FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:21 PM) Going slightly off because my son just discoved Warren Zevon He's the hairy, hairy gent, who ran amok in Kent. Lately he's been overheard in Mayfair. You better stay away from him, he'll rip your lungs out Jim. Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor. and aren't werewolves and vampires close enough? next Topic: Censorship Zappa, The Central Scrutinizer (Joe's Garage, Act II Scene 1) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE). Next: Vampires. Not panzy-azz werewolves. Vampires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Rolling Stones on the Ed Sullivan Show "Let's Spend Some Time Together Now I need you more than ever." Next topic: midgets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 12:33 PM) Zappa, The Central Scrutinizer (Joe's Garage, Act II Scene 1) This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential consequences of various ordinary everyday activities you might be performing which could eventually lead to The Death Penalty (or affect your parent's credit rating). Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you who do wrong things . . . and many of them were driven to these crimes by a horrible force called MUSIC! Our studies have shown that this horrible force is so dangerous to society at large that laws are being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever! Cruel and inhuman punishments are being carefully described in tiny paragraphs so they won't conflict with the Constitution (which, itself, is being modified in order to accomodate THE FUTURE). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 (edited) QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:34 PM) Rolling Stones on the Ed Sullivan Show "Let's Spend Some Time Together Now I need you more than ever." Next topic: midgets FZ (yet again), Camarillo Brillo She had a snake for a pet and an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf but she wasnt done yet She had gray-green skin. A doll with a pin I told her she was alright but I couldnt come in Still on vampires Edited October 26, 2007 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 26, 2007 Author Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 12:37 PM) FZ (yet again), Camarillo Brillo She had a snake for a pet and an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf but she wasnt done yet She had gray-green skin. A doll with a pin I told her she was alright but I couldnt come in Still on vampires Vampires? A Little Neil Young I'm a vampire, babe, suckin' blood from the earth I'm a vampire, baby, suckin' blood from the earth. Well, I'm a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth. I had to google that one. Anyone else with Vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 02:02 PM) Vampires? A Little Neil Young I'm a vampire, babe, suckin' blood from the earth I'm a vampire, baby, suckin' blood from the earth. Well, I'm a vampire, babe, sell you twenty barrels worth. I had to google that one. Anyone else with Vampire? See? How hard was that? I had 4 in mind, including that one (no Googling needed, mind you). The no-brainer, was Sting's "Moon Over Bourbon Street." More obscure unless you are a Midwest power pop enthusiast is "Aches and Pains" by Adrian Belew's band The Bears: Aches and Pains, I hear some women have fangs. I'lll help you count your scars tomorrow And, completely obscure unless you are a Todd Head is Utopia's "Rock Love": Let me be your protection, keep the vampires off your neck Sample your wine and stay so near that youll never have a thing to fear Get thee behind me, Satan! See? Piece of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Cake? Cibo Matto - "Birthday Cake" Do you have a headache or heartbreak? Are you made or broken by the birthday cake? You may be slow on the uptake I pour pot in the birthday cake So what! say what! for my own sake Next topic: Butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(Rex Kicka** @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 03:20 PM) Cake? Cibo Matto - "Birthday Cake" Do you have a headache or heartbreak? Are you made or broken by the birthday cake? You may be slow on the uptake I pour pot in the birthday cake So what! say what! for my own sake Next topic: Butter This Long-Distance Dedication goes out all the other really old SoxTalkers. Released in 1968 by the Foundations, and hitting number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, it's Build Me Up, Buttercup. Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby just to let me down and mess me around? And then worst of all you never call, baby, hen you say you will, but I love you still. Next: salad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 12:37 PM) FZ (yet again), Camarillo Brillo She had a snake for a pet and an amulet And she was breeding a dwarf but she wasnt done yet She had gray-green skin. A doll with a pin I told her she was alright but I couldnt come in Still on vampires Have I ever told you I love you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 04:31 PM) This Long-Distance Dedication goes out all the other really old SoxTalkers. Released in 1968 by the Foundations, and hitting number 3 on the Billboard Hot 100, it's Build Me Up, Buttercup. Why do you build me up Buttercup, baby just to let me down and mess me around? And then worst of all you never call, baby, hen you say you will, but I love you still. Next: salad Elvis, who I am certain covered someone Polk Salad Annie, gator got your granny Topic: Jilted at the alter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 QUOTE(Texsox @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 08:53 PM) Elvis, who I am certain covered someone Polk Salad Annie, gator got your granny Topic: Jilted at the alter You'll have to settle for jilted and in the general vicinity... Way down below there's a half a million people Somewhere there's a church with a big tall steeple Inside the church, all filled with flowers Wedding bells are ringing. They shoulda been ours. That's why I'm so lonely way up above High on the mountain of love. Topic: Any US President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Frank Zappa - Dickie's Such an Asshole Won't somebody kindly tell me, What's the government is tryin' t' do... Dickie's just to tricky For a chump like me to use You take that sub-committee seriously, boy You could get a seizure from the evenin' news [...] The man in the White House -- oooh! He's got a conscience black as sin! There's just one thing I wanna know -- How'd that asshole ever manage to get in? Next: pi, and no, not the food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 (edited) You asked for it! I did three chicks then I pointed at the doorA girl entered in so that made it fourI snapped one time in came another fiveAdd 'em all up and that makes nineThe average age 26.5Now that's what I call gettin' some piNext: Stupid People Edited October 27, 2007 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 (edited) I did want to stop using Zappa songs, but I can't help it with this one: Zappa - Dumb all Over They call it the earth Which is a dumb kinda name But they named it right cause we behave the same... We are dumb all over Dumb all over, Yes we are Dumb all over, Near n far Dumb all over, Black n white People, we is not wrapped tight Next: the color orange (fantastic video btw) Edited October 27, 2007 by Felix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 (edited) QUOTE(Felix @ Oct 27, 2007 -> 10:15 AM) I did want to stop using Zappa songs, but I can't help it with this one: Next: the color orange Burt Ward (Robin, Boy Wonder) I was walking along, minding my business When out of an orange-colored sky . . . FLASH! BAM! ALAKAZAM! Wonderful you came by Elliot Ingber of the Mothers of Invention played guitar on this record. On the flip-side "Boy Wonder, I Love You", Roy Estrada and Jimmy Carl "I'm the Indian of the group" Black also played bass and drums. This thing was produced by Frank Zappa. Kinda weird. Next topic: Bats Edited October 27, 2007 by BigEdWalsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 27, 2007 -> 11:35 AM) Burt Ward (Robin, Boy Wonder) I was walking along, minding my business When out of an orange-colored sky . . . FLASH! BAM! ALAKAZAM! Wonderful you came by Elliot Ingber of the Mothers of Invention played guitar on this record. On the flip-side "Boy Wonder, I Love You", Roy Estrada and Jimmy Carl "I'm the Indian of the group" Black also played bass and drums. This thing was produced by Frank Zappa. Kinda weird. Next topic: Bats Can it be anyone else but Meatloaf with Bat out of Hell? Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when morning comes Next Topic: Food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Kickass Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 Cibo Matto - "Spoon" Can't find the spoon that we once had. The sugar cube will melt no more. Next topic: Sugar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 I was going to keep the Zappa Love Fest going with some Beefheart battiness, but Meatloaf works too. A chain with yellow lights that glistens like oil beads On its slick smooth trunk that trails behind on tracks, and thumps A wing hangs limp and retreats Bat chain puller, puller, puller Sugar: How and Oldie but Goodie from Rhonda Weiss and the Rhondettes They say you gave rats cancer and I say that can't be true Because you're just so very sweet, that's something you'd never do I love you, I needed you, we had a fine relation 'Till last week when it was ruined by the Food and Drug Administration And I can look everywhere from Arkansas to Akron But, sugar there's no sugar substitute to substitute for saccharin! Saccharin! Goodbye, sacc-ha-rine! Bye bye! Next: Hotdogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted October 28, 2007 Share Posted October 28, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 28, 2007 -> 10:00 AM) Next: Hotdogs Oscar Mayer I wish I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner That is what I truly wish to be cause if i were a oscar mayer weiner everyone would be in love oh everyone would be in love everyone would be in love with me Next Topic: Hound Dogs(bonus points for bassets ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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