,,,,,,get low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heads22 Posted August 31, 2008 Author Share Posted August 31, 2008 loookin for somethin to dooooo..... i jsut left my buddies place and theres nothin to do here, but who wants to sleep at 3:26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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