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QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 12:57 PM)
I've never had pineapple on a pizza.

The pineapple must be near canadian bacon for it to work.

 

I'm a pizza purist but will admit to enjoying a Rosati's pineapple and bacon.

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QUOTE(ChiSox_Sonix @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 12:35 PM)
I've never been east of Cleveland or south of Charlotte

I assume you meant West of Cleveland. Since, you know, you are from New York, and Charlotte is east of Cleveland. :lol:

 

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I've never eaten sushi.

 

I've never listened to or watched Britney Spears intentionally.

 

I've never referred to professional wrestling as a "sport"

 

 

...And none of those three things will ever change.

 

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QUOTE(hammerhead johnson @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 02:05 PM)
I've never been on a roller coaster. I went on the Tilt-A-Whirl when I was like 7, and they had to stop the ride because I was freaking out. True story.

 

Carousel is more your speed? That surprises me

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 25, 2007 -> 02:10 PM)
I made it up the 77th floor, just not in the way you are supposed to do it...

 

 

Spiderman, Spiderman,

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Spiderman.

 

Is he strong?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he swing from a thread

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Spiderman.

 

In the chill of night

At the scene of a crime

Like a streak of light

He arrives just in time.

 

Spiderman, Spiderman

Friendly neighborhood Spiderman

Wealth and fame

He's ingnored

Action is his reward.

 

To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a hang up

You'll find the Spider man.

 

 

 

 

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I never missed an opportunity to draw a Sharpie mustache on my roommates when they passed out. It was always great to watch them wake up in the living room of our house in college and realize that they probably had a Hitler 'stache. That walk of shame to the bathroom to check their face for marks was priceless.

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"All I know is I've been going to doctors all my life. What has it gotten me? I'm thirty-three years old. I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm."

 

---"I've never had a really good pickle."

 

 

 

"I'm going to read a book. From front to back. In that order!"

 

---"I've always wanted to do that."

 

 

 

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