Texsox Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Pet camel kills Australian woman while apparently trying to have sex BRISBANE, Australia (AP) - An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday. The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 600 kilometres west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said. The 10-month-old male camel - weighing about 150 kilograms - knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behaviour, Gregory said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I..um...is...er...eh...is it wrong I chuckled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 So what does the Camel smoke after sex??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 QUOTE(juddling @ Aug 19, 2007 -> 05:32 PM) So what does the Camel smoke after sex??????? Canels, natch. No filters. Unless it's a candy-ass camel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Guess our camels are just a bit more friskier down here I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Brings a whole new meaning to a camels hump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 QUOTE(DBAH0 @ Aug 19, 2007 -> 07:39 PM) Guess our camels are just a bit more friskier down here I suppose. They have to be so they can be ready to get some marsupial strange if the opportunity arises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Shoot the camel. Before it kills again. Edited August 19, 2007 by Gregory Pratt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasox24 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Man, that just grosses me out b/c I think about what if that happened to me. Getting f***ed in the ass by a camel... Not so funny anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 QUOTE(dasox24 @ Aug 20, 2007 -> 04:03 AM) Man, that just grosses me out b/c I think about what if that happened to me. Getting f***ed in the ass by a camel... Not so funny anymore. You are assuming that you are even attractive to camels to begin with. Maybe to a camel you are just plain fugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman f**kin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: You think "A woman f***in' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman f***ing a horse. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her. Andy Stitzer: Yeah. Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse! Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juddling Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I wonder if she was sporting a camel-toe at the time????? Maybe that's what attracted the animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 QUOTE(juddling @ Aug 21, 2007 -> 09:23 AM) I wonder if she was sporting a camel-toe at the time????? Maybe that's what attracted the animal. And this camel just so happened to have a foot fetish...I guess it's possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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