Rooftop Shots Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 The idea is to take a basball players name and use it in a sentence or quote in pun form. Examples: 1) A good place to put a trophy is on "Mickey's Mantle" 2) Hey that looks pretty tasty! What is "Adam Eaton?" 3) Not sure which church to go to? Try "Lance' Parrish" 4) Will "Charlie Hough" and puff and blow your house down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 As usual, Pete Rose to the occasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Check out that hot looking Babe, Ruth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I don't want to go, but Carlos May. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palehosefan Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Oh man, I think I have a cold. Sniffle, snilffle, Daisuke Matsuzaka! Gesundheit. Yeah I went there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 That hot babe makes me Kerry Wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 That hot babe makes my Dick Pole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Don't drive Earl Battey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 (edited) Go to Vegas to see Oscar Gamble his cash away. Having retired to sunny South Florida, I'd have expected Chuck Tanner than he was. Granny lived in a mud hut so she decided to have Eric Soderholm. I parked in the wrong place, only to see Bucky Dent my brand new car. After a week-long cattle drive, the cowboy had a bad case of Harry Chappas. The Partridge Family was really twisted. I hear Danny and Rubin the creepy manager used to watch Keith Foulke Lori in the back seat of that horrid van. After years of seeing the dudes with the full heads of hair come out on top, it was refreshing for once to see James Baldwin. After suffering several losses, it was nice to see Danny Darwin I think I might have Billy Pierce my ear. And if I think if I want to get everything else pierced, well, that's definately a job for Jimmy Piersall. I got sick after eating that primitive bony fish and the whole night everybody listened to me Ralph Garr. This Christmas I'l make the bathroom especially festive when I hang some Jon Garland The other night we were shooting craps and I lent Brook Fordyce. I hope he returns them The kids wanted Dick Allen's autograph but the security guard told them to wait with the crowd behind the Alan Bannister. Apparently, nobody wanted Gavin Floyd's autograph because there was nobody behind the Floyd Bannister. If you are going to make fun of one of her knees, please pick on her normal knee, Bill, Nahorodny. I heard La Marr Hoyt that poor gal fooling around in bed the other night. Alas, another victim of the big Lamar Johnson. OK, I'm really scraping bottom here . . . I better stop now. Edited October 26, 2007 by FlaSoxxJim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 The other night I saw Brian Downing a fifth of Southern Comfort. He's not the only glutton though, as I'm sure Wilbur Wood eat en entire 22" pizza given the chance. But the worst of the lot by far. . . after doing tequila shots all night Terry Forster to perform an unnatural act of depravity involving a live baby octopus, a balpeen hammer and several short lengths of surgical rubber tubing. See. . . and I was convinced I couldn't sink any lower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 Allow me to be Frank, Thomas Jefferson was a great leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox_Sonix Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I was recently at a Japanese sushi bar with a friend of mine and he insisted we keep doing sake bomgbs. While fun at first, i quickly realized that i was getting very drunk and was on the verge of getting sick, something i really did not want to have happen. So, i finally just had to tell Hideo, Nomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigSqwert Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 My good friend Jon has been gaining so much weight lately I finally yelled at him and said "Jon, Adkins diet is for you!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 If you find you can't tell the difference between Jerry Owens and Jerry Reinsdorf, I'd say it's time to consult the Jerry Manuel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxbadger Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 A little financial advice Barry, Bonds are generally a stable long term investment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 QUOTE(Soxbadger @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:43 PM) A little financial advice Barry, Bonds are generally a stable long term investment. Shut up Greg, Walker Texas Ranger is on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 I hate going to the Jim, Parque floors freak me out. I never had a bad Mark, Prior to Calculus. Hey, check out that Rac, Slider over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 26, 2007 Share Posted October 26, 2007 This thread is good. Since I suck with names and would have to go to the soxtalk Dean, Dizzy is leaving the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooftop Shots Posted October 27, 2007 Author Share Posted October 27, 2007 [/size]Great Job Guys! Keep em' coming! Cracked up at quite a few of them! Here's a few more If Bill can't go, the maybe Jorge Orta go instead. What about Carp and Walleye? Is Steve Trout fishing again? Hey Rich! Dotson of yours is not very bright! Will he floor it or will Julio Cruz? I don't want flat beer, I Juan Agosto! Is that a huge wart on his toe?? No! It's just Scotts Ruffcorn! Is is Roy Rogers turn to towel off a wet soaked Dale Evans? NO? Then who's turn is it? Silly!!!! Today it's "Don Drysdale! " Is that a ghetto Chevrolet? No....it's a Whitey Ford Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 What a loser...Britt Burns everything he cooks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Your are wrong about that Rich, McKinney is in Texas. When his dog fell in to the well, I had to help Eddie Fisher out. We went with Ron'(S ant o)phellia. With his pointed cricism of Hillary last night on CNN, Glen Beckert his chance of an invitation to the inauguration ceremonies. Consider the lie and distance from the green, I'd Chipper, Jones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Oct 26, 2007 -> 01:34 PM) If you find you can't tell the difference between Jerry Owens and Jerry Reinsdorf, I'd say it's time to consult the Jerry Manuel. I had no problem with Jerrys, but I couldn't tell the difference between Charlie Liebrandt and Charlie Hough, so it was a good thing I had my Charlie Manuel. J.D. Drew a nice picture, but Stephen Drew a better one. It is not true that David Lee Roth is Larry Rothschild. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitewashed in '05 Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 Visitors love Coco's, Crisp toast. I loved playing Milton Bradley's Connect Four as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 27, 2007 Share Posted October 27, 2007 (edited) Rollie Fingers a lot of women during foreplay. He shot fish with a gun, he was the Catfish Hunter. Edited October 27, 2007 by knightni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooftop Shots Posted October 28, 2007 Author Share Posted October 28, 2007 Is Bert camping far away or is Bert Campaneris If you want to lift something heavy out of the water, use Ed's Kranepool Will he drink half of a beer, or will Harmon Killebrew? If your father is named Joe and you are named Duane, doesn't that make Duane, Josephson? Oh No! Did Curt Flood the basemen again? If you like a drawing of a deserted wasteland, will Andy Etchebarren one for you? Need a driver for your armored truck? Get Ed's Brinkman! I see things from one point of view, but Daves Concepcion might be a little different. Man does his girlfriend smell. After eating the chili, Ricks Honeycutt a nasty one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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